想找媳婦的麻煩前...請量力而為 - 婚姻
By James
at 2011-10-24T21:39
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前提..他們真的是很好的公婆,我很知足
但是再好的公婆都會有鬼打牆的時候.......或是腦子裝**的時候
某日我和老公開車帶兩老出遊,一開始我老公就非常不願意
他說:你等著看好了,他們等一下一定會碎念!!
我說:別這樣,我們當人家的晚輩就是要孝順父母阿,總不能老是我們自己玩就好吧
他說:理想主義的笨蛋,你等著吧!!
一上路,兩老(蛙爸蛙媽)非常興奮,是要去哪裡阿?要不要問三阿姨一起去?有帶水嗎?
要走哪條路?ㄟㄟ你開慢一點啦!!小心旁邊有車!!哇...那裏好多人喔..........
還沒上快速道路,我老公已經爆走了,你們可以閉嘴或是睡覺嗎?
兩個都不知道路一直吵,又不會開車很煩耶!!
沒多久我報路報錯了,我老公說:沒關係你在想一下
蛙爸:我知道右轉啦!!你們真的是很笨耶!!
老公:你知道我們要去哪裡嗎?
蛙爸:不知道阿
老公:那你怎麼知道要右轉
蛙爸:我感覺阿!
老公:給我閉嘴
蛙爸:阿不是右轉就會到喔....(還在死撐)
蛙媽:我覺得是左轉.....(連你也出來亂喔)
老公:你們都給我睡覺!!(怒)
這只是去的路上.....回來塞車了
蛙爸:阿怎麼會塞車啦!!
老公:我怎麼會知道我又不是交通部部長!!
蛙爸:吼塞車很煩耶!!小心旁邊那台車,想插進來,休想!!不准
老公:又不是你開車你煩個屁阿
蛙爸:不要讓他插進來!假咖賣耶!!想插隊!!哼!!
老公:你可以安靜嗎
蛙媽:車怎麼這麼多阿......(阿就塞車阿不然哩)
蛙爸:你看你看塞車啦!這些人到底想幹嘛阿
蛙媽:對阿!這些人都不用工作喔,真好命唷有時間出來跟人家擠!!
蛙爸:這麼多車不知道到家都幾點了!?
蛙媽:黑阿黑阿!!好晚喔!!
老公:你˙們˙給˙我˙安˙靜˙!!!
以上就是每次出門都會有的對話框,你一定會覺得那媳婦勒
怎麼都沒有聲音,通常我有聲音時,就是他們全部要閉嘴的時候了
迷路時....媳婦:爸要是你知道路那換你開好了!不然我跟老公都笨的可以
蛙爸:.......不.........(他最討厭開車了,所以這招是大絕)馬上安靜
塞車時....媳婦:爸媽,塞車已經很煩了,你們可以睡一下阿!明天要上班的是我跟老公
你們放心的睡吧!你們明天白天還可以繼續睡阿
蛙爸媽:.....也是啦....我們沒在上班.............(安靜)
有天我回家時看見蛙爸打赤膊,我好心關心一下
媳婦:爸你不冷嗎?今天好冷喔...
蛙媽:我們哪像妳這麼好命阿!我們工作時都滿身大汗了(蛙媽在自己家園種菜)
媳婦:我當然好命阿!!嫁了個好老公,又有好公婆當然好命
蛙爸媽:..........也是啦
(想噹我再練個八百年吧你)
蛙爸常常會沒理由的找我老公麻煩,或是講話酸我,但我覺得這就是生活的樂趣阿
人家常說家家有本難念的經,我就當成家家有隻難打的怪就好了
三不五時打打怪,練練自己的等級也不錯
公婆難搞總比自己生的小孩不好
至少我以後可以跟我小孩說:你看馬麻多辛苦,上有難搞的阿公阿罵,還要照顧你
如果一個家一定會有一個不好相處的人,我情願是我公婆,而不是我的小孩
雖說我公婆偶而會發作,但是都還在我的能力之內
這個怪不會升等,只會越來越退化,可是我卻可以越練越高等阿
我猜我是個不及格的媳婦,但是我幹嘛要及格阿..重點是我老公挺我愛我疼我
我活得自在開心最重要啦!!
我的朋友都說妳公婆雖然難搞了點,但是你還是可以搞定他的!!
各位媳婦們,要對自己和老公有信心阿!!!
相信世界上沒有打不倒的怪,只有不練等的媳婦阿!!
和大家一起分享經驗吧!!!
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但是再好的公婆都會有鬼打牆的時候.......或是腦子裝**的時候
某日我和老公開車帶兩老出遊,一開始我老公就非常不願意
他說:你等著看好了,他們等一下一定會碎念!!
我說:別這樣,我們當人家的晚輩就是要孝順父母阿,總不能老是我們自己玩就好吧
他說:理想主義的笨蛋,你等著吧!!
一上路,兩老(蛙爸蛙媽)非常興奮,是要去哪裡阿?要不要問三阿姨一起去?有帶水嗎?
要走哪條路?ㄟㄟ你開慢一點啦!!小心旁邊有車!!哇...那裏好多人喔..........
還沒上快速道路,我老公已經爆走了,你們可以閉嘴或是睡覺嗎?
兩個都不知道路一直吵,又不會開車很煩耶!!
沒多久我報路報錯了,我老公說:沒關係你在想一下
蛙爸:我知道右轉啦!!你們真的是很笨耶!!
老公:你知道我們要去哪裡嗎?
蛙爸:不知道阿
老公:那你怎麼知道要右轉
蛙爸:我感覺阿!
老公:給我閉嘴
蛙爸:阿不是右轉就會到喔....(還在死撐)
蛙媽:我覺得是左轉.....(連你也出來亂喔)
老公:你們都給我睡覺!!(怒)
這只是去的路上.....回來塞車了
蛙爸:阿怎麼會塞車啦!!
老公:我怎麼會知道我又不是交通部部長!!
蛙爸:吼塞車很煩耶!!小心旁邊那台車,想插進來,休想!!不准
老公:又不是你開車你煩個屁阿
蛙爸:不要讓他插進來!假咖賣耶!!想插隊!!哼!!
老公:你可以安靜嗎
蛙媽:車怎麼這麼多阿......(阿就塞車阿不然哩)
蛙爸:你看你看塞車啦!這些人到底想幹嘛阿
蛙媽:對阿!這些人都不用工作喔,真好命唷有時間出來跟人家擠!!
蛙爸:這麼多車不知道到家都幾點了!?
蛙媽:黑阿黑阿!!好晚喔!!
老公:你˙們˙給˙我˙安˙靜˙!!!
以上就是每次出門都會有的對話框,你一定會覺得那媳婦勒
怎麼都沒有聲音,通常我有聲音時,就是他們全部要閉嘴的時候了
迷路時....媳婦:爸要是你知道路那換你開好了!不然我跟老公都笨的可以
蛙爸:.......不.........(他最討厭開車了,所以這招是大絕)馬上安靜
塞車時....媳婦:爸媽,塞車已經很煩了,你們可以睡一下阿!明天要上班的是我跟老公
你們放心的睡吧!你們明天白天還可以繼續睡阿
蛙爸媽:.....也是啦....我們沒在上班.............(安靜)
有天我回家時看見蛙爸打赤膊,我好心關心一下
媳婦:爸你不冷嗎?今天好冷喔...
蛙媽:我們哪像妳這麼好命阿!我們工作時都滿身大汗了(蛙媽在自己家園種菜)
媳婦:我當然好命阿!!嫁了個好老公,又有好公婆當然好命
蛙爸媽:..........也是啦
(想噹我再練個八百年吧你)
蛙爸常常會沒理由的找我老公麻煩,或是講話酸我,但我覺得這就是生活的樂趣阿
人家常說家家有本難念的經,我就當成家家有隻難打的怪就好了
三不五時打打怪,練練自己的等級也不錯
公婆難搞總比自己生的小孩不好
至少我以後可以跟我小孩說:你看馬麻多辛苦,上有難搞的阿公阿罵,還要照顧你
如果一個家一定會有一個不好相處的人,我情願是我公婆,而不是我的小孩
雖說我公婆偶而會發作,但是都還在我的能力之內
這個怪不會升等,只會越來越退化,可是我卻可以越練越高等阿
我猜我是個不及格的媳婦,但是我幹嘛要及格阿..重點是我老公挺我愛我疼我
我活得自在開心最重要啦!!
我的朋友都說妳公婆雖然難搞了點,但是你還是可以搞定他的!!
各位媳婦們,要對自己和老公有信心阿!!!
相信世界上沒有打不倒的怪,只有不練等的媳婦阿!!
和大家一起分享經驗吧!!!
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