住海邊啊妳!!! - 婚姻
By Jack
at 2011-08-22T20:36
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終於有時間po文了 文長且純抱怨 請多包涵
自從獨立生活後
每個星期會固定回婆家兩天煮中餐
分別是星期一和星期四
都是婆婆小忙而我來得及在她開始發勞騷前煮完吃完閃人的日子
不過雖然日子固定
但只要公公或小姑來電話,我還是會回去煮飯打掃
前提是 不是只有我和婆婆單獨在家就好 俺會怕
但當然不是不回婆家就沒事
只要丈夫沒回家的日子 我們總會接到三四通電話
不是抱怨年紀一把了還要打掃煮飯帶小孩(小姑的)
就是問東問西想盡辦法要來我們的小家庭參觀
某個星期四煮完飯來不及閃 婆婆開始關心我一天的行程
希望我晚上也回家煮 但那天我有和朋友有約 是說就算沒約我也不想晚上回去
我:不行耶 我晚上要出去
婆婆:去哪?
我:和朋友聚餐
婆婆:在哪聚餐?吃什麼?
我:忠孝東路上的火鍋店,我打算回家工作完就帶著小孩散步過去
婆婆:忠孝東路上有火鍋店?
我:對啊,還見鬼的開在八樓咧
婆婆:那我兒子會去嗎?
我:不會吧
婆婆:那他怎麼辦?!!(大聲
我:看他想吃什麼就去吃啊
晚上我順利去聚餐,因為丈夫耽心火鍋店危險,下班就過來把小孩先接走
接著告訴我,婆婆下午打給他的對話
婆婆:你女兒的媽今天晚上不在嗎?
丈夫:對呀
婆婆:那你知道她是要跟以前同事吃飯嗎?
丈夫:不是吧,她是跟朋友聚餐吧
婆婆:那你幹嘛不去?她不讓你去嗎?
丈夫:省錢啊 一個人要五百耶 而且她難得和朋友吃飯就讓她開心聊啊
婆婆:你女兒的媽不煮給你吃,那你來吧,媽媽煮給你吃
聽完以上的對話 我滿腹狐疑的想,我什麼時候說過"以前同事"這四個字
這種挑撥離間的方法也太粗糙了點
接著下來那個星期二,公公又打來希望我回家煮飯
等我煮好擺好打算吃完快閃的同時 婆婆進門了
邊吃邊抱怨我每次都直接走不洗碗 她年紀一把了還要煮晚餐給小姑一家子吃
吃完又要整理善後很累 小姑和她丈夫最近因為金價和股票也過得很慘
如果他們不回來吃晚餐她也很孤單之類的
我維持一貫的嗯嗯喔喔這樣啊的回答
接著她趁公公吃飽去書房忙的時候跟我說
婆婆:以妳的生活習慣,搬出去一定更不正常,這樣對小孩不好
我:媽~以前妳也說我晚睡小孩不好帶,但我女兒乖得像天使一樣耶
婆婆:那是妳運氣好,等她大了妳再這樣不正常 要唸書了怎麼辦
我:我是這樣安排我的工作和生活的 等她需要唸書了我會再調整
婆婆:反正這樣不正常 會影響整個家庭。我兒子有跟你說你們的生活不適合再生嗎
我:沒有......
婆婆:我兒子工作這麼辛苦,晚上妳不要打擾他,讓他好好休息
就算要幹嘛也一定要避孕!
我:.................................通常是他不讓我休息耶
婆婆:那妳就要為他好啊,這種事還需要教嗎
我:這種事應該完全不需要拿出來討論吧
說完我直接抱起小孩跟書房的公公打個招呼就離開了
一路上火大到想直接打給丈夫抱怨 但還是忍著等他下班回來再提
告訴他這次我真的非常不舒服
隔兩天婆婆打電話來,假借公公之名希望我回家打掃
我斷然拒絕了:我最近很忙,而且也不想回去。昨天已經跟公公講過了
婆婆:哪有做媳婦的會這樣拒絕公婆!!
我:也沒有做婆婆的會管媳婦的事管到床上去吧?
婆婆:我是關心你們耶!!!妳馬上給我回來
我:我在佛祖面前發了毒誓農曆年後才會回家,公公也同意了
婆婆:什麼毒誓?
我:如果我農曆年前回家,我就家道中落
婆婆:................(掛電話
以上
阿木~~我有大半年不用回婆家啦~~
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