老婆我也需要妳 - 婚姻

By Sandy
at 2010-02-11T15:05

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前兩天新婚老婆因為初到新環境面對公婆 + 碎碎唸的我

以及工作上長期超時工作的轟炸

已經瀕臨情緒崩潰狀態

昨晚她跟同事們去聚餐唱歌我也很識趣地一通電話也沒打

讓她能無壓力的盡情發洩

終於凌晨三點到家了雖然在簡訊中一再囑咐要她直接在娘家過夜

因為擔心她一個人開車擔心夜間視力不佳

威脅著如果她硬要回來我會發脾氣

卻還是在一句“老公我只是想回來抱你”中屈服在她的石榴裙下

然後就不小心bibi~~~~bi~~~!! 了(爆)

因為傳教士因為臉跟臉緊密的磨蹭因為緊緊的擁抱跟索求

她說了這麼一句話：

『老公，我好喜歡這樣被你需要的感覺(羞澀+眼神迷朦)』

天啊簡直就像是一股電流竄過

感覺就像回到了交往時身心合一的親密感

只好深吸一口氣持續打樁盡我所能的讓女王上天堂~

果然講床頭吵床尾合不無道理

性有時也是夫妻調解的方式啊~~~

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Tags: 婚姻

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By Callum
at 2010-02-11T16:37

我以為我走錯板,不小心跑到西斯板了!! (囧)

By Audriana
at 2010-02-14T22:45

板上難得看到男性的十八禁嗶嗶文耶~~~ ●-●推一個 >///<

By Edith
at 2010-02-17T15:31

好閃……

By Mia
at 2010-02-18T14:40

推! ●-●

By Yuri
at 2010-02-18T21:53

本文真是孕婦不宜啊●-●

By Emily
at 2010-02-22T23:39

重點是原PO還強調是"長達1小時"唷! XD (NT300:表示...

By Todd Johnson
at 2010-02-23T09:03

哇~~~~~賽~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By Quintina
at 2010-02-26T20:11

婚姻板連體位都可以大方寫出來了耶 ●-●

By Rosalind
at 2010-02-27T12:26

>//////< 啥米…男生po的bibi文耶！好害羞哦…

By Una
at 2010-02-27T17:35

小麻快來一篇輸人不輸陣的

By Selena
at 2010-03-02T23:13

我想這可能得要J69大才能拼得過 XD

By Carol
at 2010-03-05T08:50

傳說中的大吵之後男人的慾望反而會上升嗎 XD
還有看過研究看過恐怖片驚悚片等緊繃的情緒過後

By Michael
at 2010-03-06T18:50

1小時?? 賣鬧啊啦是要一直背心經加九九乘法表喔

By Tristan Cohan
at 2010-03-07T13:11

也會加火

By Yedda
at 2010-03-10T12:55

這篇好害羞>////////////////////////<

By Gilbert
at 2010-03-10T16:25

閃耶！！

By Rae
at 2010-03-14T02:31

我…我……今天上班遲到… >////<

By Isla
at 2010-03-17T09:54

板主快鎖文啊~~BIBI文還可以修的嗎?

By Isla
at 2010-03-20T05:43

閃死了....

By Tristan Cohan
at 2010-03-22T18:34

建議板主多個「西斯」分類好了

By Caroline
at 2010-03-23T00:22

推樓上... 這已經不是閃光可以解決的了~~~!!

By Enid
at 2010-03-26T22:51

才想說時間會造成誤會...推文就已經.....

By William
at 2010-03-31T17:49

上次是說要用[嗶嗶]分類不是嘛。小麻偷渡閃光我有看到>//<

By Ophelia
at 2010-04-05T02:00

好歹也閃光吧，竟然用心情文偷渡，太過分

By Blanche
at 2010-04-05T04:43

有人要推我GJ嗎? 科科~紅大推文好好笑,心經會軟掉吧XD

By Olive
at 2010-04-09T14:15

我每次都會硬撐很久都是在背半角倍角積化和差和差化積

By William
at 2010-04-14T11:29

小麻為什麼遲到要解釋清楚阿(戳戳)

By Skylar Davis
at 2010-04-18T07:37

不然就要停一下做點別的工作不然根本不可能撐很久

By Callum
at 2010-04-22T00:41

阿紅師，那你第二天早上會不會覺得很累？

By Anonymous
at 2010-04-26T11:56

沒看到一字未刪的完整版QQ

By Audriana
at 2010-04-29T00:19

會......幸好不用帶班不排第一堂我是大牌教師.....

By Thomas
at 2010-04-30T23:30

真是讓人越看越害羞本來以為是感動結果是別的地方動..

By Jessica
at 2010-05-01T06:08

我也覺得要分類快被B文淹沒

By Heather
at 2010-05-06T01:00

打樁(砰砰砰~~~砰砰砰砰砰~~~~~~)

By Heather
at 2010-05-07T11:12

建議你可以再寫詳細一點..

By Puput
at 2010-05-10T06:44

不懂為啥傳教士會臉對臉？

By Connor
at 2010-05-10T16:59

原po要說的是是燒餅式 XD

By Ophelia
at 2010-05-15T09:51

小麻，什麼是燒餅式？(認真)

By Enid
at 2010-05-18T19:55

bi bi....

By Mason
at 2010-05-20T00:42

修掉啥？我還沒看到呀(敲碗)

By Hamiltion
at 2010-05-24T15:30

好害羞的一篇>/////<...大家都來bibi迎新春.\^O^/

By Suhail Hany
at 2010-05-26T10:35

然後來個聖誕寶寶這樣嘛>\\\<

By Isla
at 2010-05-27T10:17

小麻快交出燒餅式的文＠(￣︶￣)>

By Frederica
at 2010-05-30T08:01

默默的戴 ●-●

By Wallis
at 2010-06-01T04:54

幹麻要修...為什麼要修...我們還沒看到呀(敲碗)

By Sandy
at 2010-06-02T09:32

可以重現原文嗎.我不想看剪接過的..要看完整版

By Dinah
at 2010-06-06T19:48

怎麼很多人不知道去哪看原文呢 >.*

By Aaliyah
at 2010-06-10T14:20

其實原PO只刪了5個關鍵字 XD (aka的提示真棒)

By Doris
at 2010-06-15T01:45

allXXXX

By Irma
at 2010-06-15T19:49

POST.......

By Andrew
at 2010-06-18T19:51

不是我說的.......... (￣艸￣；)

By Joseph
at 2010-06-20T04:31

●-● 阿紅師的半角倍角太好笑了XDDDD

By Irma
at 2010-06-21T13:42

欸,這篇是超爆的閃光怎麼用心情啦！

By Belly
at 2010-06-25T06:14

[18禁] ㊣

By Ula
at 2010-06-26T02:58

bi bi bi bi bi ..... 太閃了!!

By Joe
at 2010-06-29T20:48

可以這樣閃了又閃閃很大嗎？不過難得看到男人bi文，較校好！

By Donna
at 2010-07-03T08:37

找了，可是還是沒看到原文。跟這篇是一樣的ㄚ....

By Adele
at 2010-07-03T22:51

樓上居然沒看到最關鍵的一小時！！XD

By Emma
at 2010-07-07T10:16

當然只改了幾個字當然95%是一樣的XDD

By Joseph
at 2010-07-10T02:49

bi一小時有包括吃飯洗澡看電視嗎 (逃)

By Emma
at 2010-07-12T07:36

連切菜煮飯洗碗的時間都包含了

By Necoo
at 2010-07-12T14:45

樓上二位的推文我為什麼想到的是2001美鳳姊的大作

By Gilbert
at 2010-07-13T02:42

是從開始到結束啦我微積被死當怎麼可能pump這麼久(暈)

By Tristan Cohan
at 2010-07-17T07:20

建議要另開發文類別啦;不然板標就會變成"婚姻板西斯化"

By Connor
at 2010-07-20T16:41

可以背後出師表XD

By Emily
at 2010-07-23T15:38

背"藥師琉璃光如來本願功德經經文"(大誤XD)

By Kelly
at 2010-07-28T05:05

可以一再的閃了又閃閃了又閃嗎??

By Emily
at 2010-08-01T01:12

其實如果從最開始到結束一個小時是差不多......(逃)

By Ursula
at 2010-08-04T23:45

大家是在不服氣什麼XDXD

By Ula
at 2010-08-08T23:28

燒餅式是我看紅樓板之後想出來的詞…以符號表示 "="←醬

By Anonymous
at 2010-08-09T01:07

用注音文做圖示怎麼樣勒~~ (逃)

By Suhail Hany
at 2010-08-13T22:48

醬是指中間有醬嗎XD

By Odelette
at 2010-08-18T03:57

樓上我看成　中指OXOX　（羞）

By Jessica
at 2010-08-22T11:31

aka的注音文是指"ㄈ"嗎? ice有糟糕到(指) XD

By Frederica
at 2010-08-26T00:13

注音ㄍ？ㄦ？

By Yedda
at 2010-08-26T22:30

傳教士是"L"，燒餅是"二" 還是有點不同…為什麼我在解釋

By Caroline
at 2010-08-31T16:38

這個… >//////<

By Aaliyah
at 2010-09-03T05:35

慘了.為什麼我都看不懂.也無法意會.是我太傻太天真了嗎@@
可能需要多多被調教..^O^

By Irma
at 2010-09-06T22:43

原來還有「打樁」這個詞…(筆記)

By Cara
at 2010-09-11T18:52

有點懂了.... >////////<

By Erin
at 2010-09-14T15:20

我小時候看的言情小說裡就有寫打樁…我以為很常用

By Dora
at 2010-09-15T07:05

看女生的bibi文我都會不好意思了,看到男生的更害羞了,再來
點男性文章好了~~習慣成自然~~

By Skylar Davis
at 2010-09-20T01:10

這篇文章已經破了bibi的尺度了~超害羞的>//////<

By Adele
at 2010-09-23T03:53

其實我覺得大家應該都要去性版看kurtc的文章...

By Zanna
at 2010-09-27T19:21

我還以為我來錯版了....這裏是婚姻版? 不是西斯版?

By Audriana
at 2010-10-02T16:06

不要背什麼數學啦,女方就說:房貸這月有五十多萬要怎麼算?
這樣男生就可以想很久了 XD

By Ida
at 2010-10-06T07:46

講房貸會軟掉吧- -"

By Jack
at 2010-10-10T04:40

好奇怪這篇怎麼都沒打字也PO上來...

By Ingrid
at 2010-10-12T23:13

是滴,會軟掉~ 科科科~~

By Audriana
at 2010-10-15T07:22

推啊！男性版友的真情告白，又這麼赤裸裸，豈有不推的道理

By Ina
at 2010-10-17T05:03

幹得好!!!

By Emily
at 2010-10-20T03:35

自己分類，我不管。

By Quintina
at 2010-10-21T00:55

不太懂...L離很遠耶～怎會抱得緊緊的 @_@a

By Eartha
at 2010-10-24T03:58

我常常覺得我老公太久..(我自己沒擋頭..囧)

By Mia
at 2010-10-28T03:32

閃到瞎了~~~~這裡是哪裡?這裡是哪裡??

By Isabella
at 2010-10-30T12:12

男生寫的bibi文真是讓人臉紅>/////<

By Harry
at 2010-10-31T21:43

第一次看到男生寫的BIBI..我要推推推

By Audriana
at 2010-11-04T07:54

對一個剛分手的人來講真是把我閃到外太空去了T口T

By Barb Cronin
at 2010-11-06T22:36

會不會有人跳出來問說，為什麼會跑出一個傳教士出來?

By Caroline
at 2010-11-08T20:00

我老公昨天喝酒回來也跟我說『我只想回來抱你』就睡死了

By Caroline
at 2010-11-09T02:27

其實練氣功也可以一小時喔可是腰會痠~XD

By Eden
at 2010-11-14T00:53

不要鬧了拉這麼閃幹嘛啦

By Iris
at 2010-11-16T12:30

女性的小腿要夾在男性的背上,這樣就不會遠了阿...

By Hedwig
at 2010-11-16T13:38

版主可以這麼明目張膽的發空白文嗎???

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