吵到笑場 - 婚姻

By Kristin
at 2017-09-06T17:19

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是否同意記者抄文：NO

有天因爲一件雞毛蒜皮的小事跟先生吵了起來，

越吵越烈，先生開始無限上綱，

先生：反正你根本不愛我也不喜歡我，完全無法忍受我，

當初選我也是因為覺得我為人可靠而以。

我當場氣笑了！

我：你不要往你臉上貼金好嗎，路上隨便一個路人都比你可靠，

老娘當初選你是因為看上你的臉。

正要接下一句「你除了臉能看還有什麼優點」時，

就看到先生一臉呆滯，露出夢幻的神情，輕聲問我，

「你真的覺得我好看？」

那一臉呆害我狠話勞不出來，然後噗茲一聲笑出來，只能說

「對，那是你最大的優點。」

然後先生就甜蜜蜜的笑了起來。

我內心OS：有病，說你缺乏內在美你也開心。

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Tags: 婚姻

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By Xanthe
at 2017-09-07T14:03

By Megan
at 2017-09-08T23:25

沒圖沒真相，求老公顏值真相XDXD

By Belly
at 2017-09-10T00:01

其他優點可以努力，但臉只能投胎重來...

By Rae
at 2017-09-14T20:05

可惡，我需要墨鏡

By Rae
at 2017-09-19T17:44

覺得可愛XD

By Kristin
at 2017-09-23T13:34

三樓別這樣，現在整型也是很厲害的，有錢不怕痛就行
我沒種我怕痛QWQ

By Skylar Davis
at 2017-09-27T06:12

可愛啊好像有股痴傻感

By Eden
at 2017-10-01T02:34

等等，這分類是閃光吧...

By Hazel
at 2017-10-04T01:44

有笑有推，想看+1

By Sierra Rose
at 2017-10-06T21:43

伸手老公圖

By Mary
at 2017-10-09T07:32

哈哈你先生這一招蠻厲害的，也省得不用吵架了～

By Kama
at 2017-10-09T20:11

想看+1

By Daph Bay
at 2017-10-14T10:19

好可愛！

By Elma
at 2017-10-17T19:57

XDDD

By Carolina Franco
at 2017-10-17T23:29

哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Audriana
at 2017-10-18T07:38

我也想看黃金獵犬樣

By Joe
at 2017-10-21T19:18

好甜蜜XD

By Lauren
at 2017-10-26T07:24

想看+1

By Lauren
at 2017-10-30T01:03

想看黃金獵犬~

By Oscar
at 2017-11-01T21:02

以前也有這種經驗，但為了面子笑不出來哈哈哈哈

By Anonymous
at 2017-11-05T11:10

現在鄉民都用這種方式騙人看閃光嗎？

By Elvira
at 2017-11-09T03:15

超可愛哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Valerie
at 2017-11-13T11:53

好可愛XD

By Kyle
at 2017-11-18T04:32

很可愛的吵架對話，很甜

By Barb Cronin
at 2017-11-18T19:28

哈哈哈哈老公的圖呢

By Ethan
at 2017-11-20T01:58

很好哄呢！

By Anthony
at 2017-11-24T17:34

好可愛！

By Heather
at 2017-11-29T16:27

感覺個性也很黃金獵犬哈哈哈

By Rebecca
at 2017-11-30T02:22

哈哈哈哈

By Dorothy
at 2017-12-01T17:07

是guilty dog 嗎

By Kyle
at 2017-12-02T17:52

這是超大稱讚吧XD

By Sarah
at 2017-12-04T22:03

這算閃光吧XD

By Enid
at 2017-12-08T13:41

好可愛啊～～～糟糕真的像狗狗好想摸摸給鼓勵

By Robert
at 2017-12-08T15:45

求黃金獵犬的圖

By Lauren
at 2017-12-12T07:35

黃金獵犬很療癒耶

By David
at 2017-12-16T13:08

很有愛呀

By Sierra Rose
at 2017-12-20T09:58

XD♡

By Zora
at 2017-12-22T14:43

跪求黃金獵犬照

By Daniel
at 2017-12-25T23:00

結果老公好快樂馬的浪費我的時間看你們閃

By Tristan Cohan
at 2017-12-29T11:58

想起某人家那隻小偷來,還賴著小偷要玩球的黃金

By Carolina Franco
at 2017-12-30T01:48

這個讚喔

By Bethany
at 2017-12-31T00:50

這是在放閃吧兩位XDDDDDD

By Ethan
at 2018-01-02T16:28

超好笑的畫面

By Yedda
at 2018-01-05T20:41

這叫吵架??

By Daniel
at 2018-01-10T07:51

XDDDD 真甜蜜

By Harry
at 2018-01-12T07:32

推老公像黃金獵犬！天然呆嗎？

By Bennie
at 2018-01-13T06:55

你們夫妻兩個都好有趣XDDD

By Carolina Franco
at 2018-01-15T13:30

阿阿阿可以這樣騙人進來被閃嗎!!

By Madame
at 2018-01-17T22:11

臉帥很難啊（被閃瞎）

By Charlotte
at 2018-01-20T09:09

閃屁閃屁

By Candice
at 2018-01-22T07:38

甜蜜~

By Thomas
at 2018-01-26T17:01

我要拜妳老公為師

By Edwina
at 2018-01-29T22:45

這個好好笑XD

By Valerie
at 2018-02-03T08:25

好歡樂

By Carol
at 2018-02-06T16:52

很想看像黃金獵犬的男人，完全無法想像

By Isabella
at 2018-02-10T14:32

你真會吵...滿足了他的被愛需求。就算我不實用(努力裝可靠
破功)，我還是會被愛的。

By Hedda
at 2018-02-11T06:08

超好笑～求黃金獵犬圖

By Wallis
at 2018-02-13T11:56

哈哈難道是黃金城武？

By Andrew
at 2018-02-13T17:26

人帥真好

By Jacob
at 2018-02-17T00:07

閃XDDDD

By Belly
at 2018-02-20T07:34

好可愛的吵架XDD

By Sandy
at 2018-02-23T18:00

求～黃金獵犬圖！

By Dorothy
at 2018-02-26T10:10

好可愛

By Agnes
at 2018-02-27T07:36

好可愛的對話

By Candice
at 2018-03-01T21:14

好甜

By Robert
at 2018-03-04T10:22

求真相

By Sierra Rose
at 2018-03-08T14:06

想看黃金獵犬臉

By Bethany
at 2018-03-12T10:53

https://goo.gl/AihPwx

By Faithe
at 2018-03-13T13:32

https://goo.gl/mWeZmj

By Jake
at 2018-03-18T10:44

第一次看婚姻版文看到大笑哈哈哈好可愛

By Jacob
at 2018-03-19T06:24

啊哈哈哈想看黃金獵犬

By Belly
at 2018-03-23T10:24

妳老公是個單純忠犬帥哥啊！

By Damian
at 2018-03-27T10:40

By Suhail Hany
at 2018-03-31T14:27

剛結婚齁？沒小孩齁？這架根本沒怒火不算吵架,就是鬥鬥
嘴的程度而已，老娘現在吵架老公這樣回應我只會更火!!!(
好啦，很閃，我酸溜溜哭著跑走...)

By Hedy
at 2018-04-01T17:47

可愛XDDD

By Poppy
at 2018-04-05T05:01

看成無限上網……想說都吵架了老公還在上網哦……

By Wallis
at 2018-04-09T18:27

我也想被罵這句啦XDDD

By Jake
at 2018-04-12T09:03

想看夢幻的神情XD

By Elvira
at 2018-04-14T19:29

XDDDDD

By Kristin
at 2018-04-17T14:07

幸福，有智慧幽默的男人。

By Isla
at 2018-04-21T04:27

想看黃金獵犬～～

By Tracy
at 2018-04-25T00:11

快笑死推

By Ula
at 2018-04-27T07:48

腦公少女心，萌萌噠

By Noah
at 2018-04-30T17:44

你們家吵得好瓊瑤啊他有接著抱著妳說在美麗的容顏也被
妳氣老了嗎？

By Ida
at 2018-05-03T05:51

太好笑了吧

By Selena
at 2018-05-07T13:46

哈哈

By Blanche
at 2018-05-10T11:55

哈哈哈哈，真可愛

By James
at 2018-05-13T05:00

好可愛啊

By Leila
at 2018-05-14T06:03

我覺得老婆比較可愛，超會哄老公的

By Agnes
at 2018-05-14T19:54

往他丟個飛盤如何

By Anthony
at 2018-05-18T10:20

哈哈哈太可愛了你們

By Mia
at 2018-05-20T15:38

感覺很可愛

By Odelette
at 2018-05-20T23:29

文章內容在？

By Iris
at 2018-05-25T00:16

欺騙板眾RRRRR

By Anthony
at 2018-05-28T17:22

好好笑

By Odelette
at 2018-05-30T11:11

忍不住笑了…XDD

By Ula
at 2018-06-02T11:40

黃金獵犬XDDD

By Edward Lewis
at 2018-06-02T15:14

XDDDDDDDDDDD

By Andrew
at 2018-06-03T05:47

.....厲害

吵到笑場 - 婚姻

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