100分老公 - 婚姻
By Annie
at 2010-03-23T17:07
at 2010-03-23T17:07
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..某天學生問我說
老師你有男友了嗎？！
我：沒有...
學生：....
我：為啥問我這個問題
學生：因為如果老師是人妻或是有男友才有調查資格
我：我結婚了阿.....
學生：（驚）..那老師我問你，你最喜歡的男明星是誰
我：梁朝偉跟湯姆克魯斯..
學生曰：那老師你為什麼喜歡這兩個男明星
我：因為帥～～～～～～
學生：那這兩個在老師心中有沒有一百分
我：沒有
學生：為啥..
我：因為我只覺得他們倆帥，但我不認識他們
學生：那師丈在老師的心中呢？！
我：100分
學生：（驚）老師為什麼100分阿？！
我：因為每次跟他討論事情...他都是壓到性勝利阿 T.T
話說：老爺除了長相像某動物之外，其他還真是100分
煮飯做家事樣樣會，重點是他不會逼我做我不喜歡的事
但....不知道講話機車可以當扣分的原因嗎？！
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