請先生假想自己是皇帝 - 婚姻

Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2018-08-26T02:35

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最近在迷宮廷劇"延禧攻略"
裏頭有 賢妃/純妃/愉妃/舒妃...各種妃嬪
昨晚想起國中時看"還珠格格"跟朋友玩的格格遊戲

於是開始跟先生玩起皇帝與妃嬪的情趣遊戲

玩到一半問先生:我是什麼妃?你要替我起個名字
先生:婷妃
我:不是用本名取啊!要用我的特質取,要有含涵義的字
先生:悍妃
我:......
我:我不想玩了 你才清豚帝 (先生很肥)

OS:
可惡啊...
原來在你心中我就是剽悍....(默默檢討)

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Tags: 婚姻

All Comments

Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2018-08-27T02:20
還以為是伊比利豚帝呢！
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2018-08-31T12:00
清豚帝 XD
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2018-09-04T12:29
清豚帝XDDDDDDD
伊比利豚好吃（歪樓
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2018-09-09T11:45
武則天曾經差點封宸妃吧?
比那位更剽悍的大概難找
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2018-09-14T08:52
悍妃感覺很威風
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2018-09-15T09:40
https://zh.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E8%B0%A5%E5%8F%B7
我覺得"紂妃"還不錯
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2018-09-16T05:25
幽妃？
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2018-09-16T21:14
厲妃、戾妃
堅妃 可能最適合原po
"彰義掩過曰堅；磨而不磷曰堅 "
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2018-09-20T01:49
剛妃也不差
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2018-09-23T02:16
安茲大人…
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2018-09-23T11:16
清豚帝XDDDDD
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2018-09-24T16:43
看標題以為是抱怨文～內文好閃啊XD
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2018-09-27T11:51
笑了，悍妃....
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2018-09-30T08:05
豚帝XDDD
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2018-10-03T20:00
悍妃 好記易懂夠獨特 好名字
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2018-10-04T08:46
好好笑XD
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2018-10-09T02:08
哈哈哈哈
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2018-10-12T00:30
悍妃很不錯啊哈哈哈
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2018-10-15T16:53
XDD
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2018-10-19T17:13
清豚帝害我大笑！
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2018-10-24T14:45
清豚帝XDDDDDDDDD
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2018-10-27T09:56
清豚帝笑倒我了，哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
John avatar
By John
at 2018-11-01T08:43
XD
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2018-11-06T00:59
清豚帝XD
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2018-11-09T07:50
笑死XDDD
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2018-11-13T05:44
好笑給推
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2018-11-16T19:09
豚帝超靠杯哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2018-11-21T06:02
清豚帝XDDDDD
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2018-11-25T19:51
悍妃哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2018-11-27T02:57
你們天生一對啊，哈哈哈哈哈
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2018-11-29T11:56
清豚帝太好笑了！笑到我噴淚，感謝原po讓我有個笑開懷的
早晨
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2018-11-30T00:38
XD
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2018-12-04T16:47
悍妃很威的感覺也～～ 清豚帝更好笑XDDD
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2018-12-08T07:13
有笑有推。『悍妃』很威啊（比讚）
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2018-12-11T10:22
超有後勁
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2018-12-16T07:23
超好笑的XDDDDDD
George avatar
By George
at 2018-12-19T17:39
怎麼連兩篇都是標題抱怨內容閃的啊XDDD
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2018-12-23T01:09
清豚帝笑死我XD
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2018-12-24T08:22
笑死我哈哈哈哈哈
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2018-12-26T01:14
悍妃與清豚帝XDDDD
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2018-12-30T15:25
清豚帝 哈哈
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2018-12-30T19:16
悍妃娘娘息怒啊
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2019-01-03T23:49
笑死
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2019-01-08T00:21
清豚帝哈哈哈哈哈哈
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2019-01-08T07:16
哈哈
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2019-01-09T10:26
連兩篇都快笑死 希望多一點這種閃文
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2019-01-10T11:19
悍妃跟清豚帝好好笑XDD
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2019-01-13T14:34
喝水看到清豚帝差點噴出來
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2019-01-16T05:22
我男友叫我蠢妃...
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2019-01-17T20:12
XD
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2019-01-18T08:29
哈哈哈哈
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2019-01-21T14:58
哈哈哈哈
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2019-01-24T22:04
清豚帝XDDDDD
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2019-01-28T07:06
悍妃很讚啊
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2019-02-01T13:26
夫妻倆都好有梗
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2019-02-03T16:21
清豚帝XDDD
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2019-02-05T08:10
還好不是妒妃XD
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2019-02-07T19:11
我老公看完這篇...問我要當腴妃還是彘妃= =
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2019-02-11T14:50
支持樓上，揍死妳老公！豚妃！想死嗎？
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2019-02-14T02:36
笑死XD
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2019-02-18T14:17
笑屎
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2019-02-20T09:33
你本來就彪悍，不然幹嘛指揮老公幻想自己是皇帝？
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2019-02-20T16:01
樓上好沒幽默感，好笑推推
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2019-02-20T18:17
好好笑
George avatar
By George
at 2019-02-23T22:32
R大那麼激動幹嘛
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2019-02-25T13:07
有梗。
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2019-02-27T21:00
兩個都好有梗XDDDDD
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2019-03-01T20:57
笑到不行XDD
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2019-03-06T04:53
悍妃娘娘吉祥
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2019-03-07T00:30
...
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2019-03-11T19:49
笑翻XD
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2019-03-14T11:54
咖妃 XD
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2019-03-15T19:53
XDD
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2019-03-19T01:10
太好笑了哈哈哈哈哈
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2019-03-21T21:00
清豚帝 XDDD 笑死哈哈哈哈
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2019-03-23T03:46
哈哈哈哈哈笑死
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2019-03-23T10:18
笑死XDDDD
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2019-03-25T18:36
這篇太搞笑XD
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2019-03-28T08:31
XDDDD
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2019-04-01T16:07
太好笑了www 你們很可愛
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2019-04-04T21:41
我男朋友叫我肥妃欸XD 我笑翻
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2019-04-06T06:23
XDDD你才清豚帝XDDD
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2019-04-09T23:08
這篇好閃喔XDDD
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2019-04-13T03:45
清豚帝XDDDDD 笑到岔氣
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2019-04-13T22:46
害我上班笑出來XD
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2019-04-15T08:39
清豚帝是什麼梗阿??
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2019-04-19T15:33
哈哈哈哈哈~悍妃很威啊~
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2019-04-21T09:03
悍妃娘娘吉祥（壞
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2019-04-22T11:48
死了才會給帝號ex 某帝某宗某祖。妳在咒老公
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2019-04-24T00:30
好好笑XD
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2019-04-28T11:44
還好吧，康熙帝、乾隆皇都不是諡號，所以原po你家的年號是
"豚"，感覺會連妳也肥XDDD
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2019-05-02T18:45
哈哈哈哈哈，你們很有趣！
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2019-05-06T09:29
清豚帝XDDDD
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2019-05-06T21:24
清豚帝太好笑了，哈哈哈哈哈
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2019-05-10T08:08
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2019-05-10T11:32
哈哈哈
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2019-05-12T08:43
哈哈哈
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2019-05-14T10:21
清豚帝笑死我
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2019-05-19T01:30
剛剛轉給我老公看。。。順便問他那我是什麼 他說 懶
妃 XD
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2019-05-20T14:27
等等為什麼不是封后XD
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2019-05-22T22:48
悍妃揍豚帝，讚XDD
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2019-05-23T06:03
你們人好好 我都叫老公小x子 再拿軟布腰帶抽他><
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2019-05-25T02:44
婷妃不是要選市長嗎？
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2019-05-28T23:55
悍妃 不錯
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2019-05-29T22:06
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

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Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2018-08-26T02:00
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Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2018-08-26T01:59
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at 2018-08-25T22:27
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By Steve
at 2018-08-25T20:13
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By Kelly
at 2018-08-25T18:19
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