老婆的反撲 - 婚姻
By Tracy
at 2011-12-14T13:37
at 2011-12-14T13:37
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相處多年,其實我知道老公雖然有大部分的因子是大男人
但心裡面呢,有一半的因子是小男人
例如:每當我們要OOXX的時候,老公只要一累想做又不想動
就會轉過頭來對我說:老婆,妳都不主動
我:主動?怎樣主動?摸你嗎?(開始上下亂摸)
老公:不是啦,就是妳可以自己騎上來...!(@#$*#%!@(#$!@
後來,幾次下來我發現到,只要是老公工作累了
他想做愛做的事但又不想動的時候
他就會發出我都不主動的抱怨
昨晚,不知道是被他講煩了還是怎樣
當他又躺在那邊說希望我可以主動一點的時候
我突然來個大反撲!把他壓倒在床上@#%$#*%@#$%
還撂狠話:你很想被強暴是不是啊?!
老公:我... 我...我沒有啊...
我:還說!明明就是欠教訓!說我不主動,今天要讓你知道我的厲害!
之後省略
過了一段時間,變成是我躺在一邊得意的笑
老公拉著被子躺在一旁說:老婆.............妳...妳很色耶...
這時候內心突然升起一句台灣俚語,請用台語發音
第一次會驚,第二次會痛,第三次你祖奶奶脫褲子跟你拼
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