氣瘋！為什麼我會遇到這種老婆？！ - 婚姻

By Skylar Davis
at 2021-11-20T14:07

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昨晚氣溫有點涼，剛洗完澡的我，不小心吹到冷風，開始流鼻水

這時，貼心的老婆拿了一張白白的，好像是衛生紙的東西讓我擤鼻涕，擦鼻子、擦嘴巴

等我擦完鼻子、嘴巴之後，我發現這個觸感跟衛生紙不同，感覺非常奇怪

仔細一看，原來是一張乾掉的濕紙巾，這時我的心中有一股疑惑？

那張乾掉的濕紙巾，該不會是早上擦完女兒屁股，晾在床頭櫃上的那張濕紙巾吧？！

我問老婆，結果老婆就在那邊笑，說什麼又沒有很髒，還可以繼續用

結果我就崩潰了！

雖然老婆節儉的風格跟我很像，兩個人很合

但至少我還不會這麼噁心，拿別人用過的濕紙巾，晾乾後給第二個人用

還有一次，老婆居然拿我穿到鬆掉的舊內褲當抹布在擦餐桌，我看到當場就賞了她一個白眼

老婆這種作風，我很難接受

請問遇到這種老婆該如何調適？

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By Hedy
at 2021-11-25T01:03

好可怕

By Puput
at 2021-11-29T11:59

這篇好好笑，不噓了，強中自有強中手。

By Hedy
at 2021-12-03T22:55

你家的餐桌還是你岳父家的？

By Kelly
at 2021-12-02T01:43

根據誰家的餐桌我會有不同見解XD

By Emily
at 2021-12-06T12:39

就是這種老婆才可以忍受你啊魯叔

By Puput
at 2021-12-02T01:43

喔

By Adele
at 2021-12-06T12:39

你們很合耶

By Sandy
at 2021-12-02T01:43

你老婆好誇張啊

By Oliver
at 2021-12-06T12:39

以下開放噓文

By Callum
at 2021-12-02T01:43

你老婆有夠讚，配你剛好

By Rebecca
at 2021-12-06T12:39

會送你鴨蛋忍著

By Wallis
at 2021-12-02T01:43

好喔

By Faithe
at 2021-12-06T12:39

大家都在幫樓下無性的處理沒空回應

By Carolina Franco
at 2021-12-02T01:43

不忍噓XDD

By Poppy
at 2021-12-06T12:39

同理心　以其人之道　還至其人之身

By Gary
at 2021-12-02T01:43

風格很像，就天作之合啊

By Zora
at 2021-12-06T12:39

你們很配祝百年好合

By Leila
at 2021-12-02T01:43

第一次聽說擦完嬰兒屁股的濕紙巾晾乾再使用的

By Lydia
at 2021-12-06T12:39

只顧發文不先洗臉嗎

By Anonymous
at 2021-12-02T01:43

老婆終於回家了？那你要高興才對，趁現在有得擦多擦一點，這種好運不知道持續多久

By Zora
at 2021-12-06T12:39

濕紙巾擦完屁股為什麼部丟掉啊?濕紙巾擦完屁股為什麼不丟掉啊?

By Bennie
at 2021-12-02T01:43

覺得唉很節儉持家的

By Zora
at 2021-12-06T12:39

你不就看上老婆勤儉持家？

By Jake
at 2021-12-02T01:43

這一般來說遇不到，是你特意找到的吧

By Kumar
at 2021-12-06T12:39

反正你就吃苦當作吃補阿，你要感恩

By Michael
at 2021-12-02T01:43

建議離婚太噁

By Rebecca
at 2021-12-06T12:39

希望這些都是幻想文啦

By Lucy
at 2021-12-02T01:43

你都逼他用布尿布還苛扣小孩奶粉最後甩鍋妻女給娘家了，用二次使用的濕紙巾擦怎麼了？委屈你？

By Sarah
at 2021-12-06T12:39

天作之合，千萬別放生害人啊！

By Doris
at 2021-12-02T01:43

活該啦還不都被你逼的你也不惶多讓啊

By Todd Johnson
at 2021-12-06T12:39

真的好笑

By Christine
at 2021-12-02T01:43

讚啦XDDD

By Todd Johnson
at 2021-12-06T12:39

好好笑哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈這算情趣吧XDDDD

By Queena
at 2021-12-02T01:43

氣到發芬！不能忍

By Kama
at 2021-12-06T12:39

你也說你們很合了！沒什麼好嫌的了

By Bethany
at 2021-12-02T01:43

哈哈,你用完濕紙巾為何不直接丟掉？

By Rosalind
at 2021-12-06T12:39

老婆很節儉跟你很配

By Aaliyah
at 2021-12-02T01:43

離婚

By Ingrid
at 2021-12-06T12:39

很合沒錯啊

By Agnes
at 2021-12-02T01:43

原來天作之合啊，過去我一直誤會你了

By Aaliyah
at 2021-12-06T12:39

老公太窮，老婆才需要省成這樣

By Candice
at 2021-12-02T01:43

本來看到魯叔要噓了但是看完只能推了哈哈哈哈

By Blanche
at 2021-12-06T12:39

天作之合XD

By Gilbert
at 2021-12-02T01:43

她不是別人，是妳女兒

By Ophelia
at 2021-12-06T12:39

呵呵

By Suhail Hany
at 2021-12-02T01:43

偶爾來逛婚姻板，居然看到媽寶板的魯叔，你老婆這樣真不知道你們的女兒會長成什麼樣子，期待多年後的發文

By Charlie
at 2021-12-06T12:39

阿就跟你一樣啊

By Lauren
at 2021-12-02T01:43

哈哈哈蠻好笑的啦

By Suhail Hany
at 2021-12-06T12:39

節儉是美德，可是太過反而覺得有髒髒感

By Freda
at 2021-12-02T01:43

洗過不能穿的內褲當抹布，稀鬆平常！！

By Faithe
at 2021-12-06T12:39

哇，這樣好嗎？

By Poppy
at 2021-12-02T01:43

可能是看到你在媽寶板的內容？

By Belly
at 2021-12-06T12:39

“生孩子還怕犧牲？”當然怕，為什麼不怕，當然安全第一啊

By Catherine
at 2021-12-02T01:43

這個應該要祝永浴愛河白頭到老

By Mary
at 2021-12-06T12:39

犧牲了，誰照顧小孩？居然這麼說

By Emma
at 2021-12-02T01:43

你賺到了，勤儉持家

By Charlie
at 2021-12-06T12:39

只想回：笑死

By Emma
at 2021-12-02T01:43

內褲一條可以買好幾條抹布，用高級貨不好嗎

By Anonymous
at 2021-12-06T12:39

笑死

By Joseph
at 2021-12-02T01:43

無聊

By Hazel
at 2021-12-06T12:39

好噁

By Elizabeth
at 2021-12-02T01:43

這不是幻想文？

By Damian
at 2021-12-06T12:39

是真的話好可怕

By Rachel
at 2021-12-02T01:43

哈哈XD 你要繼續加油，跟上老婆勤儉的腳步啊

By Iris
at 2021-12-06T12:39

幫你老婆推一下，你們很合啊

By Kyle
at 2021-12-02T01:43

你老婆都沒被你氣瘋了，你瘋什麼？

By John
at 2021-12-06T12:39

這老婆很節儉持家啊我覺得你不該抱怨要是選一個揮霍濕紙巾的女生我覺得你怨言會更多耶

By Carolina Franco
at 2021-12-02T01:43

你自己選的啊

By Edith
at 2021-12-06T12:39

我笑了XD 我爸也是拿自己內褲擦地板阿

By Mason
at 2021-12-02T01:43

就跟她說你不喜歡這樣啊，叫他留著自己用

By Heather
at 2021-12-06T12:39

節儉持家，好老婆啊，你居然還嫌

By Edwina
at 2021-12-02T01:43

老公魯到女兒奶粉都要苛刻然後還想生二胎，老婆不勤儉持家一點行嗎？

By Vanessa
at 2021-12-06T12:39

+10鍋蓋 hen pay

By Leila
at 2021-12-02T01:43

不錯啊，不會賺錢就是要省錢節儉，這篇不噓你了

By Candice
at 2021-12-06T12:39

廢文

By Ina
at 2021-12-02T01:43

難得要推魯叔

By Barb Cronin
at 2021-12-06T12:39

配合你的啊

By Xanthe
at 2021-12-02T01:43

代表你老婆覺得你的屌很乾淨，但你其實覺得自己髒xD

By Jacob
at 2021-12-06T12:39

我居然笑了@@對不起

By Andy
at 2021-12-02T01:43

好噁心

By Lucy
at 2021-12-06T12:39

離婚需要問

By Ursula
at 2021-12-02T01:43

阿你就是個備胎不需要被注重，下去乖

By Linda
at 2021-12-06T12:39

你確定他在跟你開玩笑

By Faithe
at 2021-12-02T01:43

噓標題

By Emily
at 2021-12-06T12:39

在媳婦版，會叫你忍耐，謹諄三從四德，要是性別反過

By Carolina Franco
at 2021-12-02T01:43

來，就會被說是噁男，叫你離婚惹

By Elma
at 2021-12-06T12:39

我覺得蠻好笑的

By Hedda
at 2021-12-02T01:43

傻眼噁心

By Doris
at 2021-12-06T12:39

擦完屁股的濕紙巾晾起來不就是要等晚上給你用？早上共犯晚上就別抱怨了，一家髒死人

By Ina
at 2021-12-02T01:43

絕配

By Kama
at 2021-12-06T12:39

內褲如果有洗過擦地板之類的可以擦桌子有點不行

By Elma
at 2021-12-02T01:43

你會舔餐桌嗎？不會就沒差阿

By Oscar
at 2021-12-06T12:39

單身比較好唷

By Dorothy
at 2021-12-02T01:43

XDDDDDD

By Yuri
at 2021-12-06T12:39

這個帳號有印象@@ 保重...

By Odelette
at 2021-12-02T01:43

物以類聚啊

By Ingrid
at 2021-12-06T12:39

你最近發廢文頻率這麼高幹嘛？老婆有在理你嗎

By George
at 2021-12-02T01:43

以為到了笨版

By Rebecca
at 2021-12-06T12:39

這個帳號發的文看看就算了

By Hedy
at 2021-12-02T01:43

內褲可以接受欸洗乾淨就好不然哪來當踩腳墊也不錯

By Brianna
at 2021-12-06T12:39

難道這不是你之前發文說自己老婆是「賊」的回力鏢嗎？！

By Heather
at 2021-12-02T01:43

跟布尿布一樣原理，洗洗就能用了，家用不夠只好回收再給你用囉

By Leila
at 2021-12-06T12:39

笑死

By George
at 2021-12-02T01:43

你不高興的話就離婚啊

By Delia
at 2021-12-06T12:39

離婚啊，笑你不敢

By Adele
at 2021-12-02T01:43

這位的發文風格已經看內文就大概知道他，某個程度上的厲害

By Queena
at 2021-12-06T12:39

換你拿她壞掉的胸罩當抹布啊

By Lily
at 2021-12-02T01:43

定期出產廢文的ID

By Elizabeth
at 2021-12-06T12:39

不用調適等版友的抱怨文出來教學刷點優越感心情就會很好了你好像這樣做好久了對吧

By Hedy
at 2021-12-02T01:43

哈哈哈老婆還蠻好笑的

By Olga
at 2021-12-06T12:39

噁心當有趣盪生夫妻真討厭

By Poppy
at 2021-12-02T01:43

看到ID直接噓...

By Liam
at 2021-12-06T12:39

好久不見～你老婆回家惹，恭喜恭喜XD

By Jacky
at 2021-12-02T01:43

長期有看原po的文，有種荒謬的喜感奉勸大家笑笑就好，別認真啊XDDDDDD

By Hedwig
at 2021-12-06T12:39

當初為什麼會結婚(?

By Frederic
at 2021-12-02T01:43

非常適合你讚頌你老婆

By Olivia
at 2021-12-06T12:39

-_- 這...你老婆太節儉

By Liam
at 2021-12-02T01:43

拿擦過屁屁的濕紙巾...也太節儉了...

By Agnes
at 2021-12-06T12:39

在老婆的眼中，女兒的屁屁比你的臉乾淨XD

By Liam
at 2021-12-02T01:43

好老婆，你得珍惜，笑笑地過

By Necoo
at 2021-12-06T12:39

真夠噁心的，該不會牙線還會分幾次用吧

By Edwina
at 2021-12-02T01:43

噁爛好不尊重人喔

By Mason
at 2021-12-06T12:39

自己娶的老婆，除非離婚，不然也就只能這樣了XD

By Elma
at 2021-12-02T01:43

擦屁股不會只用一張老婆一定留了很多給你享用

By Franklin
at 2021-12-06T12:39

純血客家人

By Wallis
at 2021-12-02T01:43

所以你擦完女兒屁股幹嘛不丟掉

By Hazel
at 2021-12-06T12:39

好喔

By Isla
at 2021-12-02T01:43

你可以存很多錢恭喜

By Lily
at 2021-12-06T12:39

.... 這ID

By Sandy
at 2021-12-02T01:43

老婆以其人之道，還治其人之身。不過說不定這是原波的炫耀文

氣瘋！為什麼我會遇到這種老婆？！ - 婚姻

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