有理也說不清 - 婚姻
By Anonymous
at 2011-10-21T21:40
at 2011-10-21T21:40
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原文吃光光!
我就是原po的老公!
我要來還原事情的真相~~~
我並沒有每一次爭吵都把離婚都搬出來用!
首先,我老婆是天真爛熳的水瓶座,我是龜毛的處女座,
沒錯,我就是一個愛管東管西,碎碎唸的老公,
但僅只對於我在乎的人(我認定的家人)
當初老婆懷第一胎時,肚子超大的時後正好是炎炎夏日
我老婆最喜歡做的事就是:吃冰塊,
沒錯,是直接吃冰塊,我不反對她喝冰飲,不反對她吃冰淇淋,
我就是不喜歡她吃冰塊(對不起,這是我的堅持)
為了不讓我老婆偷吃冰塊,我軟硬兼施,最後用上了大絕招:離婚
我說:孕婦吃冰會對小寶寶的氣管不好,
我不希望小孩生出來天生就有氣管相關的問題.........
妳若不聽話,小孩出生若有問題,我就會怪罪到妳身上!
這就是我最常講離婚的時後了!
但我後來發現老婆根本不甩我這套,我也就懶的再講了,直接用冷戰的方式!
對不起,離題了!
接下來事情回溯到昨天晚上!
我是上班族工程師,老婆是家管,在家帶小美寶…
昨天下班後一起吃晚餐的時後,
老婆:老公,外婆今天打電話來罵我!
我:講來聽聽
老婆:外婆打電話罵我讓小孩的腳去燙到機車的排氣管
我:那妳怎麼講?
老婆:我就說,才燙那麼點小傷口,而且那個小孩不會去燙到,我小時後也有燙到過呀!
我:那妳被罵活該,而且我也要罵妳!是誰和妳說對長輩講話可以這樣子的?
外婆打電話來唸妳,妳就順她的話說,好,我以後會更注意的!這樣不就好了!
硬要頂嘴,這不是討罵是什麼?
老婆:...........(每次我和老婆講事情,講不過我就這樣子不回話了)
我:@#@$#$%#%(開始講一堆對待家人的態度要怎樣怎樣的)
最後,也不知道老婆大人有沒有聽進去,而我也不想再唸下去了,所以這件事就算了!
寫上面這一則小插曲的目得是什麼?
答對了,就是我老婆非常的直,講話常不經大腦,很容易傷人!
再來,夜晚要睡覺了,我回臥房時,老婆正在使用筆電,
老婆:老公,我好像又惹你姐生氣了耶!怎麼辦?
我:(心理想,不會吧,幾個小時前才和妳說過妳又犯了)說來聽聽!
老婆:我在臉書上把你姐和姐夫在瀏覽上設了權限,然後姐不知道怎麼知道的,
就傳了訊息給我,說,
即然妳不想讓我看到妳po的文章,那還不如直接把我的好友名單移除好了!
我:好呀,那就直接刪掉,連我的好友名單都刪掉好了!
反正妳也喜歡在臉書上罵我!把我刪了,讓我看不到這樣子最好!
(此時我心理超火大的,講完之後就先去洗澡了)
洗完澡後,躺在床上,我又開始問老婆 (先註明我當晚說話音量完全沒有放大)
我:我之前不就和妳說過,親人是最重要,以後講話不要那麼直,
不要以為對待親人就可以隨便講話傷人,#$@#%%$^%^(講一堆)
老婆:.............
我:所以妳怎麼打算處理我姐的事?
老婆:.............
我:不講話是怎麼樣?
老婆:可是我就是覺得我設瀏覽權限,po我想寫的文章給我朋友看,
不相干的人我就是不想給他們看呀....
我:好,那你明天就去把我姐和姐夫的好友名單刪掉!
順便把我的也刪掉好了!
假如還不夠的話,我明天就去把妳的手機號碼停掉!(我老婆討厭接電話)
然後再把家裡的電話也停掉好了!
老婆:那要不要把小美寶也丟掉好了?(我們的女兒)
我:不可能!(超生氣,氣到不想講話了)
然後我轉過身去睡覺,沒有再說半句話!(註明,我完完全全沒有說到離婚這兩個字)
之後就陷入一片寂靜,大約過了半小時,老婆起床下樓去了,我就一整夜想事情失眠了!
早上起床上班前,我開了一下電腦,看了FB,發現老婆將我從好友名單刪除了!
我心想:妳不錯,說到做到!
然後就一整天上了心情很不好的班,一直到現在都還在頭痛,
回到家看PTT婚姻版,看到了老婆的PO文…
及一大堆批鬥我的文章,忍不住就回了這篇文章!
各位版友,如果看完我的告白後,還是覺得都是我的錯的話,那就再更大力的鞭我吧!
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我就是原po的老公!
我要來還原事情的真相~~~
我並沒有每一次爭吵都把離婚都搬出來用!
首先,我老婆是天真爛熳的水瓶座,我是龜毛的處女座,
沒錯,我就是一個愛管東管西,碎碎唸的老公,
但僅只對於我在乎的人(我認定的家人)
當初老婆懷第一胎時,肚子超大的時後正好是炎炎夏日
我老婆最喜歡做的事就是:吃冰塊,
沒錯,是直接吃冰塊,我不反對她喝冰飲,不反對她吃冰淇淋,
我就是不喜歡她吃冰塊(對不起,這是我的堅持)
為了不讓我老婆偷吃冰塊,我軟硬兼施,最後用上了大絕招:離婚
我說:孕婦吃冰會對小寶寶的氣管不好,
我不希望小孩生出來天生就有氣管相關的問題.........
妳若不聽話,小孩出生若有問題,我就會怪罪到妳身上!
這就是我最常講離婚的時後了!
但我後來發現老婆根本不甩我這套,我也就懶的再講了,直接用冷戰的方式!
對不起,離題了!
接下來事情回溯到昨天晚上!
我是上班族工程師,老婆是家管,在家帶小美寶…
昨天下班後一起吃晚餐的時後,
老婆:老公,外婆今天打電話來罵我!
我:講來聽聽
老婆:外婆打電話罵我讓小孩的腳去燙到機車的排氣管
我:那妳怎麼講?
老婆:我就說,才燙那麼點小傷口,而且那個小孩不會去燙到,我小時後也有燙到過呀!
我:那妳被罵活該,而且我也要罵妳!是誰和妳說對長輩講話可以這樣子的?
外婆打電話來唸妳,妳就順她的話說,好,我以後會更注意的!這樣不就好了!
硬要頂嘴,這不是討罵是什麼?
老婆:...........(每次我和老婆講事情,講不過我就這樣子不回話了)
我:@#@$#$%#%(開始講一堆對待家人的態度要怎樣怎樣的)
最後,也不知道老婆大人有沒有聽進去,而我也不想再唸下去了,所以這件事就算了!
寫上面這一則小插曲的目得是什麼?
答對了,就是我老婆非常的直,講話常不經大腦,很容易傷人!
再來,夜晚要睡覺了,我回臥房時,老婆正在使用筆電,
老婆:老公,我好像又惹你姐生氣了耶!怎麼辦?
我:(心理想,不會吧,幾個小時前才和妳說過妳又犯了)說來聽聽!
老婆:我在臉書上把你姐和姐夫在瀏覽上設了權限,然後姐不知道怎麼知道的,
就傳了訊息給我,說,
即然妳不想讓我看到妳po的文章,那還不如直接把我的好友名單移除好了!
我:好呀,那就直接刪掉,連我的好友名單都刪掉好了!
反正妳也喜歡在臉書上罵我!把我刪了,讓我看不到這樣子最好!
(此時我心理超火大的,講完之後就先去洗澡了)
洗完澡後,躺在床上,我又開始問老婆 (先註明我當晚說話音量完全沒有放大)
我:我之前不就和妳說過,親人是最重要,以後講話不要那麼直,
不要以為對待親人就可以隨便講話傷人,#$@#%%$^%^(講一堆)
老婆:.............
我:所以妳怎麼打算處理我姐的事?
老婆:.............
我:不講話是怎麼樣?
老婆:可是我就是覺得我設瀏覽權限,po我想寫的文章給我朋友看,
不相干的人我就是不想給他們看呀....
我:好,那你明天就去把我姐和姐夫的好友名單刪掉!
順便把我的也刪掉好了!
假如還不夠的話,我明天就去把妳的手機號碼停掉!(我老婆討厭接電話)
然後再把家裡的電話也停掉好了!
老婆:那要不要把小美寶也丟掉好了?(我們的女兒)
我:不可能!(超生氣,氣到不想講話了)
然後我轉過身去睡覺,沒有再說半句話!(註明,我完完全全沒有說到離婚這兩個字)
之後就陷入一片寂靜,大約過了半小時,老婆起床下樓去了,我就一整夜想事情失眠了!
早上起床上班前,我開了一下電腦,看了FB,發現老婆將我從好友名單刪除了!
我心想:妳不錯,說到做到!
然後就一整天上了心情很不好的班,一直到現在都還在頭痛,
回到家看PTT婚姻版,看到了老婆的PO文…
及一大堆批鬥我的文章,忍不住就回了這篇文章!
各位版友,如果看完我的告白後,還是覺得都是我的錯的話,那就再更大力的鞭我吧!
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