老婆大人打斷我的夢 - 婚姻
By Anthony
at 2011-11-07T16:49
at 2011-11-07T16:49
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上個周末小姨子來家裡住,
當姐姐跟姐夫的當然要好好招待她啦!
原本早上要帶她去吃豐盛的早餐的,
結果我一直睡一直睡,
睡到不知幾點時突然夢境超展開的
................這是夢境分隔線...........................
我與兩個隊友正被三隻吸血鬼追殺
我:我們手上的血清一定要送回研究室!
隊友a:快去屋頂,直升機到了!
隊友b:吸血鬼追上來了!
我:(把血清交給隊友)我來。斷。後。!!
於是我一個帥氣的跳起迴身,高舉右拳,
就像鋼鐵擂台「亞當」要k爆「宙斯」頭部的那個瞬間……
吸血鬼竟然加速向我衝來將我撲到壓制在地,
天啊!咦…這吸血鬼好柔軟…好想一直被壓制喔(誤)
................這是清醒分隔線.............................
原來是老婆大人整仙人壓在我身上叫我起床,還帶點扭動(羞)
都已經這樣叫醒我了,我當然是一個翻身
將她反壓制
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趕緊拿起哀縫上ptt 地方版,
看看有哪間鄉民推荐的早餐店還有位置可以訂。
.......THE END...........
Sorry, 沒有西斯點
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當姐姐跟姐夫的當然要好好招待她啦!
原本早上要帶她去吃豐盛的早餐的,
結果我一直睡一直睡,
睡到不知幾點時突然夢境超展開的
................這是夢境分隔線...........................
我與兩個隊友正被三隻吸血鬼追殺
我:我們手上的血清一定要送回研究室!
隊友a:快去屋頂,直升機到了!
隊友b:吸血鬼追上來了!
我:(把血清交給隊友)我來。斷。後。!!
於是我一個帥氣的跳起迴身,高舉右拳,
就像鋼鐵擂台「亞當」要k爆「宙斯」頭部的那個瞬間……
吸血鬼竟然加速向我衝來將我撲到壓制在地,
天啊!咦…這吸血鬼好柔軟…好想一直被壓制喔(誤)
................這是清醒分隔線.............................
原來是老婆大人整仙人壓在我身上叫我起床,還帶點扭動(羞)
都已經這樣叫醒我了,我當然是一個翻身
將她反壓制
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
趕緊拿起哀縫上ptt 地方版,
看看有哪間鄉民推荐的早餐店還有位置可以訂。
.......THE END...........
Sorry, 沒有西斯點
--
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