白人對CCR的真心話 - 異國戀

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作者: FUkobeCK (廚師科比擅長牆上煎飯) 看板: Gossiping
標題: Re: [問卦] 白人對CCR的真心話
時間: Fri Jun 7 20:22:09 2013

每一段時間類似話題就會出現一次

我看過最經典的是PTT之前被翻譯的四篇文章

最早原文好像是出於一個"歪國人在台灣"論壇

引述一些內容，18禁部分經特殊處理@@

http://ppt.cc/U~6X
There are indeed some very interesting and charming ladies out here,
but to the best of my knowledge, they are depressingly rare. Why?
Because aside from being good at shallow chat followed by a deep fuck,
one, two, here, there and everywhere, most girls here just about do
a good job of sucking in all manner possible. Sex aside, let's not even
get into how much worse it gets for 95% of TW born and raised guys when
it comes to friendship with foreigners.
台灣還是有漂亮又引人注目的女士，；然而，就我所知，他們非常的稀少，
稀少到讓人沮喪。為什麼呢？這裡大部分的女孩子，只會跟你聊一些五四三
的，然後再跟你來幾次深度的體液交換（在哪裡搞都行！），而她們為一擅
長的事情，就是用各種可能的方式吹喇叭。不談性事了，我更覺得有95%的台
灣人不善於跟外國人來往。
Even many of those who can speak decent English will rarely go beyond
conversations about shopping, food, travel (if they dare to pretend knowing
anything worthwhile about the real world beyond American and Japanese
shopping malls) and maybe, just maybe, fun sex.
台灣女生有不少人會說英文；然而，她們聊天的主題總是圍繞在「購物」、「食物」
、「旅遊」，很少有例外。（就算她們裝得「知性美」，想把話題扯到更現實的東西
，除了美國商場和日本血拼商店外， 他們也想不出什麼，哦，或許在聊性事方面會
有趣一點啦。）
個人覺得這段超中肯

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Oh Well, at least have a little fun, play their game, complement
them on how brilliant it is to wear glasses without lenses, expect
to pay for lots of dinners out. And most important....Yes, indeed,
know when to say next. Their stock will drop in value quick and is a
short sale. HK Girls are a way better catch.
好吧，玩她們的遊戲，看她們戴上「沒有鏡片的眼鏡」，稱讚她們有多好看，
請她們吃晚餐，這些事的確還有點趣味。最重要的就是：「該換下一個，
就換下一個了。」她們的價值就像股票賣空一樣，下跌得很快。香港的女孩子
好多了呢！

http://ppt.cc/DjD2
And if she is poor, she is even more materialistic. I remember our company
hired a TWN girl (27) never held a steady job, complain to us how little she
makes and how her mom has no job and how she has to support her mom... then I
found out her 1st paycheck, she went out and bought a IPhone4.. Saying how it
was always her dream. All I can say was "wow" thinking how full of shhit
she was.
有錢的女孩還好，沒錢女孩更是「崇拜物質」到某種可怕的境界。我曾經在某家
公司服務，這家公司請了一個女生（27歲）。這女生從未有過穩定的工作，總是
向我們（公司人員）抱怨自己的薪水好少，抱怨她的老媽沒有工作，抱怨自己必須供
她老媽吃住；然而，她第一次領薪水的時候，我看到她把錢拿去買一台「愛瘋4」。
她說：「擁有一台「愛瘋4」是我的夢想。」她真是有夠爛的啦，我大開眼界，只有這
樣才能形容她了！

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Enjoy island for a while and fuck around. (especially those teenage
little bitches, gold diggers. You have to tear them apart and destroy their
little cunts the way that they won't be good for any cock anymore. You also
have to fuck them in the ass until they have to wear dipers for the rest of
their hello kitty miserable animal lives).
在這島上好好享受，到處開「苞」吧！(台灣的青少女特別的賤，特別愛錢。你必須
玩到她們的賤鮑鬆掉，讓她們再也不能做那檔事情。你也可以玩她們的後庭花`，玩到她
們必須要包著紙尿褲，好能度過她們悲慘的人生。)
After you satisfy your rage and acomplish your revenge transfer all money
to your country or switch it to good traveler's cheques and get the air
ticet. Tell your squeezed bitch your father just passed away so you have
to go without any delay. Or if you want to play with her a bit more just
talk her into threesome and expose her to the brutal and painful double
penetration together with some ruthless dude. You can even try asking her
for more money or turn her into hooker. You can be her pimp for a
while and see how it goes. But once you see black and thick question
mark above her dumb empty head just get ready and get a hella out of here!!!
等到你滿意了，再把錢匯到你的國家，或轉成旅行支票，買張機票回家。跟你的賤
女人說：「我老爸剛過世，我得馬上回去！」如果你還玩不過，那就帶她去跟某個殘暴
的傢伙玩3P吧，最好讓她的後庭花和鮑魚都疼到爆掉。你甚至可以試著跟她要多一點的
錢，讓她去做妓女，好讓她為你多賺一點。你可以當她的皮條客，看看情況如何。當你搞
得他暈頭轉向的時候，你就趕快離開台灣吧！

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