想整整岳母 - 婚姻

By Anthony
at 2013-02-02T10:44

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※ 引述《AAAA3345678 (小兄弟阿哲)》之銘言：
: 我岳母很愛面子
: 因為我跟老婆是先有後婚
: 她當初就很擔心被說閒話等等
: 去年十月中才結婚
: 過年時候已經九個月了
: 前天我就故意問她說什麼時候過年比較好呢
: 她就說我跟老爸要初二要回外婆家你們初三在回來就好
: 娘家大同她外婆家新莊擺明不想要我們倆挺這大肚子去外婆家
: 怕被說閒話
: 又不敢直說因為肚子大不要去
: 想找個機會捉弄她一下
: 例如說哪以後都不用去新莊真可惜等等之類的
: 大家幫我想一想好方法這樣以後初二就不用去她外婆家了哈哈

我剛剛絞盡腦汁想了一個整你岳母的辦法

你不用謝謝我

過年前銀行關門之前，你去領一百萬現金

等到大年初三你就包一百萬現金給你岳母當紅包

銀行到初九才上班，這六天你岳母一定是抱著一百萬現金

那裡也去不成，會擔心這一百萬被偷

這六天一定慌恐的過日子，保證飯也吃不下，睡也睡不好

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By David
at 2013-02-03T03:17

XD這篇救了這系列

By Sarah
at 2013-02-03T19:38

這篇wwwwwwww

By Lydia
at 2013-02-04T08:33

只能推了..

By Todd Johnson
at 2013-02-09T00:16

太棒了

By Victoria
at 2013-02-12T11:21

XDDDD幾罷昏

By Rachel
at 2013-02-13T09:29

好讚

By Genevieve
at 2013-02-18T06:58

太有才了!!!

By Ingrid
at 2013-02-21T18:14

還要時時提醒這年頭小偷有很多…

By Christine
at 2013-02-24T02:35

你贏了XD

By Agatha
at 2013-02-27T19:56

XDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Leila
at 2013-02-27T22:09

這真的超恐怖的 XDDDD

By Edward Lewis
at 2013-02-28T01:44

那不如用魔術墨水寫一張一百萬支票給岳母...

By Jessica
at 2013-03-04T01:24

這方法太棒了！原原po務必要採用啊！

By Thomas
at 2013-03-06T16:36

幾罷昏！原PO還要記得公布岳母家地址，效果加倍：）

By Regina
at 2013-03-08T00:16

太有才了!救援成功XDDDD

By Oscar
at 2013-03-09T02:44

A大真是搞笑 #1H1fUEpq (sex)

By Frederica
at 2013-03-12T22:25

By Liam
at 2013-03-13T10:28

加分！

By Robert
at 2013-03-16T10:29

這年頭一百萬好像只是那麼一筆錢起碼要千萬吧

By Adele
at 2013-03-20T07:11

報紙只會報導上億彩券得主神經兮兮睡不好覺一百萬...

By Aaliyah
at 2013-03-22T06:05

好強！！！！

By Robert
at 2013-03-23T09:31

一百萬現鈔也不是很輕巧哩

By Oliver
at 2013-03-26T19:02

一百萬全用百元鈔，讓岳家數到手軟

By Hazel
at 2013-03-28T04:24

幾霸昏

By Andy
at 2013-04-01T23:51

有富貴再三逼人的感覺～～

By Necoo
at 2013-04-03T21:37

好玩

By Selena
at 2013-04-07T09:57

XDDDD

By Madame
at 2013-04-10T16:07

大勝！這提議非常好！XDD

By Lily
at 2013-04-11T08:57

記得一百萬全部換成全新的1元硬幣，岳母會更開心喔！

By Ivy
at 2013-04-13T13:43

酷耶!!這的確有整到老人家 XDDDD

By Mary
at 2013-04-18T07:15

只能推了 XD

By Elma
at 2013-04-20T20:08

幾霸昏！只能推了！

By Ina
at 2013-04-25T16:01

拜託整我XDDDDDD

By Connor
at 2013-04-27T19:28

幾罷昏XDDD

By Kama
at 2013-04-30T20:53

好無聊喔,想這麼才想出這種爛招慘

By Frederic
at 2013-05-04T14:39

GJ!

By Ophelia
at 2013-05-09T14:36

請原PO一定要採用XD

By Irma
at 2013-05-13T07:54

警局可以借放

By Daph Bay
at 2013-05-15T19:44

有存款機

By Blanche
at 2013-05-18T16:29

1M現鈔疊起來才一點點耶

By Elma
at 2013-05-19T00:36

2000元紙鈔更是一點點XD

By Mary
at 2013-05-20T19:27

我願意被整!!

By Thomas
at 2013-05-25T08:34

這篇好壞如果原波沒那麼多錢可以領給岳母怎麼辦

By Daph Bay
at 2013-05-27T09:00

要是覺得金額太少可以自己加碼阿XD

By Noah
at 2013-05-29T07:36

有自動存鈔機啊~而且也可以能去警察局的保管箱~

By Quanna
at 2013-06-01T22:28

這樣我也好想去得罪原PO喔！！！！T

By Adele
at 2013-06-03T23:03

除夕就送去啦~

By George
at 2013-06-08T17:29

By Rae
at 2013-06-10T05:25

擠霸婚XDDDDDDDDDD herman是原po分身吧科科

By Jacob
at 2013-06-14T14:05

By Tracy
at 2013-06-16T11:41

有些ATM有存款功能啊XD

By Zora
at 2013-06-19T02:21

XDDDDD

By Rebecca
at 2013-06-20T22:31

10擠霸婚XD

By Tristan Cohan
at 2013-06-25T09:57

岳母:我這邊不方便放這幾天你就先幫我保管吧等銀行上班
了再存進去...

By Edward Lewis
at 2013-06-26T01:39

這點子不錯

By Anthony
at 2013-06-28T23:33

太有才了啦，哈哈哈

By Rosalind
at 2013-06-29T20:55

岳母直接去隔壁打麻將輸光

By Sarah
at 2013-07-03T00:31

這篇好 XDDD

By Rosalind
at 2013-07-03T23:15

還滿白癡的XDDD

By Bennie
at 2013-07-07T01:39

XDDDDDDDDDDD

By Leila
at 2013-07-09T15:29

有些ATM存款一天限定只能存三萬~~~~

By James
at 2013-07-13T14:42

好有智慧~~人才阿

By Noah
at 2013-07-15T04:47

XDDDDDDDD

By Kelly
at 2013-07-16T03:23

可能要直接找經理開貴賓戶了

By Kelly
at 2013-07-16T08:02

大推~XD

By Ingrid
at 2013-07-18T08:11

By Robert
at 2013-07-23T02:40

我看完竟然大笑XDDDD

By Charlie
at 2013-07-27T14:18

太厲害了!!!

By Zora
at 2013-07-29T16:13

幾霸昏

By Frederic
at 2013-08-02T02:26

這方法不錯! XDDD

By Ula
at 2013-08-06T02:34

By Freda
at 2013-08-08T23:42

哈哈哈哈~XDDDD

By Dinah
at 2013-08-11T02:35

這個方式非常不錯! XDDD

By Kelly
at 2013-08-12T08:13

推換成一元哈哈

By Tracy
at 2013-08-12T10:15

超強

By Olga
at 2013-08-13T10:29

這篇會爆嗎

By Ophelia
at 2013-08-17T14:42

By Quanna
at 2013-08-20T15:08

笑死我了!!你真的救了這系列 XD

想整整岳母 - 婚姻

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