男人腰力要好嗎? - 婚姻

By Christine
at 2010-07-15T23:27

Table of Contents

某天，再一次翻雲覆雨之後
兩人準備起身要去洗澡

老公突然抱著我起身說：這樣不行拉~
我：甚麼不行?有甚麼問題嗎?（以為老公不舒服）
老公：每一次都要抱著你去沖澡，如果不小心可能會閃到腰
（浴室的門很窄，老公抱著我都要像螃蟹一樣慢慢側著走）
我：可是你不是說直接拔出會弄髒床單嗎?
老公：是這樣沒錯拉！但是你可以用衛生紙墊著再坐起來

我：我喜歡你抱抱阿～
老公：別人的老公有這樣嗎?還好你很小隻又只有40幾公斤
不然怎麼可能抱的動，腰都斷了
我：（狂笑中）....有這麼誇張嗎?
老公：等我40歲可能就沒辦法了
我：沒關係阿！你還有10年可以練
老公：...............

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By Lucy
at 2010-07-16T10:50

C~O~W~我瞎了~

By Caitlin
at 2010-07-19T01:48

怎麼發空白文?

By Ursula
at 2010-07-22T23:06

lisa閃光教主後繼有人

By Belly
at 2010-07-26T07:35

...沒有心理準備進來...受傷甚重

By Sierra Rose
at 2010-07-29T00:21

那我還要再瘦一點才好抱嘛QAQ 48~

By Una
at 2010-08-02T19:30

老公沒抱過（泣~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~)

By Una
at 2010-08-03T04:00

是炫耀文，好想抗議....

By Agnes
at 2010-08-03T05:27

禮拜五還沒到ㄟ

By Donna
at 2010-08-03T17:43

拔出什摩阿?什麼又會流出來阿看不懂

By Zora
at 2010-08-04T01:50

拔什麼東西>///<

By Frederic
at 2010-08-07T02:37

不小心看到尊夫身材很好的婚紗照>///<

By Aaliyah
at 2010-08-10T18:14

流什麼出來?

By Eden
at 2010-08-12T15:27

一整個被閃瞎...

By Caitlin
at 2010-08-13T18:16

拔什麼東西>///< 拔什麼東西>///< 拔什麼東西>///<

By Freda
at 2010-08-17T17:57

請男主角出來發言!我要放在超級閃光區!!

By Oliver
at 2010-08-19T07:03

"再"一次翻雲覆雨 <-- 這是甚麼!!!!!

By Audriana
at 2010-08-20T02:26

火車便當......

By Selena
at 2010-08-20T22:34

「翻雲覆雨」出處自宋．黃機．木蘭花慢．問功名何處詞

By Ida
at 2010-08-21T12:06

舉手O.0/ "再"一次是甚麼意思? 後面看不見

By Jacky
at 2010-08-25T08:28

瞎了......

By Kyle
at 2010-08-28T17:56

跟老婆只差5公斤...照抱....= = (手要斷了)

By Lydia
at 2010-09-02T13:29

大姊，我被妳打敗了，妳快轉寄給妳先生看

By Oliver
at 2010-09-06T06:18

她老公幫她拔粉刺，怕粉刺會弄髒床單 (我幫忙圓）

By Gary
at 2010-09-10T21:27

不懂..為何板主m空白文！！！

By Kristin
at 2010-09-15T19:20

害我還按出去看一下，確認我不是在西濕版..

By Rachel
at 2010-09-16T19:37

板主，這是空白文！

By Susan
at 2010-09-21T16:29

好羞.. 我闖禁區了

By Bennie
at 2010-09-24T03:27

最炫耀的是婚紗阿...

By Madame
at 2010-09-28T19:29

這是空白文啊~

By Mary
at 2010-10-01T22:56

18禁!!!18禁!!!18禁!!!18禁!!!18禁!!!>////<

By Gilbert
at 2010-10-05T10:36

某天之後怎麼就一片黑暗了......?????????

By Donna
at 2010-10-08T17:33

剛跟老公說元po一定還沒生小孩...(泣)

By Elma
at 2010-10-10T01:52

殺官毆吏拔鳳毛,他如果姓拔,妳就只好姓流了....

By Una
at 2010-10-13T11:32

空白文會何要被m呢?+1.白到反光了耶...

By Liam
at 2010-10-17T22:52

有照有推

By Carol
at 2010-10-18T15:08

坐起來會頭暈

By Mia
at 2010-10-21T07:19

害我還按出去看一下，確認我不是在西濕版+1

By Lauren
at 2010-10-23T10:17

原po家的浴室是在房間嗎?!^O^

By Anonymous
at 2010-10-25T09:49

所以說，40歲之後搬到浴室去住就對了 XD

By Christine
at 2010-10-26T09:12

直接拔出會弄髒床單嗎? 我這輩子沒有長過眼睛

By Edith
at 2010-10-29T19:02

可魯，我要你

By Doris
at 2010-11-03T12:20

也可以在浴室發閃光彈!就不用搬進去住了XDDDD

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2010-11-04T20:02

喜歡原po說的:我喜歡你抱抱阿～..有種撒嬌又可愛的fu~^^
我想原po老公會因此使命的抱下去吧^_^。你們很幸福甜蜜呢

By Jack
at 2010-11-05T20:46

你老公好娃娃臉喔....這樣算童顏巨乳嗎XD??

By Christine
at 2010-11-10T07:52

仔細看照片，中美堂耶XD.原po是輔大正咩!有點明星臉..^^

By Eartha
at 2010-11-10T11:31

但忘了明星的名字XDDDD..最後，回歸主題:男人腰力要好嗎?

By Kyle
at 2010-11-10T16:38

這應該是可遇不可求^O^。有時心有餘而力不足啊Q_Q

By Charlotte
at 2010-11-14T07:21

話說我家臥室離浴室好遠.要走30幾步路orz.這樣老公會累翻

By Hedwig
at 2010-11-16T12:40

跟婚姻板比起來，覺得sex板果然是給未成年看的....

By Jack
at 2010-11-17T19:53

一鳥力10文錢

By Jacob
at 2010-11-22T13:39

太閃了~~~~ 嗚嗚嗚

By Liam
at 2010-11-24T19:06

cutebpig:你老公好娃娃臉喔....這樣算童顏巨乳嗎XD??

By Ingrid
at 2010-11-29T11:59

拔出什麼?流出什麼?怎麼可以這麼閃阿>"<

By Edith
at 2010-12-03T15:25

好閃，可魯你在哪？

By Dinah
at 2010-12-08T04:16

大家重點都畫的非常棒 XDDD

By Isabella
at 2010-12-12T07:27

閃到我的可魯都需要再牽另一隻可魯了

By Quintina
at 2010-12-16T23:40

這是我見過最閃的尺度了

By Isabella
at 2010-12-21T18:27

(遮眼) 啊啊啊... XDDDDDDDD

By Megan
at 2010-12-26T16:28

我居然看到會害羞(遮臉)

By Thomas
at 2010-12-28T15:08

所以每次我看到電影或小說裏面兩個人做完愛很舒服地抱在

By Jake
at 2010-12-29T10:04

一起休息或躺在床上吸煙什麼之類的就會想根本與事實不符
嘛..要不就是他們都是在旅館所以沒差..
否則第一件事情一定是以奇怪的姿勢阻止液體下流一邊沖到浴

By Franklin
at 2010-12-31T08:17

室清洗啊..

By Charlie
at 2010-12-31T23:18

最近老公也在講要"再一次",我只跟他說年輕真好 (我大3歲)

By Mia
at 2011-01-02T19:09

ˋ ˊ
◢██◣ ㄧ○ㄧ
█ ◥▌ ˊ ˋ
◤●︵●▌ 如果憑藉那種光就想讓我
╲ ▽╱ 睜不開眼睛，那你就大錯
◢￣︺￣◤ 特錯了!
▏╴ ▏ 看清楚!
◤ ◥ 我可是戴著墨鏡的!

By Sarah
at 2011-01-06T00:56

好詳實的描述XDDDDD

By Odelette
at 2011-01-07T19:54

(槍)呷林貝挽出來~

By Todd Johnson
at 2011-01-08T05:20

妳老公身材好好喔...轉頭看我家的...(默)

By Victoria
at 2011-01-12T01:02

推樓上XDDDDDDDD

By Ophelia
at 2011-01-15T14:06

題外推。原po是老師嗎?妳的上課內容超有趣!(烹飪家政課?)

By Zenobia
at 2011-01-16T02:30

我要掛號去看眼科了啦~~~!!!!!!XD

By Franklin
at 2011-01-16T20:36

這篇讓我想到我生完後變胖，這種姿勢已經無法出現了=.=

By Rae
at 2011-01-19T21:04

<(◥███◤△◥███◤ )> 幸好我的墨鏡夠大XD

By Susan
at 2011-01-23T16:07

帶上墨鏡發問：不拔出來怎麼橫抱？ @.@a

By Franklin
at 2011-01-24T00:06

推樓上我也想知道

By Emma
at 2011-01-24T10:37

我猜本來老公抱老婆去浴室是遊刃有餘的不過因為"再一次"

By Gary
at 2011-01-25T13:08

之後才顯得有點力不從心 :D

By Suhail Hany
at 2011-01-28T08:52

上面兩樓,我想原po的意思是"火車便當"不是"新娘抱"XDD

By Andrew
at 2011-01-30T21:37

嗚~~就舊隆謀阿我被閃到眼瞎了 (肚子有寶寶是要什麼啦= =)

By Jacky
at 2011-01-31T19:31

推caprigemi!!這種情況應該不是橫抱能解決滴XDDDDDDD

By Edward Lewis
at 2011-02-04T08:05

還是可以橫抱啊,不過片子中這招是表演性質,邊做體操邊拍手

By Sierra Rose
at 2011-02-08T16:03

記得叫毀天滅地,嗯..這是我同學(畢業後他又去讀台大國文
博士班,很有文學氣質嘛)講的,果然很有魄力的名字..

By Andy
at 2011-02-13T03:06

婚紗照看到熟悉的建築物,新莊的同學嗎XD
這真是看過最空白的一篇文章了...

By Elvira
at 2011-02-17T00:27

不過尊夫身材真正好~(大姆哥)這應該也算童顏巨乳XD

By Cara
at 2011-02-21T14:33

再一次什麼？拔什麼東西？流什麼出來？原po出來面對！XD

By Quintina
at 2011-02-23T21:19

讓我再一次,握你的__(楊林),拔蘿蔔,流眼淚..

By Zanna
at 2011-02-25T18:37

什麼東西流出來????????????????????????????????????????

By Olive
at 2011-02-27T04:28

你們有夫妻臉耶

By Oscar
at 2011-03-02T09:20

太閃了><

By Anonymous
at 2011-03-03T07:56

我想到了!我覺得原po有點像韓國女星-申恩慶^^

By Olga
at 2011-03-06T03:20

大家的推文真的太有創意了！我跟老公都笑翻了~

By Tristan Cohan
at 2011-03-10T14:36

太太太太太閃了!!!!!! >"< (掩面)

By Hedy
at 2011-03-12T03:39

這篇怎麼還沒爆可魯快來有人拿太陽當閃光放

By Yuri
at 2011-03-14T16:06

什麼東西什麼東西我看不到啦

By Tom
at 2011-03-14T23:45

看完這篇，西斯板算什麼？

By Charlotte
at 2011-03-18T06:18

流川楓表示:

By Edith
at 2011-03-20T04:04

哀我沒有40幾公斤

By Heather
at 2011-03-22T00:05

樓上，老公有力就可以，訓練一下潛能無限呵呵

By Charlotte
at 2011-03-24T03:13

弱~我老婆時懷孕6Xkg~我照樣抱去洗澡~要多鍛鍊呀!!

By Anthony
at 2011-03-27T03:48

現在兒子13kg..還可以新娘抱老婆+兒子

By Sarah
at 2011-03-30T02:52

樓上厲害XDDDD

By Hardy
at 2011-03-31T00:05

我喜歡你洋媳婦那篇文章發人深省呢

By Cara
at 2011-04-03T08:35

(搥胸)為什麼別人都可以找到童顏巨乳的老公呢！

By Hedwig
at 2011-04-04T11:32

妳臉好大喔

By Audriana
at 2011-04-04T15:10

關於『貼心老公』那篇才是閃中之王

男人腰力要好嗎? - 婚姻

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