戲子 - 婚姻
By Caitlin
at 2011-12-31T12:13
at 2011-12-31T12:13
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以下內容粗俗不雅,介意者請← 不送喔^^
話說我這無聊的傢伙前天晚上慾火翻騰、寂寞難耐,
於是就找老禿子來解決我的生理需求。
有在看我的文章就知道本人是窮極無聊的神經病,
所以進行夫妻翻滾運動時怎會沒來一手???
前天晚上的戲碼是無聊無新意的強暴戲碼,
一開始我很規矩的對我家老禿子說: 晚上可X炮??
老禿子聽到欣喜若狂頭如搗蒜般同意。
等到兩人沐浴完正戲就開始上演啦~~~
話說之前對於夜生活很苦悶,
湊巧有趕上板上徵文發了一篇:男人結完婚就剩張嘴的文章,
那篇文章老禿子看完了以後,手很神奇的又長回來了,
婚姻版真是積德積福啊~
原本一開始都是正規正矩的你來我往互動模式,
等到一段時間後我啟動了COSPLAY按鈕。
肥婆娘:{ 先生~你不要這樣我是有老公的!! }輕微小掙扎
老禿子不理我繼續沉溺豬肉團當中
肥婆娘:{ 先生你這樣傳出去我們會被講得很難聽的! } 中階掙扎狀態
老禿子還是不理我繼續與我的肥肉作戰,
但是可以感覺得到他越來越興奮。
肥婆娘:{ 老公救命啊~~~~~~~ }大掙扎外加粉拳輕捶
結果老禿子得情慾馬上就沸騰了起來!!
當他受不了時硬衝進來時我就悲憤的大喊:
{ 老公~~~~~~~我對不起你!! }
當我一喊完我倆動作動作就完全停止了....
他一張臉笑到全變紅了,我笑到一直在搥床鋪,
就這樣莫約笑了3分鐘我們又繼續回到軌道想要完成未完成的救國大業。
進行中我很白目的問了老禿子:我可以再喊一次剛剛那台詞嗎??
他大哥憋著笑回答:不行。
於是在苦悶的情節結束了我愉快的(咦!?)夜生活。
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話說我蠻想玩看看K大的霹靂車情節,
但是某人都不願意配合,真是無奈啊!!
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