詭異的夫妻 - 婚姻

By Olive
at 2021-02-08T01:04

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我跟老婆結婚也快6年了,我平時就是個孤僻愛亂發脾氣的中年人形象

最近我有點感冒(驗過了是陰性)

然後老婆忽然深情地看著我跟我說,

"老公你病懨懨無助的時候看起來好惹人憐愛喔

我怎麼覺得你生病的時候我比較愛你"

(白眼翻到天上去)

結果當天晚上老婆在看"今際之國"的漫畫, 裡面有一段鬥智的情節

簡單來說那段比試比的就是由數學跟概率的組合, 老婆看到完全不懂發生了什麼事

我再怎麼樣也是數學系出身的,就開始跟老婆說明規則

解釋了半天,忽然發現老婆兩眼呆滯地看著我的身後發呆

我就抱著她跟她說

"妳這對數學無助的呆萌樣就是我當初愛上妳的原因阿"

然後忽然就覺得.....我們還真是一對奇怪的夫妻阿

是否同意記者抄文：YES

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Tags: 婚姻

All Comments

By Steve
at 2021-02-12T23:02

你們好可愛哈哈哈

By James
at 2021-02-16T02:48

空白文啦空白文

By Quintina
at 2021-02-18T05:54

閃光文是吧～

By Andy
at 2021-02-20T08:40

看不到啦

By Vanessa
at 2021-02-24T07:49

出身

By John
at 2021-02-27T03:32

數學無慘 XD

By Michael
at 2021-03-01T11:19

呆滯發呆好好笑。我也是聽到我先生說天文九大行星
的事就恍神。

By Donna
at 2021-03-03T06:48

現在是八大行星囉~

By Elma
at 2021-03-04T07:01

病懨懨那段經歷過，激發出莫名的母愛，哈哈

By Harry
at 2021-03-06T02:50

哈！感謝X大，我真的不懂。:p

By Liam
at 2021-03-10T07:09

哈哈

By Jessica
at 2021-03-14T11:21

瞎了

By Margaret
at 2021-03-18T02:37

太閃

By Kristin
at 2021-03-22T11:00

難得人夫來發閃光文推

By Robert
at 2021-03-25T07:17

覺得除名很蠢那武則天王莽袁術袁世凱要不要剷掉

By Gilbert
at 2021-03-29T09:45

被分類騙了但有閃有推

By Isla
at 2021-04-02T17:49

哈哈哈好閃

By Oliver
at 2021-04-07T03:18

昨天才從朋友那邊聽來今際之國的結局呢

By Freda
at 2021-04-11T17:32

推推，希望多一點閃光文。

By Enid
at 2021-04-14T10:05

感覺你們撞屬性了

By Jacob
at 2021-04-15T12:42

春鬥中的唯一好文 XD

By Belly
at 2021-04-17T20:02

反差萌XD 難得在婚姻版看到閃光文還不會甜得膩味

By Hardy
at 2021-04-19T11:51

原來真的有男生喜歡女生比自己笨啊..

By Ivy
at 2021-04-23T18:14

樓上，人都各有所長吧

By Jacob
at 2021-04-26T20:24

也不能憑這個就說女生笨啊

By Todd Johnson
at 2021-04-28T09:57

瞎了

By Dorothy
at 2021-04-30T05:49

你們好可愛哈哈哈

By Susan
at 2021-05-01T18:08

回樓上這種人很多啊
我是說喜歡比自己笨的女生

By Daniel
at 2021-05-05T04:40

各有所長啦我也很喜歡聽老公亂拼成語因為很爆笑

By Suhail Hany
at 2021-05-08T17:14

好可愛

By Bethany
at 2021-05-12T21:57

難得來點正能量

By Kama
at 2021-05-16T06:21

好萌

By Poppy
at 2021-05-17T11:40

好可愛喔喔喔

By Cara
at 2021-05-19T16:08

滿甜的耶

By Dora
at 2021-05-21T05:27

我也是支持九大行星，但沒辦法，唉

By Genevieve
at 2021-05-26T01:57

閃的很可愛

By Victoria
at 2021-05-30T22:23

閃文

By Daniel
at 2021-06-04T20:34

天生一對

By Barb Cronin
at 2021-06-09T09:17

過太爽～

By Tracy
at 2021-06-11T02:12

詭異的夫妻聊天放閃聊天的夫妻詭異求調教

By Erin
at 2021-06-14T12:52

樓上太貼切了XD

By John
at 2021-06-15T18:23

數學那段沒講到她睡著也是真愛了

By Franklin
at 2021-06-17T13:28

太閃啦空白文

By Frederic
at 2021-06-22T05:06

妳的心態讓我想到霓裳魅影那部電影XD

By Anthony
at 2021-06-26T19:12

說錯老婆的心態

By Daph Bay
at 2021-06-27T14:42

怎麼很有呱吉的fu

By Sarah
at 2021-06-30T13:01

空白文還這麼多人推

By Rachel
at 2021-07-04T23:07

空白文

By Ethan
at 2021-07-08T15:11

原來有人可以看文章幾個字就知道笨不笨啊...。這篇
文真的有強烈閃光

By Carolina Franco
at 2021-07-08T19:13

今際之國超好看（歪

By Enid
at 2021-07-09T15:36

我的螢幕好白啊!!!

By Eden
at 2021-07-10T16:36

嚇死我還以為內容會看到詭異的內容

By Hedda
at 2021-07-14T15:02

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈，好好笑，好閃

By Frederic
at 2021-07-17T14:58

哈哈好可愛

By Rosalind
at 2021-07-20T16:17

我想看血流成河這不是我想看的

By Dinah
at 2021-07-25T10:40

樓上XDDDDD

By Liam
at 2021-07-27T14:38

好閃啊！

By Agatha
at 2021-08-01T09:46

已瞎!!!
說人笨的不知道自己是多聰明

By Victoria
at 2021-08-01T11:42

太閃

By Aaliyah
at 2021-08-05T07:54

螢幕是白的

By Necoo
at 2021-08-08T18:13

佳偶天生一對
哈哈

By Harry
at 2021-08-13T17:09

已瞎

By Isabella
at 2021-08-14T21:02

既視感口可口可

By Carol
at 2021-08-19T01:50

生活就是要有點3388 樂趣無窮無盡

By Jessica
at 2021-08-19T11:01

空白文還能發嗎！？

By Barb Cronin
at 2021-08-20T08:00

正能量推

By Belly
at 2021-08-24T02:28

我跟我老婆也很有趣，我老婆會在我帶完一整天小孩
之後說怎麼今天沒有洗馬桶嘻嘻

By Caroline
at 2021-08-27T03:35

樓上去....趣點在哪
是翻桌的點......吧

By Dora
at 2021-08-31T19:07

我笑了你們太可愛了吧!!

By Damian
at 2021-09-01T12:37

啊好棒啊感情就是要這樣互相吸引吵吵鬧鬧的～

By Kristin
at 2021-09-05T17:59

滿可愛的閃文清流XD

By Elma
at 2021-09-07T14:07

哈哈有即視感

By Oscar
at 2021-09-10T09:33

這太閃了！原來夫妻念書科系不同啊…

By George
at 2021-09-11T00:07

無聊文

By Elvira
at 2021-09-11T14:41

我喜歡喝酒微醺的時候，雙方都會覺得對方可愛吧

By Yedda
at 2021-09-14T15:40

推推，好閃

By Catherine
at 2021-09-19T05:07

我要看的血流成河呢

By John
at 2021-09-23T06:14

重點是你老婆在你身後，你怎麼有辦法看出她兩眼呆滯

By Ina
at 2021-09-25T07:53

...閃光文你要先標啊瞎了

By Selena
at 2021-09-25T13:13

騙人進來看閃光文啦

By Ina
at 2021-09-29T06:25

好奇會有多詭異，點進來怎麼是空白啦！

By Elma
at 2021-10-01T16:05

空白文 XD

By Joe
at 2021-10-02T20:43

推良性互動

By Joe
at 2021-10-07T11:44

好甜～～

By Dorothy
at 2021-10-10T05:18

閃，推

By Audriana
at 2021-10-13T22:21

我喜歡朝比奈學姊的那種呆萌

By Sarah
at 2021-10-17T07:49

老婆："站在你後面的那個人是誰？"

By Lucy
at 2021-10-19T10:22

婚姻版唯一建議：離婚吧XD

By Madame
at 2021-10-21T10:00

空白文啦!閃屁啊!

By Eartha
at 2021-10-22T17:17

推

By Rosalind
at 2021-10-27T11:43

標題以為是有人需要提供意見近來整個大反差閃文...

By Zenobia
at 2021-10-31T04:46

空白文啊～～～

By Hardy
at 2021-11-03T07:20

夫妻真的會這樣XD

By Delia
at 2021-11-08T02:09

推閃文（我的眼睛啊

By Yedda
at 2021-11-12T07:19

哈哈你們很煩

By Xanthe
at 2021-11-14T19:58

哇全美前50 應該改噓對不對

By Callum
at 2021-11-15T07:57

太閃了~~~

By Yuri
at 2021-11-15T17:59

標題與內文不符阿~~~~ 我的眼睛~~

By Catherine
at 2021-11-18T02:58

閃屁

By Vanessa
at 2021-11-20T20:56

...

By Hamiltion
at 2021-11-22T15:32

我跟老公也是白癡情侶型的XD愛麗絲超好看

By Sierra Rose
at 2021-11-23T03:52

笑死哈哈哈哈

By Poppy
at 2021-11-27T21:27

哈

By Emily
at 2021-11-30T04:30

有閃有推

By Emily
at 2021-12-02T21:55

哈哈好合喔！推推

By Hedy
at 2021-12-04T10:26

難得的清流～這版大部分都抱怨文，希望多一些閃文

By Olivia
at 2021-12-09T07:07

空白文！

By Frederic
at 2021-12-14T06:55

閃閃

By Olivia
at 2021-12-18T08:02

看第一段我還以為是霓裳魅影的劇情把我嚇爛

By Charlie
at 2021-12-20T01:17

本版清流一定要推XD

By Regina
at 2021-12-23T14:50

閃

By Barb Cronin
at 2021-12-24T02:29

已瞎

詭異的夫妻 - 婚姻

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