不服老的老婆 - 婚姻
By Necoo
at 2011-10-11T06:37
at 2011-10-11T06:37
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老婆大人是個很可愛的存在
時常會問"我跟誰誰誰比起來,是不是我看起來比較年輕阿"
有時候遇到租屋的大陸妹妹也會嘆怨著說
"唉!雖然她年紀比我小,可是為何看起來比我老呢?"
已經4x的她
追尋著歲月的尾
去年的雙眼皮及眼頭
今年的隆鼻
不得不說"技術不錯"
可愛的她還死命要求我說"跟媽說我被撞到"
然而
我媽卻邪笑著說"撞得蠻漂亮的"
不是戴著補教人生的假鏡框大家就看不見了
沒近視的反而會讓人注意臉好嗎?
昨天老婆大人說"我帶小孩去公園,被高中生搭訕耶"
(os現在年輕人眼睛都瞎了嗎?)
"因為你皮膚好又年輕阿"
(os每個禮拜做臉護膚,用錢堆起來的啦)
賣瓜的老王妳50歲還會很漂亮啦
生日快樂唷
--
時常會問"我跟誰誰誰比起來,是不是我看起來比較年輕阿"
有時候遇到租屋的大陸妹妹也會嘆怨著說
"唉!雖然她年紀比我小,可是為何看起來比我老呢?"
已經4x的她
追尋著歲月的尾
去年的雙眼皮及眼頭
今年的隆鼻
不得不說"技術不錯"
可愛的她還死命要求我說"跟媽說我被撞到"
然而
我媽卻邪笑著說"撞得蠻漂亮的"
不是戴著補教人生的假鏡框大家就看不見了
沒近視的反而會讓人注意臉好嗎?
昨天老婆大人說"我帶小孩去公園,被高中生搭訕耶"
(os現在年輕人眼睛都瞎了嗎?)
"因為你皮膚好又年輕阿"
(os每個禮拜做臉護膚,用錢堆起來的啦)
賣瓜的老王妳50歲還會很漂亮啦
生日快樂唷
--
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