寶寶讓我更加發現自己的幸福 - 婚姻
By Damian
at 2011-10-27T09:42
at 2011-10-27T09:42
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看到推文說我沒有公婆問題
唉,婆婆在我婚前幾年就已過世,雖然因此沒有婆媳問題
但我卻常有快被氣死的公公問題
目前我還是盡量對公公維持禮貌溫和的態度
而減少和他相處接觸的機會,不然真怕哪一天會抓狂
他有很多精彩的發言,使我常常不知該如何昧著良心接話
比如有時會說:
「我兩個兒子都很優秀,就跟我一樣優秀!」←明明也才普普是有多優秀?
「我兒子是歸國人才,回臺一堆公司搶著要,年薪至少N百萬不是問題!」←全非實情
「我家本來就很乾淨,一直都這麼乾淨!」←當我第一天去公公家嗎?
「我最喜歡研究創意料理!你也可以學著像我這樣做!」
←兩大顆花椰菜完全沒切沒處理就丟進熱水鍋中,燙熱再拎起來就上桌,完全沒調味
我提醒他忘了加鹽,他就說這是創意作法,然後要我去倒沾醬來沾著吃
「你們喝咖啡要加糖加奶都不健康,像我都喝純的黑咖啡!」
←為了要示範給我看他一向習慣喝黑咖啡,喝了兩杯,就嚷嚷有點胃痛,
喝第三杯時開始加奶球進去......
「你們吃這個還要沾蜂蜜都不健康,這種東西就是要吃它酸酸的味道才養生!」
←他吃第二片時,被酸到狂皺眉頭,忍不住加沾蜂蜜,還說自己只沾一點點不算沾
而且他很迷信喜歡看這類書籍,之前幫寶寶取名時,就很堅持名字裡面要有什麼字才行
公公:「像趙匡胤就是因為他名字『匡』字裡面有個『王』,才能當皇帝」
逆媳:「啊?是這樣嗎?沒有那個王字就當不了皇帝?」
公公:「沒錯!據我研究真的是這樣!」
逆媳:「(傻笑)」(OS: 忍了你這一句,如果再講我就要回嘴了)
公公:「還有呀,像是李遠哲也是因為他名字裡有個『遠』字才能有成就,
這個『遠』字的部首『辵』字邊非常好,
有這個部首的字用來取名都會很好,就有船往前行的意境」
逆媳:「是嗎?那陳進興呢?他名字裡也有個『辵』字邊的『進』字啊?」
公公:「......呃,還要搭配名字的意涵嘛,像『遠哲』是遠大的哲學,這意思好啊!」
逆媳:「可是『進興』也是進步興盛的好意涵啊?」
公公:「......」
後來,他竟然幫寶寶取名「貴木」!還說「貴木」代表「很貴的木頭」是好意涵?!
馬上被我否決!!
公公一向偏愛「壽榮」或「貴木」這類名字,一整個很棺材店屬性!
公公還有超多精彩發言,以後有機會再打~~
※ 引述《didadi (林林總總拎拎走)》之銘言:
: 從認識以來一直是遠距離相處
: 老公在加州,我在臺灣,婚前交往三年,老公總是一年回臺一次陪陪我
: 婚後一週他飛回美國,過些日子我在台灣發現就在那一週內我們有了寶寶
: 獨自度過了孕期的大多數日子,老公在我生產前兩週回臺定居
: 我知道他是個好脾氣又體貼的好好先生,但對同住生活的磨合還是有點擔心
: 待產、生產、產後那幾天,老公天天一下班就到小小的病房陪我
: 他每晚睡在窄小的躺椅上,時時替我按摩,餵我吃點東西
: 抱著行動不便的我上下床,還很勤快地清理尿桶
: 點點滴滴讓我好感動,他呵護我像呵護一個小女兒般
: 坐月子期間,他買中藥或補品給我毫不手軟
: 媽媽說和老公去買東西,每每勸阻老公別買這麼貴
: 老公總說「想買給滴答滴吃~」,她聽了就覺得很窩心
: 他做家事做得確實不夠細心,但每樣家事他都搶著做
: 直到現在寶寶兩個月多了,他仍然如此怕我做事累到
: 而且不太喜歡我騎車出去或者獨自去買東西
: 要去哪裡,他都想要開車載我,想要我什麼也不提就輕輕鬆鬆走走逛逛
: 每次去大賣場,他揹著寶寶在胸前到處走
: 把寶寶抱上樓後,還會自己將買回來的東西一趟趟提上樓
: 產假結束後,我們有請到府保母,保母人很好,寶寶睡著時會幫我們掃地拖地
: 現在我要做的家事只有將老公和我的髒衣服丟進洗衣機裡洗
: 他搶著做菜、搶著洗碗、搶著倒垃圾、搶著曬衣服,我搶輸他好幾次他也不喊累
: 若我趁他睡著先做了,他醒來還會怪我為何不交給他做就好
: 他比我晚下班,我回到家後從保母手中接過寶寶
: 只要顧到晚上八點他下班到家即可,接著他會和寶寶玩成一團又哄又教的
: 寶寶黏他比黏我還多得多,愛他愛得不得了
: 他會照顧寶寶直到半夜或凌晨寶寶就寢為止,中間有空就做做家事
: 我則早起幫寶寶做做早操和按摩的部分,而他還常勸我不要這麼早起不做也沒關係
: 我覺得他真是個很值得珍惜的好老公
: 薪水全數交給我,家中大小事也聽我作主,更要緊的是,非常疼愛我又疼寶寶
: 我很少看到男人除了玩小孩外會肯很有耐心長時間照顧小孩
: 假日我可以放心加班一整天,回到家看到家裡依然乾淨、寶寶依然可人
: 下班回家我可以放心先睡,寶寶才喜歡爸爸陪呢
: 他單獨照顧寶寶直到半夜兩三點也不發脾氣,最多只會說幾句寶寶不乖不睡覺
: 過幾天即將是結婚一週年紀念日,很感謝上天給了我這段美好的姻緣
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