太北爛了 - 婚姻

Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2012-02-08T14:42

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FB原汁原味





電話響

婆婆:妳怎麼還不過來煮飯?

我:我昨天有說過我燙傷了今天不去煮

婆婆:那一點點碰到哪叫燙傷。妳不來煮爸爸吃什麼

我:以前我不在你們吃什麼?

婆婆:叫妳來煮個飯囉嗦什麼啊(怒 妳再不快來煮爸爸回來肚子餓怎麼辦

(背景有開門聲)爸爸回來了,沒東西吃啦!!

我:我還在忙,妳自己煮吧

掛掉電話

我:爸~~多吃點喔~今天的年糕炸得不錯(挾菜

公公:好好好妳也吃妳也吃

敢情我婆婆以為我三歲嗎





事實上是這樣的

昨天公公推拿完打電話回家說不回去吃

帶了一瓶蘆薈膠來給我擦,怕我不方便煮飯要帶我出去吃

但已經準備好一些簡單菜色了,就請公公留下來吃飯

電話全程擴音 講完公公還給我一個讚

雖然婆婆並不知道公公在這我裡

不過裝開門那裡實在太瞎太北爛了

以上


阿木~~人家是已經是三歲的十倍囉>////<

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Tags: 婚姻

All Comments

Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2012-02-10T20:27
噗XDDDDDDD
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2012-02-12T20:43
畫面很寫實~讚!
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2012-02-13T06:37
有笑有推XD
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2012-02-16T06:11
XDDDDD
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2012-02-19T10:33
XDDDDD
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2012-02-21T16:55
XDDDD
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2012-02-22T16:19
XD
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2012-02-23T09:24
XDDDDDD 我很想妳婆婆
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2012-02-25T02:04
XDDDD
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2012-02-26T04:13
XDDDDD
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2012-02-29T01:37
XDDDDD
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2012-03-01T04:41
XDDDDDDDD這太好笑
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2012-03-02T14:49
這位阿姨實在是喔...
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2012-03-06T13:26
按個讚:)
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2012-03-07T15:30
XDDDD 超歡樂~~
James avatar
By James
at 2012-03-08T01:15
XDD 有笑有推
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2012-03-10T09:39
小心!婆婆會再進化的XDDD(搞不好下次就模仿公公的聲音)
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2012-03-11T20:18
樓上感覺很可怕 XDDDD
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2012-03-15T21:37
樓樓上嚇到我了
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2012-03-18T23:42
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2012-03-23T03:46
XD 這個真的有好笑~
可以請公公接電話問婆婆 哪個"男人"回來了!?
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2012-03-26T20:52
XDDDDDDD
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2012-03-28T14:52
超誇張的耶這個婆婆= =
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2012-03-31T20:23
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2012-04-02T22:40
婚姻版台柱出品,必屬佳作~~XDDD
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2012-04-04T21:07
囧" 這位真的有誇張
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2012-04-08T22:15
真的有笑有推
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2012-04-12T17:22
XDDD
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2012-04-13T10:56
婆婆越來越有才了....
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2012-04-17T03:23
未看先推 看完再推 吼~~
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2012-04-20T19:46
XDDDDD
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2012-04-21T07:01
超好笑的~
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2012-04-21T13:31
哇塞 你婆婆真愛演
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2012-04-25T02:11
真的好歡樂喔,還自導自演咧~
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2012-04-29T10:19
有笑有推XDDDD
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2012-05-03T21:38
幫婆婆應徵演員,讓她上電視演,說不定爆紅後就沒空理妳了
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2012-05-06T06:03
你公公怎嚜可以這樣給你一個讚 .....那是他老婆耶~
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2012-05-07T06:47
XDDDDD 太太好笑了啦!!~~~
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2012-05-07T21:15
看完嘴角失守~哈哈哈哈XD
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2012-05-10T03:00
M大必推...
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2012-05-12T05:56
有笑給個推XDDD
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2012-05-13T18:18
由對話來看,婆媳關係很糟了耶~
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2012-05-14T11:33
回樓上,小a查作者ID,m大出版必屬良品
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2012-05-17T20:42
推台柱文~XDDDD好瞎啊XDDDDDDDDD
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2012-05-21T00:03
哈哈哈,不知公公回家後兩人會有啥對話
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2012-05-22T12:31
台柱文...有笑有推...婆婆越來越有戲了
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2012-05-23T03:32
很佩服你的EQ有夠好...我真的懶得演戲..讚!!
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2012-05-26T09:55
m大的婆婆還是一樣啊~~
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2012-05-28T02:46
期待好久的m大台柱文!! XDDDD
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2012-05-29T01:24
看不懂……
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2012-05-29T18:29
有笑有推XDDD
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2012-06-03T07:11
XD
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2012-06-04T12:58
方塊貓大大 可以追前文就知道原PO的婆婆是極品
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2012-06-06T12:51
婆婆越來越會導戲了!!!
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2012-06-10T04:30
幫低調~~ 婆婆進步了耶XDDD
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2012-06-11T19:06
看了m大以前的文章,婆婆真是個瘋婆子耶...
David avatar
By David
at 2012-06-12T19:54
婚姻版兩大王牌!!L大跟M大
David avatar
By David
at 2012-06-15T02:11
有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2012-06-17T18:32
妳婆婆太有戲了! XD
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2012-06-20T05:22
太有戲了~~m大出品必有佳作
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2012-06-22T17:25
太扯了這婆婆XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2012-06-25T04:39
靠背 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2012-06-28T18:46
好有畫面,讚~
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2012-07-01T17:34
XDD
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2012-07-03T08:46
有夠扯...
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2012-07-05T12:34
婆婆跟原po都進化了!!讚!!
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2012-07-09T22:12
XD
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2012-07-13T19:15
好扯~~但是M大也很厲害XDD還好有公公!!
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2012-07-18T12:07
m大GJ啦!!!! 公婆現在一整個超有戲 XDDDDDDD
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2012-07-20T23:43
我覺得L大變弱了,近期都沒什麼佳作
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2012-07-24T23:44
當個婆婆是有沒有必要當到嘴臉這麼難看阿?
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2012-07-25T22:16
XDDDDD 有夠誇張欸
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2012-07-28T14:55
XD
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2012-07-31T21:11
XDDDDD 笑死我了
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2012-08-01T07:52
當個婆婆以為自己是國母 騙很大 原PO真妙
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2012-08-03T15:07
XDDDD
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2012-08-06T14:24
XDDDDD 好好笑
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2012-08-10T14:32
妳公婆關係到底是= ="
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2012-08-13T12:53
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2012-08-15T06:12
M大進化了. XDDDDDDDDDDD
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2012-08-19T20:40
M大出品,不推不行!
George avatar
By George
at 2012-08-23T01:05
讚讚讚讚讚
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2012-08-25T17:23
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2012-08-27T21:07
婆婆欺負自己兒子的老婆 公公幫媳婦欺負自己老婆 呃啊
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2012-08-31T20:15
M大的婆婆真的是經典!哈哈哈哈~
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2012-09-01T03:24
公公有幫媳婦嗎?這叫做事實的真相(大笑)
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2012-09-02T10:38
婆婆也太自以為聰明了,自己害到自己(大笑)
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2012-09-06T16:21
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2012-09-07T18:40
低調推,要是公公講出聲,那就絕了
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2012-09-11T16:34
每個人的婆婆症頭都不一樣,真希望我有
M大聰明的反應
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2012-09-13T11:29
太有趣了!!!
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2012-09-16T03:10
XDDD 你婆婆還真愛演耶
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2012-09-20T12:50
哈哈哈~~M大的婆婆真的太促咪
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2012-09-24T05:34
好好笑啊 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2012-09-26T03:27
給你一千萬個讚啊@O@
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2012-09-29T05:04
太經典了XD
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2012-10-01T07:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2012-10-03T09:36
好想看錄影....
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2012-10-05T19:18
太妙了 !!
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2012-10-07T09:39
這個噓是給妳婆婆的 看了對話真火大...
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2012-10-10T10:04
校數偶啦!
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2012-10-13T02:40
推回來!!
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2012-10-14T10:57
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2012-10-19T01:38
!!!!!
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2012-10-21T03:02
你婆婆真的是吃飽太閒!
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2012-10-22T08:32
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2012-10-26T15:11
你婆婆真的很經典!
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2012-10-30T07:23
令婆婆真的是經典款,時間過再久都一樣經典
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2012-10-31T21:49
還好M大還有個算明理的公公!!!
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2012-11-04T21:51
終於把一系列全看完了,還好你還有位挺你的公公~
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2012-11-09T11:24
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2012-11-13T09:35
太讚了!
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2012-11-14T02:35
XDDDDDDD 快要去看精神科了吧?我想...
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2012-11-15T18:34
也太歡樂哈哈
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2012-11-19T02:11
想到你們翁媳一起吃飯的畫面,覺得很可愛:D
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2012-11-19T05:26
讚!!!
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2012-11-20T00:47
這婆婆太誇張了吧...
也要給你一個讚!哈哈
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2012-11-23T12:20
推某樓說的當婆婆以為自己是國母...真貼切(根本在形容我婆婆)
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2012-11-25T10:54
XDD
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2012-11-29T12:00
讚!
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2012-12-02T11:10
XDDD
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2012-12-07T05:34
爆!
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2012-12-10T14:49
有笑有推 有無後續XD
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2012-12-12T15:57
超厲害...
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2012-12-14T22:42
這個好笑XDDDDDDD
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2012-12-15T07:35
XDDDDD
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2012-12-19T17:31
真的好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2012-12-20T14:05
我真的很好奇你婆婆還可以進化到什麼地步 XDDDDDD
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2012-12-20T15:56
好酷~
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2012-12-20T22:08
XDDDDD 真的有經典到...期待後續
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2012-12-23T13:53
太酷了吧
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2012-12-27T08:03
本日第一推就給M大了XDDDDD
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2012-12-31T12:17
婆婆好有戲啊!你跟公公都好樣的!哈哈哈哈
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2013-01-03T04:06
XD
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2013-01-07T01:20
XDDDDDDDDDD好好笑!!!
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2013-01-08T04:09
這一定要推的
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2013-01-11T14:20
XDDD 有公主病的婆婆?
Una avatar
By Una
at 2013-01-12T01:19
給你按100個讚.........>o<
Una avatar
By Una
at 2013-01-15T19:20
好久沒PO文了,給個讚!!
Una avatar
By Una
at 2013-01-18T03:58
原PO的婆婆也太會演了~~~
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2013-01-21T08:53
你有個好公公!XDDDD
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2013-01-24T16:37
讚啦! 笑翻了。這真的超讚!
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2013-01-24T21:18
回看時突然想到,公公怎麼知道mai大家地址的?
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2013-01-27T04:08
XDDDDDDD
Una avatar
By Una
at 2013-01-28T23:51
讚+1 XD

結婚之後....

Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2012-02-08T01:03
深夜了,我最親愛的你已經酣眠沉睡... 望著你平靜的睡臉,我有幾句心底的話想告訴你... 你知道嗎? 我曾經是個心高氣傲、脾氣倔強, 在感情上如果有所爭執時,我總是素不讓人的那方... 但是自從婚後你進入我的生活開始,我失去了尊嚴、脾氣... 一切一切的容忍退讓只為了讓你快樂, ...

小叔想標法拍屋 婆婆跟我們借錢

Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2012-02-07T20:19
※ 引述《Sayurimo (Sayuri)》之銘言: : 之前我婆婆也是叫我老公拿出來幫他姐姐~~保證、一定會還的~~(我婆婆說,她擔保) : 我老公他姐姐也是買房子~~借了二百五十萬~~(那時是說,她的錢都放做生意,不太能動) : (原本要借三百,我說,我買了一份保險,要幫以後我的小孩存教育金的) : 錢 ...

婆婆愛炫耀孫子...

Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2012-02-07T18:59
※ 引述《junetsai (心碎迎接早晨)》之銘言: : 我很擔心我先生直接講會很難看 : 結果 我先生就說...ㄚ嬤(婆婆)疼孫 (愛現)沒辦法壓... : 孩子不是她在顧的 她當然不知道辛苦 : 我整個很無言...婆婆這哪是在疼孫 她 ...

小叔想標法拍屋 婆婆跟我們借錢

Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2012-02-07T18:28
俗話說 別人跟你借錢時 是哭爹叫娘的 你要別人還錢時 是求爺爺叫奶奶的... 更何況這種親人的錢 借出去就別想拿回來了 最簡單的方法是 裝死 裝死 在裝死 拖拖拖拖到法拍屋賣掉就不用借了 自己都沒有買房子了 借別人錢買房子這什麼道理 他們要買法拍沒有錢 婆婆跟你們借 要我就說 媽媽 可是我們 ...

小叔想標法拍屋 婆婆跟我們借錢

Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2012-02-07T17:44
之前我婆婆也是叫我老公拿出來幫他姐姐~~保證、一定會還的~~(我婆婆說,她擔保) 我老公他姐姐也是買房子~~借了二百五十萬~~(那時是說,她的錢都放做生意,不太能動) (原本要借三百,我說,我買了一份保險,要幫以後我的小孩存教育金的) 錢到現在~~連一個影子都沒有看到~~~更別說要還~ 我婆婆還千交待 ...