[轉錄][長恨] 保安，可以讓人打了又打打了又打 … - 家庭

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時間: Thu Nov 22 00:25:59 2007

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標題: [長恨] 保安，可以讓人打了又打打了又打打了又打打了又打打了又打
時間: Wed Nov 21 00:13:50 2007

[長恨] 類別是給有恨意的長文專用的喔！要注意不要誤用了:) 可按ctrl+y刪除
文章內容以超過兩面300字以上為佳以內請勿使用長恨謝謝你對黑特的用心:)
再亂用就會被砍掉-_- 很多人寫信申訴了....╮(╯_╰)╭再講不聽，就刪文了。
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今天一直聽同事一直再講這句話

這或許是電影裡面的一個笑點

不過，真正遇到時，我想，應該笑不出來

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"原po，吃飯喔" 說這句話的是我老爸

我"唉喲，剛剛才吃過啦"

"喔，那我吃過沒"

這是我家每天出現的對話

明明就才剛吃完，碗都還沒洗

就在那邊一直問

老爸老了，記憶力退步的不像話

曾經，菜都煮好了，才發現電鍋忘了壓下去

曾經，燒菜，火忘了關，差點發生火災

曾經，出去吃，忘了帶錢

還有種種案例

如果是偶而，到還好

可是每兩三天就出一次這種狀況，實在讓人受不了

直到有一天............

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全家人約好要去阿里山玩

一上高速公路，老爸驚喊一聲

"瓦斯忘了關!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

幹，這還得了，馬上殺回家

一看，明明就有關

我的火氣頓時上來

"你不要這麼健忘好不好，你在這樣我神經會衰弱你信不信....."

"確認一下也是好阿........"老爸淡淡的說

確認過家裡所有東西已就定位

再次出發

不過一路上都安安靜靜

沒辦法，我的整個出遊情緒都被搞砸

到了山下

進了旅館

老媽過來跟我說，老爸好像悶悶不樂

我管他，我也很不爽好不好

東西整理一下，準備明天凌晨上山看日出

今天就早早休息

第二天凌晨三點，刷牙洗臉完

直攻山頂

一路上，看到老爸還是悶悶的

過去跟他小哈拉一下，沒想到他愛理不理

哼，算了，熱臉去貼冷屁股是怎樣

到了山頂

我們三個坐在台階上

等待日出的出現

這讓我想起了以前..........

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"嗚~~~都擋住了啦，把拔抱我看"

小時候的我，總是只會用哭來解決事情

"呵呵，好阿，有沒有看到了"

那時的老爸，雙手從我的腋下一舉

"原po，看到沒，有沒有很漂亮??"老爸很開朗的問著我

"有，有看到，把拔好厲害，把拔好強!"那時候只會把好強掛在嘴邊的我

"呵呵"

............

一樣的地點

一樣的人物

一樣的風景

那時的小男孩，現在會開車了............

那時很強的男人....現在連碗都拿不太穩..........

想到這邊，心裡像是失去一個什麼東西一樣

很難過，很難過

回頭看看老爸

"原po阿，你記不記得你小時後我們一起在這邊看過日出阿"老爸問了

.........

"有，我記得"我略帶哽咽的說

"呵，老了"老爸苦笑一聲

...................

看完了日出，準備回家

在這段車程，一直回想起老爸那開朗的呵呵

不知不覺到家了

老爸一回家就跑去坐在他的搖搖椅，搖阿搖

看著老爸在那邊搖阿搖，瞄到他的手

曾經是把我舉起來的手

曾經是一雙粗厚肥大的手

如今，爬滿了皺紋

不知道為什麼

我有種想哭的感覺....

"原po阿，我們吃飯了沒"老爸再次問起

"剛剛才在休息站吃了快一千，你現在問說吃了沒，是對不對"老媽在洗衣機前怒吼

老爸的眼神，看著我，苦笑了一下

"唉，記性真差"老爸說

看到老爸這樣，眼淚真的就不自覺的滴下來

老爸看到我哭，問我說怎麼了

"沒有....剛剛我們有吃嗎，我好餓喔，我現在就去煮....."

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我記得悲劇的開始都是甜甜的
喜劇的開始都是蠻爛的

你是甜甜的開始？
還是很爛的開始？

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at 2007-11-25T16:36

有感動到......

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at 2007-11-29T02:25

Q_Q 我好想哭

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at 2007-12-01T12:50

ToT...

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at 2007-12-05T09:41

淚推

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at 2007-12-08T04:28

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at 2007-12-22T07:34

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珍惜當下的福氣淚推~~

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at 2007-12-28T20:49

你爸爸叫你原po ?

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at 2007-12-30T18:39

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at 2008-01-04T07:20

Q_Q好感動喔..

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at 2008-01-07T17:40

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at 2008-01-08T14:16

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at 2008-01-11T18:48

有感動有推...

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at 2008-01-14T14:44

〒△〒

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at 2008-01-17T08:25

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at 2008-01-19T19:50

...........幹〒△〒我不行了

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at 2008-01-22T13:09

有必要放催淚彈嗎?...〒△〒

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at 2008-01-27T05:44

T___T

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at 2008-01-31T17:48

淚推原PO你要齁住

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at 2008-02-01T16:19

........ QQ

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at 2008-02-06T13:22

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at 2008-02-06T22:53

哭哭〒△〒

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at 2008-02-08T09:18

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at 2008-02-16T02:15

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at 2008-02-21T17:48

快哭了啦.............

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at 2008-02-23T12:39

眼眶有濕幹! 這樣我會想回家

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at 2008-02-27T17:01

幹！:~ 比哭哭好！

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at 2008-02-28T20:25

幹...

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at 2008-03-03T01:29

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at 2008-03-04T06:02

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at 2008-03-05T05:39

幫推有點能體會你的心情

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at 2008-03-06T12:41

眼框都濕了~

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at 2008-03-11T12:02

快哭了....

By Carolina Franco
at 2008-03-12T20:06

Q_Q

By Annie
at 2008-03-16T12:35

推~我想我媽!

By Genevieve
at 2008-03-19T15:22

哼...我才不會哭呢..才不會..Q_Q

By Bethany
at 2008-03-20T04:49

幹...我第一次推詐騙文...我去找我爸了

By Sierra Rose
at 2008-03-23T11:07

推推

By Edward Lewis
at 2008-03-27T23:55

之前看過"明日的記憶"...再看到這篇

By Olivia
at 2008-04-01T04:53

超有感覺的...

By Agatha
at 2008-04-01T14:19

.......:(

By Eden
at 2008-04-04T00:06

超幹!!!!!! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

By Zora
at 2008-04-04T02:17

Q_Q

By Donna
at 2008-04-04T19:50

加油!!!!!!

By Kumar
at 2008-04-07T06:57

嗚嗚嗚嗚...

By Daniel
at 2008-04-11T01:21

〒△〒

By Regina
at 2008-04-14T17:28

Q_O 淚衫襟

By Candice
at 2008-04-14T22:44

...........Q_Q

By Andrew
at 2008-04-18T04:14

原PO~哭哭

By Dinah
at 2008-04-18T13:34

真的是健忘嗎看一下醫生比較好 y

By Adele
at 2008-04-21T22:25

Q_O

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at 2008-04-22T02:42

原po加油!!

By Barb Cronin
at 2008-04-24T04:30

( ㄒˇㄒ)m

By Enid
at 2008-04-24T11:45

推樓上~

By Yedda
at 2008-04-24T19:47

〒△〒有種心酸的感覺

By Lucy
at 2008-04-27T21:17

聽說老人癡呆也會開始變的很健忘

By Adele
at 2008-04-28T04:44

加油！〒__〒

By Agnes
at 2008-05-02T18:42

幹麻打這篇啦 Q_Q

By Franklin
at 2008-05-07T13:05

唉

By Margaret
at 2008-05-10T03:51

有感動

By Edith
at 2008-05-13T01:45

〒__〒

By Gary
at 2008-05-14T03:28

好辛酸喔〒△〒

By Franklin
at 2008-05-17T14:50

多多關懷一下你老爸吧記得去做一下檢查

By Rachel
at 2008-05-21T07:06

〒__〒

By Ophelia
at 2008-05-23T18:00

這是老人癡呆症...看醫生也好不了的..Q_Q

By Andy
at 2008-05-25T06:27

以防萬一也請原po加油!!

By Sarah
at 2008-05-26T06:38

原PO要注意一下老爸快帶去看醫生

By Lily
at 2008-05-27T14:14

我哭了...QQ

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at 2008-05-31T12:02

〒△〒

By Elvira
at 2008-05-31T14:49

〒__〒

By Rachel
at 2008-06-04T20:20

感動~

By Kama
at 2008-06-08T14:53

雖說老人癡呆無法治癒但還是要防止惡化

By Cara
at 2008-06-08T16:36

黑特都不黑特了怎麼這麼心酸

By Odelette
at 2008-06-11T20:39

推這篇

By Donna
at 2008-06-15T10:50

噓錯了~SORRY

By Ula
at 2008-06-19T04:25

〒﹏〒

By Elvira
at 2008-06-19T19:00

有感動有淚推... 〒△〒

By Rachel
at 2008-06-19T22:19

〒△〒

By Olive
at 2008-06-22T13:15

哭哭

By Joseph
at 2008-06-26T15:19

推~

By Thomas
at 2008-06-29T15:07

幹.....我哭了.....

By Caitlin
at 2008-06-29T22:43

太感人了><

By Kelly
at 2008-07-02T00:37

感動....>"<

By Olivia
at 2008-07-04T22:54

〒△〒

By Jacky
at 2008-07-05T16:21

淚推～～有感動到

By Ophelia
at 2008-07-10T06:03

T^T

By Dinah
at 2008-07-12T02:03

幹....我第一次看Hate看到真的哭...再給個推

By Odelette
at 2008-07-12T07:45

有感動有推即時行孝阿

By Franklin
at 2008-07-14T05:50

感動推～不曉得xxx222y會不會推回來?ꠠ

By Susan
at 2008-07-16T06:42

〒△〒

By Tristan Cohan
at 2008-07-16T18:04

幹.. 害我哭了

By Lucy
at 2008-07-21T08:02

推爆他

By Sarah
at 2008-07-23T07:27

怎麼還沒爆

By Gary
at 2008-07-27T08:24

幫推

By Ursula
at 2008-08-01T04:33

推!!這種長恨實在太有感覺了

By Xanthe
at 2008-08-04T14:02

推Q_Q

By Lydia
at 2008-08-06T10:45

100爆嗎? 實在是太感人了~~(手帕)

By Brianna
at 2008-08-07T14:37

有哭有推~再推一次~~( ㄒˇㄒ)m

By Tristan Cohan
at 2008-08-08T16:21

眼眶都濕了，話說我爸也會這樣 ↓↓

By Iris
at 2008-08-12T20:37

不過是只限於他喝醉的時候。

By Lucy
at 2008-08-15T15:18

時間真的不饒人啊...

By Rae
at 2008-08-19T03:37

推

By Elizabeth
at 2008-08-21T16:42

推爆!! 感動〒△〒

By Edwina
at 2008-08-23T08:41

幫爆..

By Vanessa
at 2008-08-28T00:01

推

By Mason
at 2008-08-31T14:16

99 ( ㄒˇㄒ)m

By Tristan Cohan
at 2008-09-02T23:25

推！

By Freda
at 2008-09-05T04:17

感動!!不過看到你爸叫你原PO的時候笑了囧

By Necoo
at 2008-09-10T02:39

感動啊

By Aaliyah
at 2008-09-11T05:44

收尾收得很好..用那句收得恰到好處!!!很有感覺

By Quanna
at 2008-09-11T16:03

Q_Q

By Carol
at 2008-09-16T05:51

最後一句...太催淚了.

By Ophelia
at 2008-09-20T07:57

幹...為什麼黑特現在有這麼感人的文章

By Gary
at 2008-09-25T01:38

有必要放催淚彈嗎?...〒△〒

By Brianna
at 2008-09-26T21:15

眼眶濕了

By Barb Cronin
at 2008-09-30T17:55

3541也是原po寫的...也很感人

By Kyle
at 2008-10-02T11:22

..hate又開始搞溫馨了嗎???

By Olga
at 2008-10-06T13:09

很討厭耶..可以讓人眼眶濕了又濕濕了又濕嗎..

By Victoria
at 2008-10-08T14:16

不推不是人

By Damian
at 2008-10-08T22:58

推Q____Q

By Yedda
at 2008-10-09T15:59

推

By Gary
at 2008-10-12T00:25

這篇一定要Ｍ啊！！！

By Gary
at 2008-10-14T00:41

馬的..

By Hardy
at 2008-10-16T23:43

推

By Adele
at 2008-10-19T02:22

好感動...

By Olive
at 2008-10-22T10:48

推

By Doris
at 2008-10-23T05:58

感動推

By Faithe
at 2008-10-23T19:35

推

By Margaret
at 2008-10-28T09:49

嗚嗚

By Rae
at 2008-11-02T07:14

push

By Suhail Hany
at 2008-11-03T05:08

嗯~我推回來了~(拭淚)

By Michael
at 2008-11-03T21:40

哭了Q___Q

By Noah
at 2008-11-06T00:20

Q_____Q

By Elma
at 2008-11-08T12:51

我哭了 Q_Q

By Mason
at 2008-11-11T18:21

幹我不爭氣的流淚了

By Catherine
at 2008-11-14T02:58

淚推

By Kyle
at 2008-11-17T20:57

有空就趕緊帶您父親去大醫院檢查

By Jessica
at 2008-11-18T21:21

是病就早發現早治療，不是也算是讓人安心

By Oscar
at 2008-11-23T04:00

感動!!!!!!!!!!

By Lauren
at 2008-11-26T13:35

〒△〒

By Regina
at 2008-11-26T19:44

幹你老師....我的眼角不爭氣...

By Heather
at 2008-11-30T21:36

推

By Frederica
at 2008-12-03T03:56

幹..看了真想哭

By Robert
at 2008-12-04T17:41

想哭Q__Q

By Gilbert
at 2008-12-06T21:08

Q____Q

By Franklin
at 2008-12-07T21:05

=_____________= 快哭了

By Hedda
at 2008-12-08T19:20

明日的記憶.......... 幹! 哭了啦

By Hardy
at 2008-12-12T17:49

感動Q__Q

By Agnes
at 2008-12-13T22:38

幹哭了 Q_Q

By Ethan
at 2008-12-15T20:43

幹這麼感動幹麻基歪Q Q

By Caroline
at 2008-12-18T20:22

....幹....讓我哭了

By Sarah
at 2008-12-19T22:57

幹!太感人了我他媽又哭了

By Erin
at 2008-12-22T07:40

〒△〒

By Charlotte
at 2008-12-22T13:17

哭了啦...眼淚滴到鍵盤上~

By Heather
at 2008-12-25T23:21

〒△〒

By Jacky
at 2008-12-28T04:35

媽的咧．．．怎麼會那麼感人〒△〒

By Carolina Franco
at 2008-12-29T21:33

怎麼看幹板看到哭哭了@@?

By Jack
at 2009-01-01T18:50

嗚......Q_____Q

By Caroline
at 2009-01-02T20:59

我也哭了啦…口苗白勺口列！！

By Hardy
at 2009-01-05T19:41

幹..我也哭了...

By Rebecca
at 2009-01-09T20:56

...喵的眼睛流汗了(默)

By Frederica
at 2009-01-12T07:52

有長恨到...大家的長恨...借轉收藏

By Olivia
at 2009-01-14T11:06

要去看醫生喔，吃藥可以延緩老人失智....

By Rosalind
at 2009-01-16T19:12

Q_____________________________Q我哭了

By Sarah
at 2009-01-17T09:54

害我也哭了Q_______________________Q

By Ursula
at 2009-01-18T11:55

哭了><

By Oliver
at 2009-01-23T02:05

幹你害我眼眶泛紅了〒△〒

By Sandy
at 2009-01-24T06:22

=.=鼻酸

By Selena
at 2009-01-24T23:34

這是失智症喔要去看醫生!!

By Kama
at 2009-01-28T01:52

By Jack
at 2009-01-28T15:55

Q_____________________Q

By Franklin
at 2009-01-31T17:40

恩這是失智症要對爸爸有耐性一點

By Tracy
at 2009-02-05T10:47

原PO加油囉~

By Thomas
at 2009-02-08T17:01

這樣就受不了..也太沒耐心了....

By Sandy
at 2009-02-10T22:09

感動阿

By Valerie
at 2009-02-14T05:01

真的讓人很想哭

By Ivy
at 2009-02-14T18:49

.........哭

By Belly
at 2009-02-18T19:18

幹害我哭了Q________________Q

By Tracy
at 2009-02-21T22:50

我眼睛流汗了Q____________Q

By Candice
at 2009-02-25T05:36

失智症..請快點帶他去看醫生吧 Q_Q..

By Xanthe
at 2009-02-28T20:52

好難過，趕快帶去看醫生，不要拖了，起碼可

By Elvira
at 2009-03-02T06:52

以防止延緩惡化，順便要他多運動運動，有些
人也是會有好轉的

By Xanthe
at 2009-03-05T04:42

加油!!!

By Doris
at 2009-03-09T23:03

馬的假長恨真溫馨......

By Doris
at 2009-03-11T21:49

真好看

By Ivy
at 2009-03-16T06:07

幹!!!!!!!!害拎北哭出來............

By Ivy
at 2009-03-16T11:52

Q______________Q

By Dora
at 2009-03-18T15:20

好文借轉

By Andy
at 2009-03-19T05:56

Q________Q好感人

By Yedda
at 2009-03-22T19:09

好文推推借轉

By Sarah
at 2009-03-24T15:36

感人費府@@

By Gilbert
at 2009-03-26T00:14

Q_Q哭了...................

By Hedda
at 2009-03-28T03:34

.........難過

By Daniel
at 2009-03-29T09:37

感覺像明日記憶

By Rae
at 2009-04-02T07:19

超感人...

By Doris
at 2009-04-04T03:07

跟高雄板有關嗎...

By Daniel
at 2009-04-08T16:52

眼眶好熱

By Ina
at 2009-04-11T13:19

鼻頭酸

By Joseph
at 2009-04-16T01:05

才剛回家，又想回家看我爹娘了

By Agatha
at 2009-04-17T10:14

...QnQ......

By Bennie
at 2009-04-20T00:29

哭了! 轉借(會註明出處)

By Elvira
at 2009-04-20T09:35

超級感人的

[轉錄][長恨] 保安，可以讓人打了又打打了又打 … - 家庭

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