老婆跟我說謝謝 - 婚姻
By Eartha
at 2012-01-19T17:31
at 2012-01-19T17:31
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可愛的兒子前幾天把他媽媽的眼鏡弄壞了，我們一起去眼鏡行重配一副
鏡片很簡單，就照原來的樣式就好了，四千多塊跟以前一樣價錢。
鏡框的選擇就多了，配跟以前同款的只要五千元左右
不過老婆看上了一副手工鏡框，打完折一萬元，她很喜歡。
但是她知道我一定會嫌貴，其實我真的是覺得太貴
老婆：老公你覺得配哪一副比較好？(其實答案已經有了)
我：妳自己的眼鏡自己決定就好了。(我不想擔責任)
老婆：我喜歡一萬那副，可是好像有點貴。(後面那句是陷阱，但是我還是掉進去了)
我：是有點貴，我們餐桌也才一萬多塊。(真的好貴，但是如果她堅持買我還是會買)
老婆：那你覺得配五千那副就可以了嗎？
我：剛買完房子，省一點比較好。
老婆：可是我比較喜歡一萬的耶
我：那你就配那一副啊
老婆：說真的我也覺得鏡框一萬有點貴
我：沒關係妳自己決定就好了
老婆：如果你真的不贊成，我就訂便宜的就好了
結果就訂了便宜的5000元鏡框，加上鏡片總共9000多
我真的以為就這樣了，結果回到家裡，收拾好後我隨口問了老婆
「今天累不累？」
「不累，謝謝你的關心。」
糟糕不妙，相處了十年，我還不知道老婆會跟我說謝謝代表什麼意思嗎？
但是這時候我完全不知道是眼鏡的問題
結果整個晚上問半天就是一句「我沒事，謝謝你，早點休息吧」
過了整整一天老婆才跟我說是眼鏡的原因
「我不是說妳自己決定嗎？」
「我要聽的不是這個，因為你一定嫌貴，以後一定會怪我。」
原來標準答案應該是：「配妳喜歡的就好。」
可是我知道，下一次的答案，一定不是這句話。因為說出來就破功了
總之，老婆就是不要我有貪便宜的想法
對她來說，她的品味是最好的。她常玩的遊戲是把商品目錄的價錢蓋起來
然後選她喜歡的，結果通常都是價錢最貴的，她就會洋洋得意自己眼光很高
然後要我也跟她一樣
她不是要我聽她的話，她是要我改變自己的想法
下面不要推什麼老婆自己娶的自己承擔這種屁話
板上的媳婦來這裡抱怨老公公婆時，難道也要回自己嫁的自己去解決
那這樣子還要婚姻版幹麻
配眼鏡結果就是老婆說她不喜歡五千的那副鏡框
等做好以後，她不會戴
她還要重新配一萬元的那副
她要我得到一個教訓，貪便宜的下場就是花更多的錢
很好......我樂在其中，越難搞的女人，征服下來的成就感越高
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