過年真的好煩 - 婚姻
By Wallis
at 2013-01-01T15:29
at 2013-01-01T15:29
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老公家的親戚很煩,喜歡當著所有人面問些很私人我不知如何回答的問題:
親戚:囝仔五"速拎"嘸?(有沒有在親餵)
我:有啊
親戚:五哩呷拎逃嘸(有在吃奶頭嗎?)
我:..........
親戚:要斷奶啦不然要等到何時才 生第二個?第一個生女的以後會幫忙帶啊,斷奶也比較好帶啊@/$):!(以下省略三千字)
親戚:奇怪妳不是上班了嗎?為何小孩還是黏妳黏緊緊的
我:..........(很想回他們因為我是她媽媽)
此時老公抱著11個月大寶寶,
寶寶:哇哇哇!
婆婆:來阿罵抱抱蛤!
寶寶:媽媽!媽媽!(看著我叫)
眾親戚:..........
婆婆:來啦我抱啦!
老公:她要找媽媽了。(交給我)
此時看得出公婆臉上的複雜表情,唉!
結了婚之後超不喜歡過年節的,
沒有了歡樂的氣氛,
媳婦就是媳婦,
永遠都是外人,
孫子跟媳婦太親就是不行,
長輩會不高興,
媳婦做什麼都不對,
媳婦餵飯餵半碗就說餵太多,
他們餵就可以一直餵,
孩子不吃吐出來了還要餵,說他還要吃,
他們亂餵就可以就說要給她吃習慣,媳婦餵麵加菜加湯,
飯後給水果就是黑北飼,
媳婦煮粥也會碎碎念煮那麼多,
明明她自己每餐都煮得像辦桌一樣,
真的覺得因為我是媳婦所以怎麼做都有意見!
永遠不會得到肯定!
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親戚:囝仔五"速拎"嘸?(有沒有在親餵)
我:有啊
親戚:五哩呷拎逃嘸(有在吃奶頭嗎?)
我:..........
親戚:要斷奶啦不然要等到何時才 生第二個?第一個生女的以後會幫忙帶啊,斷奶也比較好帶啊@/$):!(以下省略三千字)
親戚:奇怪妳不是上班了嗎?為何小孩還是黏妳黏緊緊的
我:..........(很想回他們因為我是她媽媽)
此時老公抱著11個月大寶寶,
寶寶:哇哇哇!
婆婆:來阿罵抱抱蛤!
寶寶:媽媽!媽媽!(看著我叫)
眾親戚:..........
婆婆:來啦我抱啦!
老公:她要找媽媽了。(交給我)
此時看得出公婆臉上的複雜表情,唉!
結了婚之後超不喜歡過年節的,
沒有了歡樂的氣氛,
媳婦就是媳婦,
永遠都是外人,
孫子跟媳婦太親就是不行,
長輩會不高興,
媳婦做什麼都不對,
媳婦餵飯餵半碗就說餵太多,
他們餵就可以一直餵,
孩子不吃吐出來了還要餵,說他還要吃,
他們亂餵就可以就說要給她吃習慣,媳婦餵麵加菜加湯,
飯後給水果就是黑北飼,
媳婦煮粥也會碎碎念煮那麼多,
明明她自己每餐都煮得像辦桌一樣,
真的覺得因為我是媳婦所以怎麼做都有意見!
永遠不會得到肯定!
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