意想不到的幹話 - 婚姻
By Kelly
at 2018-10-12T10:40
at 2018-10-12T10:40
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今天老公爬不起來,原本說好他要載女兒上學的,最後還是我去了,反正我也習慣習慣。
沒想到這個傢伙一睡睡到10點,還是因為兒子肚子餓起來該他才起床......
我:是誰說要起來送她們去學校的啊?
他:我以為我老婆會叫我起床
我:嘖!誰是你老婆啊
他:妳不是嗎?那妳是誰,妳不是我老婆妳快滾
我:.......
他:再不出去我要報警了
我:你要不要去樓下翻戶口名簿看戶長是誰
(當初遷戶口的時候戶政人員說只有戶長可以申請戶口名簿,所以討論後決定我當戶長
XDDD)
他:欸幹......
然後他去上廁所後進房間
我:欸你哪位,再不出去我要報警了哦
他:靠背 XDDDD (笑翻)
我:欸欸欸,想不到當戶長有這個意想不到的驚喜,爽欸
啦~~~~~
他:(笑到不行講不出話來)
--
沒想到這個傢伙一睡睡到10點,還是因為兒子肚子餓起來該他才起床......
我:是誰說要起來送她們去學校的啊?
他:我以為我老婆會叫我起床
我:嘖!誰是你老婆啊
他:妳不是嗎?那妳是誰,妳不是我老婆妳快滾
我:.......
他:再不出去我要報警了
我:你要不要去樓下翻戶口名簿看戶長是誰
(當初遷戶口的時候戶政人員說只有戶長可以申請戶口名簿,所以討論後決定我當戶長
XDDD)
他:欸幹......
然後他去上廁所後進房間
我:欸你哪位,再不出去我要報警了哦
他:靠背 XDDDD (笑翻)
我:欸欸欸,想不到當戶長有這個意想不到的驚喜,爽欸
啦~~~~~
他:(笑到不行講不出話來)
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