媳婦的本分-媳婦為什麼不再洗碗 - 婚姻
By Doris
at 2013-01-25T16:21
at 2013-01-25T16:21
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除了年夜飯我會叫老婆去吃一晚,
不然這幾年我都是一個人去跟爸媽吃飯,
我不是來秀說我疼老婆還是怎樣,我是有評估過的,請看下表。
┌──┬──────────────┬──────────────┐
│爽度│ 自己回去 │ 帶老婆回去 │
├──┼──────────────┼──────────────┤
│ 我 │ -60 敢自己一個人回去 │ -80 老婆去之前就會因為壓力 │
│ │ 就得自己承受親友鄰居父 │ 開始心情低落, 要花很多 │
│ │ 母給的傳統壓力 │ 力氣安撫她。 │
├──┼──────────────┼──────────────┤
│老婆│ +90 把公婆壓力丟給老公 │ -70 壓力大到連上廁所都上不 │
│ │ 超爽的勒! 但是還是很不 │ 出來, 跟自己媽媽抱怨媽 │
│ │ 好意思, 老公回來要對他 │ 媽只會說 "當人媳婦就是 │
│ │ 好一點.... │ 這樣呀!"... (翻桌) │
├──┼──────────────┼──────────────┤
│父母│ +60 兒子回來真爽, 媳婦喔...│ +70 爽的勒, 媳婦有出現 │
│ │ 算了啦, 兒子就愛這款的 │ 多個人坐在那一起無聊, │
│ │ 還能說什麼? │ 客廳比較沒那麼空曠。 │
├──┼──────────────┼──────────────┤
│閒雜│ -10 唉唷~ 怎麼只有兒子一個 │ +10 唉唷~ 怎麼結婚都十年了 │
│人等│ 人回來呀? 哪有媳婦在家 │ 還不想生啊? 快生啊? 我 │
│ │ 不過來的呀? 什麼? 家裏 │ 介紹你一家醫院很棒的! │
│ │ 有事? 藉口啦~ 叫她過來 │ (拿紙筆...) │
│ │ 呀~~~~ │ │
╞══╪══════════════╪══════════════╡
│總分│ +80 傳統的壓力我背就好了 │-80 回家後再安撫老婆吧... │
└──┴──────────────┴──────────────┘
結論是老婆不出現的 cp 值最高,所以我最後的決定盡量一個人行動,
老婆雖然有黑掉的危機,但後來她好像也習慣了。 囧rz
PS: 這個表是我自己內心的分數, 有些人父母的權重遠比老婆的權重大,
總分就會完全不一樣了。
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