床壞了... - 婚姻

By Andrew
at 2009-07-19T20:32

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因為Apple先生身高有185cm，
所以我們的床架是king size的，
對158cm的我來說真是超大的，橫著躺都可以!(只是會被打)

前天晚上我們看電視聊天聊太晚，
隔天早上Apple先生怎麼叫都叫不醒，
(我是生理時鐘非常準時的人，平日假日都九點就醒了)
於是肚子很餓想吃早餐還有遛狗的我只好拿出女人的本錢來叫親愛的老公起床...

然後二月才買的床就被我們搖壞了，
床底的支架整個斷掉。

今天逛夢時代順道繞去當初買床的店家，請他們派人來處理，
店員很驚訝的說:「怎麼會壞呢?是有小孩子在上面跳嗎?」

Apple先生不疾不徐的回答他:「因為我們是新婚夫妻。」

............你可不可以不要講得那麼白，獅子座臉皮很薄的啊啊啊啊啊!!!!

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By Thomas
at 2009-07-22T12:41

有笑有推 XDDDDDDDD

By Hazel
at 2009-07-26T12:24

XDDDDDDDDD

By Carol
at 2009-07-28T03:30

大笑大推！

By Genevieve
at 2009-08-01T07:02

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Sierra Rose
at 2009-08-02T19:32

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Michael
at 2009-08-06T23:45

修完一定沒多久又壞了...(挺)

By Faithe
at 2009-08-09T20:57

......樓上你不要拿這個來驕傲好嗎

By Kumar
at 2009-08-10T15:37

樓樓上的那隻魚是男主角嗎?呵呵~

By Ina
at 2009-08-14T11:15

是的，而且他對於自己把床搖壞這件事感到非常光榮....

By Steve
at 2009-08-19T06:55

瞎了~~~

By Ida
at 2009-08-22T22:03

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2009-08-25T00:13

閃到不行 @@ 咬牙羨慕啊

By Ula
at 2009-08-28T19:47

閃閃閃!!!

By Blanche
at 2009-09-02T04:54

我同學跟她男友也是做同樣的事...而且壞了還滾到地上繼續做

By Daph Bay
at 2009-09-03T00:38

話說我看過家具行貼出 XX不壞的保證布條耶
不過當然布條用詞蠻含蓄只是老闆很不含蓄

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2009-09-03T13:10

XDDDDD我大笑了

By Necoo
at 2009-09-07T19:13

容我修正一下，把「不疾不徐」改成「厚顏無恥」好了。

By Zora
at 2009-09-11T09:46

不疾不徐比較有fu耶不要改啦

By Kyle
at 2009-09-15T01:46

●.● 連可魯都瞎了

By Gilbert
at 2009-09-19T16:37

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Ursula
at 2009-09-21T04:08

不疾不徐才有含蓄感。哈。坦白講我看到你老公推文狂笑！

By Joseph
at 2009-09-24T12:25

哇男主角出來了XD

By Tristan Cohan
at 2009-09-25T13:24

XDDDDDDDDDD

By Charlotte
at 2009-09-27T13:36

油泥魚...魚大！可是你很瘦啊！把床壓壞想必是...

By Edward Lewis
at 2009-10-01T04:02

好好笑

By Leila
at 2009-10-01T10:52

男主角出現了XDDDDDD

By Caroline
at 2009-10-04T22:22

超閃的◥ ▉▉ ◤_◥ ▉▉ ◤

By Jake
at 2009-10-06T22:28

瞎了 XDDDD

By Poppy
at 2009-10-07T22:40

好閃～ XDDDDDD

By Elizabeth
at 2009-10-11T22:45

>/////<

By Leila
at 2009-10-12T22:51

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Ethan
at 2009-10-16T09:51

魚嫂從魔術方塊版閃回婚姻版了>///<

By Oscar
at 2009-10-17T14:43

XDDDD

By Edwina
at 2009-10-20T15:34

XDDDDDDDDD買那種是床箱的吧！下面還可以有收那空間

By Tom
at 2009-10-23T12:51

推樓上，不要買下面是空的那種床架可能比較好XDDD

By Kelly
at 2009-10-27T13:07

讚哦XD

By James
at 2009-10-28T11:35

好～～～厲害

By Jake
at 2009-10-31T17:31

XDDDDDDDDDD

By Wallis
at 2009-11-02T17:55

好好笑又超閃的XDDDD

By Mason
at 2009-11-04T04:22

●.●瞎了

By Anonymous
at 2009-11-08T18:29

阿婆先生是誰？第一人稱裝第三人稱嗎？有點看不懂...=..=

By Valerie
at 2009-11-09T06:57

原PO就是Apple

By Joe
at 2009-11-10T03:04

●-●

By Sandy
at 2009-11-12T01:52

有笑有推 :)

By Donna
at 2009-11-15T06:59

Apple先生＝六樓 XD

By Dorothy
at 2009-11-17T05:28

好強哦！

By Xanthe
at 2009-11-18T04:07

有笑有推XD

By Adele
at 2009-11-21T23:24

瞎了啊....

By Dora
at 2009-11-24T02:48

完全瞎了！看不見！看不見！

By Lily
at 2009-11-25T08:49

●-● 看不見～什麼都看不見 XD

By Robert
at 2009-11-27T06:44

超好笑噴飯 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Jacob
at 2009-11-27T14:36

挖嗚~

By Xanthe
at 2009-11-28T11:00

好幸福唷 >///<

By Hamiltion
at 2009-11-28T13:21

好閃

By Ophelia
at 2009-12-01T03:55

墨鏡碎了

By Enid
at 2009-12-04T07:04

嗚嗚~我男友的床也塌了,但是是他太重站上去開冷氣的關係

By Oscar
at 2009-12-04T16:35

(剛好搖控器壞了,只好站床上手伸長開冷氣,結果就...)

By Sierra Rose
at 2009-12-06T21:44

原po怎麼直接跳過最重要的部份啊XDDDD 害我上下亂按

By Sarah
at 2009-12-11T16:54

哈哈哈，大推啊，這個太好笑了:p請給我墨鏡啊

By Selena
at 2009-12-12T10:02

好甜蜜喔~下次壞了就改睡塔塔米吧:)

By Eartha
at 2009-12-15T14:01

我和閃光也是185配158耶!(握手)

床壞了... - 婚姻

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