當岳父來敲門part2 - 婚姻
By Caitlin
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本週待產中,被強迫待在家,剛好板上有點悶,來輕鬆一下~~
上禮拜五下午老爸來拜訪,剛好老公還沒下班,
家裡只有我和貓咪們在做家事。
老爸進門後發現我在燙衣服,問道:
妳肚子這麼大了,不會卡到燙衣板嗎?
接著又說: 我不知道妳會燙衣服。妳真的會嗎?
我: 你不知道的事情很多啦。(白眼)
接著開始傳授他的家事小秘訣,見我毫無興趣,
竟然跟我下了戰帖,要來pk燙衣服。一人挑兩件,一件正式款一件休閒款;
爸: 一定要抽樣才有代表性。(我的os: 沒想到抽樣你也略懂啊)
比賽採計時制,在爸爸燙到一半時老公和小叔一起回家,
老公看到岳父在燙他還有小叔的襯衫時整個下巴都快掉下來了XD
老公喊肚子餓,我在家簡單炒了義大利麵。
爸爸看我懷孕在廚房站不久,碎碎念道: 其實出去吃也可以,幹嘛這麼累。
老公: 我也是這樣跟她說的.......
爸: 而且讓你老公餓一下也不會怎樣
我: 媽懷弟弟的時候餓過你了嗎????
(我弟小我七歲,所以我媽懷孕時很多事情我都還記得。)
老公午休時跟同事跑去bellavita買了幾件小孩子的衣服,飯後拿出來給我們看。
爸: 哇~~~好可愛喔~~~好可愛好可愛喔喔喔~~~ (發出少女般的讚嘆)
我也要去買~~~~~~
老公: 好啊,開始有進秋冬新款了喔呵呵呵呵~~
我: 你們不要這樣裝可愛好嗎?
爸: 男人到死前都算是少年啊。
老公: 我前天跟朋友聊天,他說他的小孩念森林國小,好像很不錯耶
爸: 森林國小? 當泰山嗎?
老公: 好像是比較特別的教育方式...(下略500字)
爸: 台灣森林面積又不大,應該送去海洋國小。
老公: 海洋國小? 有什麼特別的嗎?
爸: 以後可以當海賊王啊~(得意)
老公的評論: 你爸最近公司比較閒嗎? 感覺漫畫看很多。
同場加映岳母來拜訪~ 在客廳吃水果閒聊的對話
我: 生完小孩我想去德國跑Nurburgring。
老公: 好啊,等小朋友四五個月大的時候我們去玩。
我媽: 那誰帶小孩? 我沒有要幫妳帶喔。
老公: (愣住) 嗯....對.... 可能還是晚一點再出去玩...或是找保母...
我: 媽,不行,這是妳的現世報!! (我是外婆帶大的)
我媽: 好吧,妳說的也是。
老公的評論: 妳媽也太容易被打敗了吧......
最後是中年夫妻的浪漫:
週末媽媽打電話給我: 妳爸怪怪的。
我: 對啊他很怪
媽: 不是這樣,他送我花! 然後邀我晚上去亞都麗緻吃飯....
我: 我不想聽。你們好噁心喔。
結果爸爸跟媽媽說,看到女兒懷孕,想起自己老婆當初的辛苦,
所以想親口好好謝謝她這二十幾年來的付出這樣。
(老爸GJ!!)
--
上禮拜五下午老爸來拜訪,剛好老公還沒下班,
家裡只有我和貓咪們在做家事。
老爸進門後發現我在燙衣服,問道:
妳肚子這麼大了,不會卡到燙衣板嗎?
接著又說: 我不知道妳會燙衣服。妳真的會嗎?
我: 你不知道的事情很多啦。(白眼)
接著開始傳授他的家事小秘訣,見我毫無興趣,
竟然跟我下了戰帖,要來pk燙衣服。一人挑兩件,一件正式款一件休閒款;
爸: 一定要抽樣才有代表性。(我的os: 沒想到抽樣你也略懂啊)
比賽採計時制,在爸爸燙到一半時老公和小叔一起回家,
老公看到岳父在燙他還有小叔的襯衫時整個下巴都快掉下來了XD
老公喊肚子餓,我在家簡單炒了義大利麵。
爸爸看我懷孕在廚房站不久,碎碎念道: 其實出去吃也可以,幹嘛這麼累。
老公: 我也是這樣跟她說的.......
爸: 而且讓你老公餓一下也不會怎樣
我: 媽懷弟弟的時候餓過你了嗎????
(我弟小我七歲,所以我媽懷孕時很多事情我都還記得。)
老公午休時跟同事跑去bellavita買了幾件小孩子的衣服,飯後拿出來給我們看。
爸: 哇~~~好可愛喔~~~好可愛好可愛喔喔喔~~~ (發出少女般的讚嘆)
我也要去買~~~~~~
老公: 好啊,開始有進秋冬新款了喔呵呵呵呵~~
我: 你們不要這樣裝可愛好嗎?
爸: 男人到死前都算是少年啊。
老公: 我前天跟朋友聊天,他說他的小孩念森林國小,好像很不錯耶
爸: 森林國小? 當泰山嗎?
老公: 好像是比較特別的教育方式...(下略500字)
爸: 台灣森林面積又不大,應該送去海洋國小。
老公: 海洋國小? 有什麼特別的嗎?
爸: 以後可以當海賊王啊~(得意)
老公的評論: 你爸最近公司比較閒嗎? 感覺漫畫看很多。
同場加映岳母來拜訪~ 在客廳吃水果閒聊的對話
我: 生完小孩我想去德國跑Nurburgring。
老公: 好啊,等小朋友四五個月大的時候我們去玩。
我媽: 那誰帶小孩? 我沒有要幫妳帶喔。
老公: (愣住) 嗯....對.... 可能還是晚一點再出去玩...或是找保母...
我: 媽,不行,這是妳的現世報!! (我是外婆帶大的)
我媽: 好吧,妳說的也是。
老公的評論: 妳媽也太容易被打敗了吧......
最後是中年夫妻的浪漫:
週末媽媽打電話給我: 妳爸怪怪的。
我: 對啊他很怪
媽: 不是這樣,他送我花! 然後邀我晚上去亞都麗緻吃飯....
我: 我不想聽。你們好噁心喔。
結果爸爸跟媽媽說,看到女兒懷孕,想起自己老婆當初的辛苦,
所以想親口好好謝謝她這二十幾年來的付出這樣。
(老爸GJ!!)
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