"阿豆仔"妹夫的中文作文 - 婚姻

By Liam
at 2010-06-09T23:45

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(偷偷po)
這是現在在台灣的學校學中文的加拿大籍阿豆仔今天在學校寫的作文
他是七月要跟我妹結婚的帥哥妹夫

"親愛的老婆: ...我一認識你，就知道我要跟你結婚了。
你的眼睛看起來像餅乾。你的脖子又白又長，跟一只天鵝一樣。
你的頭髮跟鳥巢一樣漂亮。我聽說根據台灣人說，太瘦的人看起來像很窮，
所以我認為你很有錢吧！"

我個人給他甲上上 XD

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幸福常常像貓和尾巴的關係
當貓拼命追逐尾巴時尾巴卻死命的跑給貓追
所以當貓咪決定努力往前走的時候幸福就跟在後面

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By Thomas
at 2010-06-14T18:24

這個可以拿優等獎 XD

By Olivia
at 2010-06-19T11:02

一箭穿心的結尾XDDD

By Frederic
at 2010-06-21T19:28

讚！！

By Callum
at 2010-06-24T04:33

以中文老師的角度我給他己罷昏!!

By Steve
at 2010-06-26T19:18

這麼快就學會用中文婊人太有前途了XD

By Megan
at 2010-06-27T16:49

閱:特優!

By Caitlin
at 2010-07-01T14:35

有笑有推XDDDDD

By Selena
at 2010-07-06T05:07

大笑~~~~推推推～~

By Charlie
at 2010-07-09T19:14

怎麼這麼好笑啊~~~XDDDDD

By Jacob
at 2010-07-14T08:13

XDDDDD 有笑有推

By Lydia
at 2010-07-19T01:38

特優+111111111111111111111 讚~!

By Rae
at 2010-07-21T18:41

最後這個回馬槍真狠 XDDDDDD

By Hedy
at 2010-07-23T14:27

太強大了XDDDDDD

By Elvira
at 2010-07-27T15:17

讚！

By Caroline
at 2010-07-30T09:07

XDDDDDD好好笑!!

By Harry
at 2010-07-31T07:11

幾霸昏!!!前途無"亮"阿~~XDDD

By Robert
at 2010-08-03T02:53

XDDDDD

By Michael
at 2010-08-03T13:51

寫作文不是都挑自己會寫的字來用? XD

By Rae
at 2010-08-04T10:17

滿分！！！笨板有爆的潛力！XDDDDDDD

By Ethan
at 2010-08-04T13:20

XDDDDDDDDD 哈哈哈哈哈

By Noah
at 2010-08-07T20:25

太爆笑啦~~~XD

By Mary
at 2010-08-09T09:03

哈哈超好笑的 XDD

By Todd Johnson
at 2010-08-14T04:28

<-------超有錢(無誤)

By Andrew
at 2010-08-18T04:40

優等生。XD

By George
at 2010-08-18T16:29

希望他只是挑他會寫的字出來拼湊，不過很會用譬喻法

By Oscar
at 2010-08-21T09:31

以他的文法程度來看，那就應該只有挑他會寫的字~

By Irma
at 2010-08-23T12:34

特優 XDDDDD

By Emma
at 2010-08-25T15:24

所以我認為你很有錢吧！ <---- XD

By Una
at 2010-08-29T06:28

有笑有推+1

By Kumar
at 2010-08-30T04:10

我笑了我笑了啦 XDDDDDDDDDDD

By James
at 2010-09-02T20:53

甲上上XDDD

By Dorothy
at 2010-09-03T05:33

特優賞~~~~~~~!!!!

By Ina
at 2010-09-08T00:12

特優啦！！！ XD

By Catherine
at 2010-09-09T09:12

特優

By Emma
at 2010-09-13T21:21

幾霸婚!!!笑死我了XDDDDD

By Robert
at 2010-09-16T23:25

這個可以到笨版去了..XDDD

By Rebecca
at 2010-09-19T09:27

譬喻用的很好耶,就算台灣人也寫不出來這種程度

By Anonymous
at 2010-09-20T11:21

一百一百啦，真的太讚了。

By Zenobia
at 2010-09-22T13:20

我以為這理是CCR

By Kumar
at 2010-09-25T03:10

我大學的時候有到無障礙之家實習,很像

By Tom
at 2010-09-26T15:12

真的很讚！

By Quanna
at 2010-09-28T11:03

這篇超過一百分 XDDD

By Hazel
at 2010-09-28T18:11

超讚的啦 xDDDD

By Isla
at 2010-10-01T07:56

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD超好笑的

By Eartha
at 2010-10-02T19:03

推一個好好笑~

By Zora
at 2010-10-07T18:32

外國人能寫出這樣的文章很厲害 XD 推～

By Freda
at 2010-10-08T02:07

讚!!

By Dorothy
at 2010-10-12T05:23

可以轉笨板啦

By Dorothy
at 2010-10-16T16:09

我認識妳妹 :p/這她的facebook最新狀態齁~

By Frederica
at 2010-10-17T12:26

我給100分

By Zora
at 2010-10-20T10:37

最好笑是...最後那一句...Or2

By Edward Lewis
at 2010-10-23T22:21

這個阿豆仔一定先學簡體字的 XDDD

By Puput
at 2010-10-25T19:56

超級好笑～～～跟這麼有幽默感的結婚～應該很幸福！

By Yedda
at 2010-10-30T01:16

XD 好好笑! 那我也很有錢~

By Elvira
at 2010-11-02T15:05

頭髮跟鳥巢一樣漂亮 --> 這也好好笑哦!!

By Madame
at 2010-11-03T16:02

你的脖子又白又長，跟一只天鵝一樣 ->感覺好可怕阿XD!

By Emily
at 2010-11-04T06:04

可愛! 好可愛!!

By Hamiltion
at 2010-11-07T00:02

這個看完是要哭還是要笑 XD 很幸福拉～～～

By Elizabeth
at 2010-11-09T16:16

一百分!!!!!!! (那我也很有錢耶XD(誤超大))

By Leila
at 2010-11-13T14:14

有好笑到 XDXD

By Steve
at 2010-11-15T08:29

這是什麼啊?怎麼這麼好笑!!!超幽默的

By Selena
at 2010-11-20T03:14

後~半夜悶著笑實在很內傷...XD

By Regina
at 2010-11-20T07:48

幾罷昏！(大拇指推)

By Donna
at 2010-11-20T15:49

這實在是太好笑了！他的譬喻學得真好 XDD

By Joe
at 2010-11-25T11:58

XDDDDDDDDD

By Audriana
at 2010-11-26T12:05

我的媽啊~~XDDDDDD

By Audriana
at 2010-11-29T14:22

我給100分 XDDDDDDDDDD

By Carol
at 2010-12-03T02:34

太讚了XDDDD

By Steve
at 2010-12-08T01:42

超讚的XDDD

By John
at 2010-12-09T21:23

實在太好笑了.....XDDDDDDDDDD

"阿豆仔"妹夫的中文作文 - 婚姻

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