這是我的錯? - 婚姻
By Kelly
at 2011-10-14T18:03
at 2011-10-14T18:03
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下午的MSN對話
丈夫:苔苔~媽剛才打電話給我說有事要商量,我請她不要異想天開了
但她堅持要跟妳討論,所以我還是先跟妳說一下
我:商量?討論?我看是命令指使吧。是什麼事咧?
丈夫:如果妳沒有打算要跟媽討論的話我就直接講了。手機就別開了
我:來不及.......響了
丈夫:先別接,總之是要錢。妳如果不想接的話直接關掉吧
我:算了啦我看著辦,你忙你的吧
把手機按靜音後 電光火石間想起中秋節事件的始末和益弊
決定還是把手機接起來再說
婆婆:怎麼響這麼久才接,又關成振動了喔?
我:我在忙,請問媽有什麼事嗎?
婆婆:沒事就不能打給妳嗎?
我:可以呀,但妳一定有事吧
婆婆:嘿啦!因為妳堅持放我們兩個老的在家不顧要搬出去
空著一個房間積灰塵,又不回來打掃
我:妳不是說要讓小姑他們一家子住
婆婆:他們不要啊
我:怪我喔?
婆婆:不然怪誰?反正因為這樣所以我要重新裝潢家裡
我:整個家還是那個房間?
婆婆:小房間和那個房間
我:然後咧?
婆婆:因為是妳一意孤行所以妳要出錢
我:.......媽,妳怎麼會認為我有錢
婆婆:恩....前幾天有一封保險公司的信,我看到了
我:哦~被拆啦~(筆記:某保險公司的地址沒改
婆婆:我才沒有偷拆妳的信!(激動) 是小孩子在玩破掉
我看完才知道是妳的
我:媽~~~別講偷這麼難聽,我又沒怪誰,妳不用對號入座
婆婆:什麼對號入座,反正不是我拆的,我只是不小心看到(大聲)
我:所以咧?
婆婆:妳的保險快要到期了,那筆錢可以拿來用
我:這樣啊
婆婆:反正就這樣,明天妳把資料存摺印章都準備好叫我兒子拿回來 (掛電話
掛掉手機後的MSN對話
我:大哥,媽真的很異想天開耶
丈夫:妳真的接囉...我已經跟她說不可能了
我:大概我比較好欺負吧
丈夫:不用理她啦,下班我再跟她講
我:沒關係,等你回來再說吧
在整理好資產負債表後的現在
也不是沒招跟她過,只是她腦子是什麼做的啊
怎麼會異想天開到這種地步
我好期待星期六會是什麼局面呢~~
以上
阿木~~~哇甘午價厚片~~
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丈夫:苔苔~媽剛才打電話給我說有事要商量,我請她不要異想天開了
但她堅持要跟妳討論,所以我還是先跟妳說一下
我:商量?討論?我看是命令指使吧。是什麼事咧?
丈夫:如果妳沒有打算要跟媽討論的話我就直接講了。手機就別開了
我:來不及.......響了
丈夫:先別接,總之是要錢。妳如果不想接的話直接關掉吧
我:算了啦我看著辦,你忙你的吧
把手機按靜音後 電光火石間想起中秋節事件的始末和益弊
決定還是把手機接起來再說
婆婆:怎麼響這麼久才接,又關成振動了喔?
我:我在忙,請問媽有什麼事嗎?
婆婆:沒事就不能打給妳嗎?
我:可以呀,但妳一定有事吧
婆婆:嘿啦!因為妳堅持放我們兩個老的在家不顧要搬出去
空著一個房間積灰塵,又不回來打掃
我:妳不是說要讓小姑他們一家子住
婆婆:他們不要啊
我:怪我喔?
婆婆:不然怪誰?反正因為這樣所以我要重新裝潢家裡
我:整個家還是那個房間?
婆婆:小房間和那個房間
我:然後咧?
婆婆:因為是妳一意孤行所以妳要出錢
我:.......媽,妳怎麼會認為我有錢
婆婆:恩....前幾天有一封保險公司的信,我看到了
我:哦~被拆啦~(筆記:某保險公司的地址沒改
婆婆:我才沒有偷拆妳的信!(激動) 是小孩子在玩破掉
我看完才知道是妳的
我:媽~~~別講偷這麼難聽,我又沒怪誰,妳不用對號入座
婆婆:什麼對號入座,反正不是我拆的,我只是不小心看到(大聲)
我:所以咧?
婆婆:妳的保險快要到期了,那筆錢可以拿來用
我:這樣啊
婆婆:反正就這樣,明天妳把資料存摺印章都準備好叫我兒子拿回來 (掛電話
掛掉手機後的MSN對話
我:大哥,媽真的很異想天開耶
丈夫:妳真的接囉...我已經跟她說不可能了
我:大概我比較好欺負吧
丈夫:不用理她啦,下班我再跟她講
我:沒關係,等你回來再說吧
在整理好資產負債表後的現在
也不是沒招跟她過,只是她腦子是什麼做的啊
怎麼會異想天開到這種地步
我好期待星期六會是什麼局面呢~~
以上
阿木~~~哇甘午價厚片~~
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推 rattenn:看來是沒有 XDD 10/14 18:08
推 greenstars:你婆婆真有趣!!!你可以去爸媽囧很大分享了,點超多 10/14 18:10
→ moonpaper:來一份厚片土司(誤) 10/14 18:10
→ mitomo:媳婦有錢就得聽令浪費在裝潢連自己女兒都不住的房間?!XD 10/14 18:15
推 mitomo:越來越異想天開了XD 10/14 18:16
推 Kenna75:原po精闢解析 樓上註解精確 推~~!! 10/14 18:18
推 MerryMe:你婆婆臉皮真的好厚... 10/14 18:20
推 cc88:真是吃飽太閒浪費錢 10/14 18:21
→ eva19452002:婚姻板以來最厚 10/14 18:24
→ mitomo:我家裡長輩都很會安排自己的時間,太閒的老人該怎麼辦? 10/14 18:26
推 masayori:神經病=_=,這真的是神經病,是我我大概會氣到吼他,你休養 10/14 18:29
→ masayori:也好到接近神人級了 10/14 18:29
推 sooyin:真是令人大開眼界的婆婆...很多想法都讓我好傻眼... 10/14 18:38
推 carrieC:沒看id只看內文,光看到一意孤行那行,腦海馬上浮出m大婆婆 10/14 18:45
推 waisalder:哇,第一次搶進m大的前十推.馬上又要被推爆了. 10/14 18:52
推 berrychiu:你脾氣好好噢ˇˇ 10/14 18:57
推 Tubey:驚倒郎....那五郎阿餒偷急柳~~ 10/14 18:58
推 dolra:真的是好誇張的婆婆~原PO脾氣真好阿~! 10/14 19:10
推 TTNT:來一份蒜香厚片 你婆婆真是閻羅王的模範生! 10/14 19:18
推 rumormonger:我覺得婆婆不對 但你也不是省油的燈 有得比喔 10/14 19:34
推 brillante:妳婆婆不太像是地球人耶XDDDD 10/14 19:37
→ brillante:啊還有好像要妳回去打掃煮飯天經地義一樣:p 10/14 19:37
→ brillante:就跟她說可是我不想出耶,不知道她會怎樣呢XDDDD 10/14 19:39
→ brillante:樓上r大的意思是指原PO修養很好嗎?你知不知道不是省油 10/14 19:40
→ brillante:的燈並不是一句好話耶。 10/14 19:40
→ minna:好閒.............. 10/14 19:40
推 x221320:我也好好奇星期六會怎樣喔!阿是明天耶!記得準時PO文喔XD 10/14 19:43
推 Jovyy:好期待下大, 記得要PO耶~~ 太精采了!!! XD 10/14 19:44
→ Jovyy: 文 10/14 19:45
推 kidoradult:期待連載~ 10/14 19:46
推 deerx:婆婆居然跟媳婦要錢 好誇張......................... 10/14 19:50
推 meichyun:好精彩~~~~ 10/14 19:58
→ s866217:死都不要給 10/14 19:58
推 yylane:推一整句台語發音的我經常看不懂在寫什麼 10/14 20:09
推 tatair:我...完全無言了。 10/14 20:18
推 asdfjkl0921:真的好想會會你婆婆!!!! 10/14 20:49
推 yahoooo:敲碗敲碗~期待明天~~ 10/14 20:55
推 blockcat:死都不要給 10/14 20:55
推 saapf222:怎麼覺得婆婆老把妳當金庫 囧 三番兩次想從妳這挖錢 10/14 20:55
推 berrychiu:翻譯: 媽~~我是有這麼好騙喔? 10/14 21:13
→ blockcat:忽然覺得Mai桑跟liffe桑可以當梅麗居板的金童玉女了= =" 10/14 21:20
推 neerg3021:推bl大說的金童玉女XD! 10/14 21:21
推 jackyc:感覺劇情會愈來愈精采....值得期待~~~ 10/14 21:46
推 BMay:我要推金童玉女! 10/14 21:56
推 lfdfound:婆婆不怕家道中落了?? 10/14 21:57
推 nanahiei:星期六買好雞排等妳內,要趕快來交稿喔 10/14 22:29
推 rean14:maiangel大跟liffe大,我都好愛你們的文章>///<(扭) 10/14 22:46
推 ladyluck:就直接說我不想出錢,不就解決了嗎?XDDDDD 10/14 22:54
推 Jerr:家道中落還是怕的~ 所以才叫他兒子拿回去XD 10/14 23:02
→ mimiwu:可以告訴她老娘有錢就是不想給她嗎? 10/14 23:07
推 Yuma38:寧可翻臉也不給 就算給也會有別的名目亂要錢的 10/14 23:25
推 geartrains:maiangel大跟liffe大出品必屬佳作>3< 10/14 23:29
推 SunnyKing:馬天使~你婆婆又奪冠了!! "搞敏陪" 第一 XDDD 10/14 23:31
推 beata:mai大的婆婆跟liffe大的岳父真是婚姻版的吉祥物啊!! 10/14 23:35
推 roxanne0410:空一個房間積灰塵所以要重裝璜?我怎麼都看不懂驚世婆 10/14 23:41
→ roxanne0410:婆的邏輯啊..... 10/14 23:41
→ pscnet:你婆婆故意的,她以為這樣就可以搞得你生氣 10/14 23:48
推 wow527:期待後續XDD 10/15 00:21
推 suegi:我猜mai的婆婆是覺得「媳婦有錢就會亂搞,所以要她交出來」 10/15 00:24
推 ragirl:妳脾氣也太好了..還可以心平氣和 真讚 10/15 01:16
推 vanessaaaa:誇張到無法讓我生氣耶!我大概會哈哈大笑反問婆婆你在開 10/15 01:16
→ vanessaaaa:玩笑嗎? 10/15 01:17
推 kansanamida:真的可以改編成電視劇了,真的很難想像原po的心路歷程 10/15 01:25
推 nagano933:婆媳過招一百回!!! 10/15 01:54
推 onCAT:婆婆就是賴皮鬼而已 死要錢活要錢 硬要軟要 就是不要面子-_- 10/15 02:01
→ onCAT:這種人 這種態度 如果用在事業上 應該會有大成就 -_- 10/15 02:02
推 Pelsia:我比較想知道公公怎會娶這種老婆,這麼離譜都不會出聲嗎 10/15 02:03
→ onCAT:他們那輩的 很多都是先結婚後才認識彼此 也不流行離婚的 XD 10/15 02:06
→ onCAT:然後都用「忍」在經營婚姻的 XD 10/15 02:08
推 tuberosity:怪我嘍==>那句我聽到都笑出來了..這婆婆居然有臉接下去 10/15 02:56
推 ardice:"是妳一意孤行所以妳要出錢" 哇塞!為了挖錢什麼理由都可以 10/15 03:21
→ ardice:硬掰來講耶~~真的M大婆婆的事蹟我已經當笑話在看了~超扯! 10/15 03:22
推 ciaomm:你婆婆真的是地球人嗎? 好揮... (期待下集) 10/15 08:25
推 supertako:誇張到無法生氣+1 只有傻眼XD 10/15 08:32
→ mimiwu:這樣的婆婆當笑話看就夠了,根本不必在意她說了什麼 10/15 11:10
→ lovelyshu:星期六了耶~下集播了沒? 10/15 11:40
推 noiretblanc:換做是我我就直接掛電話,還跟他囉唆這麼多幹麻 10/15 12:41
推 hitomimimi:原po跟他婆婆囉唆,我們才有文章配雞排呀XD 10/15 13:27
推 rjtsai0627:真羨慕原po的口才,我每次只會在事後才想到該怎麼應答 10/15 14:02
→ regent2:媳婦是人肉提款機啊~為什麼21世紀還有這種婆婆? 10/15 14:12
推 amas:你婆婆應該是瘋了吧??? 10/15 15:54
推 althea0724:這婆婆的腦袋裡是裝什麼 ?? 我無法理解ㄟ... 10/15 17:38
推 sumerie:嘖嘖嘖 高手過招XD 招招精彩~M大修養超好!! 10/15 17:46
推 p70:請將這老太婆放入永恆的拒接名單吧!! 10/15 18:47
→ p70:這老女人橫看豎看都是瘋的 10/15 18:47
推 godevangel:一路看來,真的好像在看電視喔! 囧... 10/15 19:28
→ godevangel: ^劇 10/15 19:29
推 hitomimimi:禮拜六快過完了欸!!敲碗...給我續集啦XD 10/15 22:09
推 investment:沒等到下集我今天會睡不著~"~ 10/15 22:20
→ lave70:婆婆好番喔 10/16 01:49
推 hwai01:星期六過了~~好想看喔>"< 10/16 13:41
推 qoooq:期待後續發展~~ 10/16 15:05
→ maiangel:明天啦明天再po 10/16 16:06
→ blockcat:也就是明天會知道囉,好期待~~~~XD 10/16 20:48
推 flourance:好期待+1.從發文到現在忍不住一直來看有沒有更新的...XD 10/16 22:12
推 okgothen:爬了你以前的文..你婆婆真的好恐怖 10/17 11:00
推 GaL:婆婆一定是怕家道中落才叫你準備好讓你先生拿回去 XD 10/17 14:46
推 tsukasa22:又想盡辦法要挖錢了 真可怕XD 10/17 15:05
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