還我婚姻版 - 婚姻

By Zanna
at 2010-09-21T14:29

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可不可以別再提版務的事了

多聊點婚姻生活的酸甜苦辣吧!

(我個人最近風平浪靜實在寫不出文)

家裡搬的差不多了希望本周末能完工

地獄脫出倒數中......

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中秋節我買了兩盒郭元益送給岳父

他也回我禮我沒仔細看以為是黑麥啤酒 (很像麥格BEER的包裝)

我看他買了三箱 (每箱=335ml*24)

一箱就給我其它拿去送人了

晚上我開來喝ㄟ Non-alcoholic!!!

挖哩這根本是黑麥汁不是啤酒

我猜他以為是黑啤而這個一定是特賣品他才會買的

我這樣想會不會太小人了? 還是他是希望我喝健康的黑麥汁???

( ￣ c￣)y▂ξ

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說到鑰匙我該不該給我媽啊? 畢竟她也幫我出了不少

而且我是長子媽媽來應該天經地義吧!

但是我又怕岳父要比照辦理 ( ︶︿︶)_╭∩╮

建商給三把鑰匙我跟太太各一把第三把該不該給出去呢??????

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Tags: 婚姻

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By Kristin
at 2010-09-24T13:42

恭喜 (可以偷渡把露色大還來嗎?)

By Michael
at 2010-09-27T09:37

頭推!! & 響應!!

By Tracy
at 2010-10-01T17:24

L大我好想念你岳父還有小姨子，不然為了版眾，你先搬回家住

By Eden
at 2010-10-04T02:49

好不好！！！！XDDDDDDDDDDD

By Lucy
at 2010-10-09T01:27

一人一推支持l大回岳家住 XD

By Elizabeth
at 2010-10-12T17:27

對阿好煩喔是有沒有那麼多事可以計較阿＠＠

By Poppy
at 2010-10-15T23:11

樓上好壞喔XDDDD

By Faithe
at 2010-10-17T06:59

恭喜推一樓!

By Genevieve
at 2010-10-21T18:58

l大上次十萬元的後續呢？岳父有沒有暗示什麼呀！

By Daniel
at 2010-10-22T11:43

我是說divina大~~~

By Quintina
at 2010-10-25T10:03

l大，最近婚姻板都沒戲看，拜託你回家去演一齣啦......

By Ina
at 2010-10-25T18:42

好想念你岳父+1 XDD

By Caitlin
at 2010-10-30T07:05

L大恭喜!相信你沒有留下鑰匙在岳家

By David
at 2010-11-03T03:59

有沒有叫你交鑰匙好幫忙倒垃圾?

By Yuri
at 2010-11-07T01:22

K大握手

By Thomas
at 2010-11-08T18:00

樓上一堆壞人麻煩你回岳家嘛～

By Mia
at 2010-11-08T19:46

(誠懇握)

By Sandy
at 2010-11-09T10:45

L大不需要搬回去啦搬來搬去多麻煩搞不好很快就會鬼入侵了

By Ophelia
at 2010-11-10T12:44

雖然東方鬼門關，西方鬼節快到了....

By Irma
at 2010-11-10T22:32

不然不要搬回去，請他們過來一起住也可以啦～（啃雞排～）

By Callum
at 2010-11-13T15:49

就明天在新家開轟趴歡慶中秋嘛..........(架烤爐)

By Eden
at 2010-11-17T12:33

中秋夜狼人夜

By Suhail Hany
at 2010-11-20T07:52

推~ 不想再看板務了

By Enid
at 2010-11-22T09:58

恭喜!! 還我婚姻板!!

By Bennie
at 2010-11-26T22:30

恭喜

By Jake
at 2010-12-01T10:06

岳父與二姐：烤完肉太晚了就住一宿吧...（生根）

By Xanthe
at 2010-12-03T00:20

你確定沒有鑰匙在他們手上？ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Cara
at 2010-12-04T23:12

那黑麥汁是他們準備好來你家烤肉時要喝的....

By Victoria
at 2010-12-05T19:19

黑麥汁以發奶(無誤)

By Skylar Davis
at 2010-12-08T19:53

搞不好是想灌醉妳趁機摳逼你家鑰匙

By Bennie
at 2010-12-11T23:09

大推本篇 >"<！外加註你幸運搬家不帶牛鬼蛇神 XDrz

By Rachel
at 2010-12-12T19:20

好心機的推文啊 XDXD

By Rachel
at 2010-12-15T16:51

要不要開賭盤？XD

By Olga
at 2010-12-18T18:12

賭盤1：L大喝黑麥汁喝到肚子痛，岳父只好把L大攜回岳家照顧

By Annie
at 2010-12-20T22:04

賭盤2：L大喝黑麥汁喝到喝到頭好壯壯，被攜回岳家照顧岳父

By Joseph
at 2010-12-24T06:17

divina大的選項有腐味!!

By Anonymous
at 2010-12-27T00:58

賭盤3：大家到L大家喝黑麥汁喝得太開心就不回家了

By Anonymous
at 2010-12-27T15:12

賭盤3：L大喝到發奶，被抓回去餵別人的孩子省奶粉錢(誤)

By James
at 2010-12-28T14:06

賭盤4：L大喝黑麥汁喝到頭好壯壯，岳父去他家給他照顧

By Caitlin
at 2010-12-30T18:48

賭盤4：大家到L大家喝黑麥汁沒喝完，就拿走鑰匙以後要自己
回來喝.....

By Annie
at 2011-01-02T21:34

不過每個星期婚姻版都很精彩

By Tracy
at 2011-01-03T14:09

恭喜l大~~~

By Ida
at 2011-01-03T23:28

（有不是黑麥汁的梗嗎？伸手～）

By Joseph
at 2011-01-05T17:22

標題說出了我的心聲啊!!!

By Thomas
at 2011-01-10T13:29

推推! 我們人要往好的地方思考，岳父應該是為你健康著想

By Iris
at 2011-01-12T16:48

黑麥汁比黑啤酒好啦岳父為了讓你省奶粉錢多用心啊

By Todd Johnson
at 2011-01-13T16:03

當然是暫時通通不給啊~

By Ingrid
at 2011-01-16T21:25

第三把鑰匙留著備用吧...

By Linda
at 2011-01-18T04:11

第三把備用+1 =.=

By Kyle
at 2011-01-20T10:29

最近的婚姻板真想套句台北市長的名言:你說完了沒?

By Tristan Cohan
at 2011-01-25T00:54

鑰匙文參考本板通常老婆會希望不要給..媽要來打個電話先

By Christine
at 2011-01-29T02:46

第三把備用吧。爬文就有很多關於鑰匙的恐怖故事集

By Edward Lewis
at 2011-01-29T08:08

麻煩第三把藏起來對外一律宣稱不見了

By William
at 2011-02-02T15:16

我有給父母一把備用，但他們"絕對"不會不請自來，請斟酌^^;

By Lucy
at 2011-02-06T19:27

拜託你第三把鑰匙千萬不要交出去，否則新居被猛鬼入侵
來po文我真的沒辦法再同情你了...

By Steve
at 2011-02-10T19:29

過期黑麥汁?

By Gary
at 2011-02-11T02:49

不用給反正我猜你太太自動把鑰匙給你岳父也是遲早的事....

By Gary
at 2011-02-13T22:41

L大不知你有沒叮嚀老婆 "不可以把新家鑰匙給娘家?"

By Quintina
at 2011-02-17T21:27

也不可以被拿去複製我想這應該蠻重要的免得......

By Queena
at 2011-02-20T20:36

老婆都沒自覺的話...l大保重阿

By Zenobia
at 2011-02-24T02:55

她不太可能給他爸

By Carolina Franco
at 2011-02-27T16:45

第三把鑰匙留給你未來的孩子吧!

By Frederic
at 2011-03-03T09:19

把第三把鑰匙丟掉算我拜託你吧

By Eden
at 2011-03-07T19:25

樓上岳父準備要撿囉~

By Christine
at 2011-03-11T17:37

熔了它總行了....

By Agatha
at 2011-03-12T14:52

丟下水道~~

By Oscar
at 2011-03-16T11:18

岳父著潛水裝中~ (我是前蛙人退休的叉腰~)

By Olga
at 2011-03-21T06:34

果然是史上最強岳父

By Oliver
at 2011-03-22T09:23

第三把鑰匙當備用吧...

By Jessica
at 2011-03-25T00:16

正常人當然是備份原po家情勢太危險了XDD

By Harry
at 2011-03-28T07:46

岳父:我幫你們保管備用鑰匙吧！

By Sandy
at 2011-03-30T13:04

叫老婆鑰匙要隨身保管好。不然被拿去多打一把，你就.........

By Callum
at 2011-04-02T04:45

換鎖

By Rae
at 2011-04-02T08:21

第三把可以給我(？) 另外~黑麥汁是給你老婆喝的吧？

By Damian
at 2011-04-05T09:02

其實岳父跟小姨子可能正在挖地下道直通L大家XD

By Oscar
at 2011-04-07T15:33

對了要注意黑麥汁的保存期限:p

By Lydia
at 2011-04-08T12:01

你確定你老婆不會打一支備份給娘家嘛?

By Joseph
at 2011-04-12T23:36

岳父:我要去報名打鑰匙訓練課程

By Yedda
at 2011-04-17T19:42

岳父爆破小組待命中!

By Yedda
at 2011-04-22T10:55

看了這個版以後,發現結了婚的人吵起架來也不會比較成熟@@

By Hedwig
at 2011-04-24T13:04

看了這個版以後,發現好多任務沒接

By Isla
at 2011-04-25T14:55

不要給出去~~拜託
不管是給任何人

By Oliver
at 2011-04-29T20:04

因為岳父等人太不正常了,但又不方便明目張膽歧視她們

By Doris
at 2011-05-03T10:24

liffe大救援得好啊~~~!

By Edward Lewis
at 2011-05-04T05:33

注意黑麥汁的保存期限+1

By Hedda
at 2011-05-09T03:01

每次看到L大的文我都覺得我的人生真光明(？)

By Annie
at 2011-05-10T04:40

不要交出去啊~備用鑰匙很重要耶!!

By Jake
at 2011-05-14T19:32

你要不要請媽媽一起同住，這樣岳父一家就不敢常打擾了?
老婆會同意和婆婆同住嗎?

By Jack
at 2011-05-16T15:35

把備份鑰匙給岳父 ...那就有好戲可以看了 XD

By Hamiltion
at 2011-05-19T11:11

岳父會知道備份鑰匙給媽媽的事是誰多嘴說出去的呢?
如果不給又會得到怎樣的懲罰呢? 非常好奇

By Ivy
at 2011-05-20T02:56

不要給任何人比較保險喔~鑰匙是隱私權阿

By William
at 2011-05-23T05:18

這第三把鑰匙的重要性不下於所羅門之鑰

By Tom
at 2011-05-23T19:42

我又想到我姐了...在她新婚半年內,總是可憐兮兮神經快崩盤
地回娘家哭訴"我婆婆會自己拿鑰匙開門進來,我覺得很恐怖"

By Regina
at 2011-05-28T14:58

雖然你媽出了不少,但也請考慮一下你老婆的感覺.

By Hazel
at 2011-05-30T21:23

L大都跟她家人住這麼久了,她跟婆婆偶爾住一下超正常的啦

By Rachel
at 2011-06-02T18:30

要找到這麼神奇的岳家很困難的啦,重點是老婆還沒發飆

By Eartha
at 2011-06-04T17:38

不是在討論第三把鑰匙要不要交給L大的媽嗎？

By Tom
at 2011-06-06T14:38

偶而住應該不等同於要把鑰匙交出去．

By Tracy
at 2011-06-08T10:03

兩邊都不要給親身體驗不然你又有鬼故事可以寫

By Kyle
at 2011-06-11T18:42

最近版面一團亂...沒啥看....希望版務的事用專文置底討論
大家都喜歡po板....亂烘烘的...都不愛看了

By Yuri
at 2011-06-16T00:26

不要交出去阿!

By Zanna
at 2011-06-18T02:45

板務文退散～我覺得備份鑰匙給岳父，這樣我們就有「精彩的」婚
姻板可以看了啦～

By Necoo
at 2011-06-19T11:38

真的很討厭板務文

By Emma
at 2011-06-22T00:12

哈哈~nana大說的偶爾也跟婆婆住一下不錯啊!換老婆來po!

By Kumar
at 2011-06-24T01:40

黑麥汁好喝

By Caitlin
at 2011-06-27T17:13

不要因為黑麥汁就掉以輕心，小心為上（我好暗黑喔）

By Poppy
at 2011-06-28T07:51

只有我覺得給媽媽嗎 XD 這樣就有理由不給岳父啦~不過前提是
不會弄丟鑰匙而且那鑰匙是無法隨便複製的

By Elvira
at 2011-07-02T05:39

先問老婆吧@@

By Zanna
at 2011-07-04T03:38

千、萬、不、能、問、他、老、婆

By Sarah
at 2011-07-07T05:56

千、萬、不、能、問、他、老、婆 +1 問下去二姐也複製一把

By Ethan
at 2011-07-10T13:41

萬、不、能、問、他、老、婆 +1 不要給自己挖坑嘿～

By Dora
at 2011-07-15T01:14

第三把鑰匙給我好了，我可以免費幫你消耗冰箱食物～XD

By Victoria
at 2011-07-17T07:57

我覺得就當備用KEY 你娘親有事打你電話不就好了

By Queena
at 2011-07-17T13:40

我覺得兩邊都不要給,因為父母要尊重你們已有自己家庭的事實,

By Eden
at 2011-07-20T03:41

要來拜訪要先講,給了鑰匙若隨意來訪一定會影響到你們自己家
庭隱私與獨立權.就是兩邊都別給都公平.

By Bennie
at 2011-07-22T05:59

頂多就是父母要來住個幾天,可以借第三把給他們,讓他們自行進
出方便,但不要完全就那把給出去了.

By Megan
at 2011-07-24T17:56

最好是先跟老婆說清楚,不要給其他家人,否則那第三把不論你
是藏起來或丟掉,老婆拿自己的複製n把給岳父一家人還不一樣

還我婚姻版 - 婚姻

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