這款老公 - 婚姻

By Ingrid
at 2011-07-26T14:47

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結婚超過十年了從認識就知道老公不會也不喜歡記日期
不過還是要求他至少要記住我的生日和結婚紀念日

生了小孩後為了讓他記住小孩的生日
就把提款卡密碼都改成小孩生日
無奈他不是按錯三次卡片被吃掉
就是在剩最後一次機會時打電話問號碼

前些日子他出差剛好遇到我們的結婚紀念日
我一直等到晚上十一點都沒有接到電話
想說傳個簡訊問他 "今天是什麼日子啊"

三分鐘後收到電話
他說 "你不要以為我都沒在記日子啦
我當然知道今天是什麼日子啊
等等我傳簡訊告訴你順便留個紀錄
你就不會每次都說我老是忘記了"

幾秒鐘後手機響了
打開一看

生日快樂!!!!!

沒有偏財運的人連二選一都會摃龜@@

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Tags: 婚姻

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By Damian
at 2011-07-28T13:52

哈哈哈!我笑了...

By Skylar Davis
at 2011-07-29T14:40

生日快樂!!! XDDDD 快轉笨版

By Olivia
at 2011-07-31T22:47

哈哈哈好有喜感XD

By Yuri
at 2011-07-31T23:57

太好笑了XDDDD

By Mason
at 2011-08-01T02:40

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈，太好笑了啦!!!!!!

By Oscar
at 2011-08-04T14:46

XDDDDD 真的有好笑

By Heather
at 2011-08-04T20:06

噗哧 XDDDD

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2011-08-09T08:03

耍笨的紀錄，不要刪喔!

By Lauren
at 2011-08-10T03:53

好可愛的老公

By Joe
at 2011-08-13T20:19

By Blanche
at 2011-08-16T06:42

連二選一都會摃龜@@　（瘋狂大笑）

By Quanna
at 2011-08-18T01:14

有笑有推 XDDDDD

By Odelette
at 2011-08-19T14:06

笑到流淚了~~因為我家`的也是.....XDDDDDDD

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2011-08-20T15:32

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Daph Bay
at 2011-08-25T04:49

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Quintina
at 2011-08-29T12:39

XDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Queena
at 2011-08-29T20:24

這老公太可愛XDDDDDDDDD

By Eden
at 2011-09-02T13:06

我連老婆的身份證字號都不能背錯更不用說生日跟紀念日了

By Jacky
at 2011-09-07T05:15

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈~ 好可愛!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Todd Johnson
at 2011-09-07T10:15

噗~~~有笑有推XDDDDDD

By Kristin
at 2011-09-08T15:15

還真的連二選一都會槓龜 XDDD

By Ethan
at 2011-09-12T10:52

哇~~也太好笑啦!

By Leila
at 2011-09-15T00:23

有笑點！

By Emily
at 2011-09-17T23:23

看到後來我笑了..哈哈哈.

By Megan
at 2011-09-19T15:38

最後這句註解下的真好...

By Eartha
at 2011-09-21T11:32

有笑有推~~

By Hedy
at 2011-09-22T22:00

借轉就可版XDDD

By Ethan
at 2011-09-24T16:47

就可版需要這種溫馨的小故事~不行還請跟我說~謝謝^^"

By Jacob
at 2011-09-29T15:46

突然想起周華健的"健忘"這首歌

By Kama
at 2011-10-03T13:45

這應該轉笨版才是. 哈

By Carolina Franco
at 2011-10-05T21:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Rosalind
at 2011-10-07T15:39

不是很喜歡笨版的風氣,還是就可好啦~哈

By Poppy
at 2011-10-10T16:37

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd天吶...好好笑

By Bethany
at 2011-10-13T12:37

好好笑XDDD

By Jack
at 2011-10-14T06:39

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD太爆笑了

By Quintina
at 2011-10-18T10:20

超好笑

By Mason
at 2011-10-19T13:59

妳老公很"促咪"捏~XD

By Audriana
at 2011-10-21T15:48

太好笑了...哈哈哈...

By Frederica
at 2011-10-24T01:41

兒子出生後老婆已經忘了兩年生日 ......

By Tom
at 2011-10-25T11:30

有笑有推XD

By Dorothy
at 2011-10-28T05:29

By Regina
at 2011-11-01T18:05

有笑有推XDDDDD

By Heather
at 2011-11-06T14:44

好可愛的夫妻啊XDDD

By Candice
at 2011-11-07T08:42

XDDD看標題還以為是抱怨文，最後一句火力真是太強了XD

By Callum
at 2011-11-08T16:43

看到有笑不推不行

By Jessica
at 2011-11-12T05:13

哈推~~

By Quintina
at 2011-11-16T20:41

有笑有推呵

By Michael
at 2011-11-20T19:54

給你家老公一個大大的讚~太好笑了哈~

By Hazel
at 2011-11-22T21:38

請問你們家小孩生日幾號?

By Susan
at 2011-11-25T08:36

這篇真是婚姻板的清流啊~

By Ivy
at 2011-11-29T14:35

連二選一都會摃龜XDDDDDDD

By Freda
at 2011-11-30T04:35

還好我沒有在喝飲料，唉喲笑死我了XDDDDDD

By Isla
at 2011-12-03T15:57

有笑有推XDDDDD

By Mason
at 2011-12-06T21:21

哈哈哈這篇害我大笑

By Dora
at 2011-12-10T14:40

真的可以轉笨板了！

By Margaret
at 2011-12-12T05:00

笑翻了....XD

By Rae
at 2011-12-16T04:43

他故意要讓你笑的啦!結婚紀念日快樂喔

By Damian
at 2011-12-18T02:49

他故意的XD

By Rebecca
at 2011-12-20T02:29

只能說要善用智慧型手機的日曆功能

By Tristan Cohan
at 2011-12-22T02:40

這個真的好笑耶！我可以借轉 FB嗎XDDDDDD

By Mary
at 2011-12-26T19:41

太好笑了..XDDDD

By Ingrid
at 2011-12-27T06:51

哈哈哈哈好妙!!想生氣都氣不起來了吧?

By Olive
at 2011-12-31T14:33

實在太可愛

By William
at 2012-01-03T18:03

借轉笨板XDDDDDD

By Mary
at 2012-01-05T16:23

哈哈哈，最後一句真是畫龍點睛

By William
at 2012-01-10T12:00

推最後一句XDDDDDDDDD

By Andrew
at 2012-01-14T00:59

最後一句太棒了

By Jack
at 2012-01-14T16:28

太強大了

By Donna
at 2012-01-16T12:32

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Joe
at 2012-01-19T07:19

他有在記他自己的生日嗎?

By Daniel
at 2012-01-20T10:44

有笑有推~太好笑了XD

By Linda
at 2012-01-25T09:23

我也笑了哈哈

By Todd Johnson
at 2012-01-29T01:45

太好笑了!!!!!!!!!!!真是古錐!!!

By Gilbert
at 2012-02-01T04:55

笑到差點按成噓.....

By Edith
at 2012-02-01T22:20

我爸也記不住我和我妹的生日XDDDD

By Hedda
at 2012-02-02T19:46

結尾大爆笑呀~

By Daph Bay
at 2012-02-06T15:49

只有我是一個日期都記不得的老婆嗎?我老公什麼日子都記的
住耶 XD..

By Rosalind
at 2012-02-07T02:37

我老公除了自己和我的生日外，其他通通都不記得，啥結婚紀
念日，二個小孩的生日，每次要填表格時還要問我

這款老公 - 婚姻

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