孩子果然不懂夫妻的生活情趣 - 婚姻
By Puput
at 2012-11-16T06:38
at 2012-11-16T06:38
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我跟老公沒事以小鬥嘴為樂
前幾天幫女兒(三歲)洗頭洗澡後 拿快乾巾給她包頭 不久拿掉後頭髮真的很乾
我就跟老公說:「這個快乾巾真的很好用耶」
老公:「快乾...快乾膠喔 噗哈哈哈」
這麼無聊他竟然給我笑到停不下來
我:「天啊...這麼難笑的東西你可以笑成這樣,
我講笨板超好笑的事你卻都說那沒什麼啊」
老公:「那又不好笑」
我: 「都推爆了耶!!God...我嫁給你到今天才意識到你是個冷笑話冠軍王!」
老公:「妳在說什麼啦...」
我:「糖炒栗子!」
老公:「啥?我不愛吃那個啊」
我:(比劃撿一個栗子然後舉高的動作)「舉個栗子!」
老公:「噗!哈哈哈超爛的啦」
我:「你笑了!你的笑點果然在冷笑話,這個笑話我聽到的時候整個人超無力的耶」
老公:「爛死了啦....」
我:「我找給我同事40塊錢」
老公:「幹嘛 妳欠他錢喔?」
我:「對啦對啦。然後他看了看錢說,說『四十擺在眼前』。」
老公:(嘴巴微開但表情定住,整個面部肌肉一絲不動)
我:「你又來了!你為什麼要這麼ㄍㄧㄣ?就順從你內心的感受不行嗎?」
老公:「為什麼妳每次找到一個點就要把它戳到爛啦!」
我:(低頭再想第3個冷笑話)
女兒:「不要吵了!都幾點了還在吵.架!哼!」(抱胸)
因為女兒亂入讓我跟老公笑翻 只好結束這一回合
孩子果然不懂夫妻的生活情趣啊...
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