當了媽果然尺度都很開 - 婚姻
By Isla
at 2012-11-12T17:31
at 2012-11-12T17:31
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==============以下十八禁 不喜勿入============
話說自從當了媽之後,羞恥心三個字好像都不會寫了
昨天難得有空可以在家裡網路瞎拼
滑鼠點點點,就像蓮花指點"這個 那個 那個.....通通包起來"的傲嬌貴婦一樣
買得不亦樂乎
就在最後要兌卡號結帳時,
寶寶哎呀哎呀地爬來,在我身上鑽呀鑽,
把我的NB當他的新玩具了
我一手擋他,一手護我的NB,瞎拼大業眼看就要被破壞
最後,我忍不住了,對著在一旁打電動的老公:
"老公,你說說,當你們男人快射時,如果我一把把你推開 或是熟睡中的兒子忽然醒來大哭
請問你是什麼感覺?"
"啊?老公沒想到我忽然來這一招,怔了一下"
"感覺啊 你很討厭這感覺吧!"
"所以呢?你說這幹嘛?"
"我現在在買東西啊 買到最後一刻,兒子卻來亂,這感覺就跟你@#%^&......是一樣的嘛!!!"
這比喻淺近生動,老公這木頭果然一點就通
"是是是,我懂了" "兒子啊,來,我們去旁邊玩,不要妨害你娘高潮!"
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事後被老公笑了好久,
他說從前那個溫柔婉約?的老婆怎麼不見了
現在尺度這麼開.......
是說我現在竟然有臉把這麼鹹溼的對白一字不漏PO出來
我這是怎麼了!!
兒子啊,對不起,請原諒你娘這麼糟糕(掩面)
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