夫妻對話 - 婚姻
By Andrew
at 2011-11-08T14:17
at 2011-11-08T14:17
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本文夫妻是很無聊又白癡的夫妻
對話一
妻:為什麼男人要娶外籍新娘?娶不到就娶不到,花錢有比較好嗎???
夫:就會有需要阿
妻:看A片阿,省錢省事
夫:你不懂啦!
妻:喔~~老公你超適合娶外籍耶,尤其是印尼越南語言不通的最好!
夫:WHY???
妻:因為無法溝通,所以當你打電動的時候不會有人吵你,白天有人做家事,晚上有人陪睡
你最卡意的耶!
夫:聽你在屁屁屁啦!
妻:我工維金實在,介紹你一種好藥阿,無色無味吃下會安然逝去,實乃殺夫奪取保險金之
良藥!
夫:........................
對話二
妻:你女兒白天都不踢我,晚上你回家才狂踢耶
夫:她愛我阿,爸爸回家興奮高興
妻:不可能,她媽就沒很愛你,她怎麼可能愛你?
夫:那你幹麻嫁我?
妻:剛好眼睛被糊住了....那你是不是很愛我所以娶我的^^
夫:沒有...因為我腦袋壞掉了
對話三
妻:我們交往週年要到了耶,六年耶~~~我現在又是你孩子的媽,送個禮物給我吧^^
夫:那你要送我什麼?
妻:我送你一個可愛小公主^^
夫:那是我送你的吧?
妻:像我才可愛,像你就OOXX了啦
夫:我小時候比你可愛多了好不好!
妻:我再給你一次機會重說!(咬人中)
夫:我絕不屈打成招!
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