公公白目語錄又來了 - 婚姻
By Regina
at 2012-01-31T13:56
at 2012-01-31T13:56
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這幾天公公休假中午都在家
於是,免不了要和他一起吃飯
因為我知道他是個超級大男人的人
所以為了不想讓自己聽到他那些話
我盡量不想與他交談.....
不過,就在今天中午
他老大明明知道我懷孕七週
又大剌剌在我面前抽煙
我捧著飯碗正吃到一半,只好笑笑的開口:爸~人家說孕婦不能吸二手煙耶
他才好像做了壞事被抓到一樣的笑笑
居然回了一些無關緊要的話
例如:他從年輕抽到現在,難怪他的小兒子那麼畸形......
好了~現在給我開玩笑打哈哈
於是對話就產生了
因為婆婆也在旁邊,變成我們兩個大戰他一個
白目語錄一:
公公:誰說吸二手煙會怎樣?人家我兩個兒子都好好的
婆婆拯救:人家叫你不要抽就不要抽!聽不懂喔?
白目語錄二:
公公:妳叫我不要抽煙,那你爸爸有抽嗎?
我回:我爸爸因為已經被我們家人講到,他現在抽煙都會到外頭去......
白目語錄三:
公公:妳現在才幾週就那麼胖 (我160 , 60kg, 是胖了五公斤Q_Q~~)
以後擔心老公不要你喔~
我回:請別擔心,我自己會克制的,等醫生宣布可以做些運動的時候
我就會運動了
公公:冷笑~~~
心中OS:XXX~我胖關你屁事!那是什麼笑容啊
白目語錄四:
公公:妳那時候還沒懷孕,妳媽媽一定覺得很丟臉
我回:為什麼要覺得丟臉啊!(老不修)!
(未料,回到一半婆婆嗆聲了)
婆婆:什麼啊!那你那些親戚只生一個的,後來又生不出來
豈不是丟臉丟到家了?
白目語錄四:
公公:妳懷孕變那麼胖,小心老公不要妳!男人只要外遇
就是女人的錯
婆婆搶救:屁話!那我變那麼胖,你怎麼不帶個小三回來?
後來,我看公公轉而攻擊婆婆說她變胖八拉八拉
我話鋒一轉,涼涼的說:人家我媽媽那麼胖,我爸爸還跟她說每天沒聽到她打呼
會睡不著呢~~
婆婆一聽,立刻回嗆:聽到沒有?聽到沒有?!自己要好好檢討!
自己大男人還以為全天下都跟你一樣
白目語錄五:(這個有變態到)
公公:妳跟我兒子去做人工受孕喔?我兒子技術真差
妳的子宮大概也有問題, 精子才會遊不進去
既然人工受孕是醫生用導管幫妳送到子宮頸
這麼簡單我也會啊,怎麼不來找我
婆婆:呵(冷笑)~那你那麼厲害,不孕的人和動物都去找你啊!
最後~
原本想把這些語錄寫的搞笑一點的(以前都挺搞笑的)
但沒辦法,他每一句話都很老不修又自以為是
最後一段,不懂我婆婆怎麼不覺得她老公很變態
他讓我想起了大學聯誼時,有一個跟他相同性質的男生
坐在我對面座位,一直用貶低的語氣貶低女生
於是全程被我白眼到底的..........
我一個禮拜碰不到公公幾次面
他其實有時候人不錯,知道我懷孕還叫我老公去買防滑膠帶
也會買東西送給我娘家
相處下來,就是知道他是嘴砲男+大男人主義+行為白目
基本上,還能跟他一起住的原因,是因為他有百分之七十的時間
是正常的~~~~~
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