開明老爸跟傳統阿嬤的對話 - 婚姻
By Kristin
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我爸爸是個很開明的大男人,而我阿嬤則原本是村裡面年輕女生相當害怕的女人,
因為我阿嬤從年輕被人看不起到後來家族興起,磨了一身精明幹練的功夫,因此很
多人都覺得以後如果嫁來我們家,肯定是歹命媳婦遇到精明婆婆。
有一天,我阿嬤又再抱怨我媽跟大嬸嬸,我爸爸非常聽不下去,他立刻起身跟我阿嬤
長篇大論,內容摻雜俗氣的用字跟好笑的用語:
爸爸: 母阿,我們以前娶媳婦都就吼狼幾條不少的聘金,現在也沒有阿,己罵ㄟ女生
丟溝愛幫妳兒子一起賺錢養家,回到家裡面就還要孝順你們,照顧小孩。母阿,我哪細
查某,我就不要結婚, 嘎嘉雖洨,滴醋奏大小姐爽爽謀愛,丟愛拍命去嫁給人家
當媳婦,讓人任意糟蹋。沒洗碗就被人家說不懂事,沒有噓寒問暖就讓人家說不孝,
生沒有男生就是女生巴豆沒有用,黑其實龍戲拎兒子沒路用。你兒子都不孝順你,
還想仰賴媳婦,假咖歹ㄟ。媳婦是別人養大的,嘎哩撒底帶啊?!
後來我奶奶有一次在村莊婆婆大會上,把這段話說出去,我奶奶一晚後,立刻變成
全村莊公認好婆婆。雖然我媽跟嬸嬸們還是不以為然。
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因為我阿嬤從年輕被人看不起到後來家族興起,磨了一身精明幹練的功夫,因此很
多人都覺得以後如果嫁來我們家,肯定是歹命媳婦遇到精明婆婆。
有一天,我阿嬤又再抱怨我媽跟大嬸嬸,我爸爸非常聽不下去,他立刻起身跟我阿嬤
長篇大論,內容摻雜俗氣的用字跟好笑的用語:
爸爸: 母阿,我們以前娶媳婦都就吼狼幾條不少的聘金,現在也沒有阿,己罵ㄟ女生
丟溝愛幫妳兒子一起賺錢養家,回到家裡面就還要孝順你們,照顧小孩。母阿,我哪細
查某,我就不要結婚, 嘎嘉雖洨,滴醋奏大小姐爽爽謀愛,丟愛拍命去嫁給人家
當媳婦,讓人任意糟蹋。沒洗碗就被人家說不懂事,沒有噓寒問暖就讓人家說不孝,
生沒有男生就是女生巴豆沒有用,黑其實龍戲拎兒子沒路用。你兒子都不孝順你,
還想仰賴媳婦,假咖歹ㄟ。媳婦是別人養大的,嘎哩撒底帶啊?!
後來我奶奶有一次在村莊婆婆大會上,把這段話說出去,我奶奶一晚後,立刻變成
全村莊公認好婆婆。雖然我媽跟嬸嬸們還是不以為然。
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