床壞了... - 婚姻

Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2009-07-19T20:32

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因為Apple先生身高有185cm,
所以我們的床架是king size的,
對158cm的我來說真是超大的,橫著躺都可以!(只是會被打)

前天晚上我們看電視聊天聊太晚,
隔天早上Apple先生怎麼叫都叫不醒,
(我是生理時鐘非常準時的人,平日假日都九點就醒了)
於是肚子很餓想吃早餐還有遛狗的我只好拿出女人的本錢來叫親愛的老公起床...



















然後二月才買的床就被我們搖壞了,
床底的支架整個斷掉。







今天逛夢時代順道繞去當初買床的店家,請他們派人來處理,
店員很驚訝的說:「怎麼會壞呢?是有小孩子在上面跳嗎?」


Apple先生不疾不徐的回答他:「因為我們是新婚夫妻。」











............你可不可以不要講得那麼白,獅子座臉皮很薄的啊啊啊啊啊!!!!

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Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2009-07-22T12:41
有笑有推 XDDDDDDDD
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2009-07-26T12:24
XDDDDDDDDD
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2009-07-28T03:30
大笑大推!
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2009-08-01T07:02
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2009-08-02T19:32
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2009-08-06T23:45
修完一定沒多久又壞了...(挺)
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2009-08-09T20:57
......樓上你不要拿這個來驕傲好嗎
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2009-08-10T15:37
樓樓上的那隻魚是男主角嗎?呵呵~
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2009-08-14T11:15
是的,而且他對於自己把床搖壞這件事感到非常光榮....
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2009-08-19T06:55
瞎了~~~
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2009-08-22T22:03
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2009-08-25T00:13
閃到不行 @@ 咬牙羨慕啊
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2009-08-28T19:47
閃閃閃!!!
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2009-09-02T04:54
我同學跟她男友也是做同樣的事...而且壞了還滾到地上繼續做
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2009-09-03T00:38
話說我看過家具行貼出 XX不壞的保證布條耶
不過當然布條用詞蠻含蓄 只是老闆很不含蓄
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2009-09-03T13:10
XDDDDD我大笑了
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2009-09-07T19:13
容我修正一下,把「不疾不徐」改成「厚顏無恥」好了。
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2009-09-11T09:46
不疾不徐比較有fu耶 不要改啦
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2009-09-15T01:46
●.● 連可魯都瞎了
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2009-09-19T16:37
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2009-09-21T04:08
不疾不徐才有含蓄感。哈。坦白講我看到你老公推文狂笑!
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2009-09-24T12:25
哇 男主角出來了XD
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2009-09-25T13:24
XDDDDDDDDDD
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2009-09-27T13:36
油泥魚...魚大!可是你很瘦啊!把床壓壞想必是...
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2009-10-01T04:02
好好笑
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2009-10-01T10:52
男主角出現了XDDDDDD
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2009-10-04T22:22
超閃的◥ ▉▉ ◤_◥ ▉▉ ◤
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2009-10-06T22:28
瞎了 XDDDD
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2009-10-07T22:40
好閃~ XDDDDDD
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2009-10-11T22:45
>/////<
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2009-10-12T22:51
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2009-10-16T09:51
魚嫂從魔術方塊版閃回婚姻版了>///<
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2009-10-17T14:43
XDDDD
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2009-10-20T15:34
XDDDDDDDDD買那種是床箱的吧!下面還可以有收那空間
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2009-10-23T12:51
推樓上,不要買下面是空的那種床架可能比較好XDDD
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2009-10-27T13:07
讚哦XD
James avatar
By James
at 2009-10-28T11:35
好~~~厲害
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2009-10-31T17:31
XDDDDDDDDDD
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2009-11-02T17:55
好好笑又超閃的XDDDD
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2009-11-04T04:22
●.●瞎了
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2009-11-08T18:29
阿婆先生是誰?第一人稱裝第三人稱嗎?有點看不懂...=..=
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2009-11-09T06:57
原PO就是Apple
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2009-11-10T03:04
●-●
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2009-11-12T01:52
有笑有推 :)
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2009-11-15T06:59
Apple先生=六樓 XD
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2009-11-17T05:28
好強哦!
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2009-11-18T04:07
有笑有推XD
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2009-11-21T23:24
瞎了啊....
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2009-11-24T02:48
完全瞎了!看不見!看不見!
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2009-11-25T08:49
●-● 看不見~什麼都看不見 XD
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2009-11-27T06:44
超好笑 噴飯 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2009-11-27T14:36
挖嗚~
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2009-11-28T11:00
好幸福唷 >///<
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2009-11-28T13:21
好閃
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2009-12-01T03:55
墨鏡碎了
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2009-12-04T07:04
嗚嗚~我男友的床也塌了,但是是他太重站上去開冷氣的關係
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2009-12-04T16:35
(剛好搖控器壞了,只好站床上手伸長開冷氣,結果就...)
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2009-12-06T21:44
原po怎麼直接跳過最重要的部份啊XDDDD 害我上下亂按
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2009-12-11T16:54
哈哈哈,大推啊,這個太好笑了:p請給我墨鏡啊
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2009-12-12T10:02
好甜蜜喔~下次壞了就改睡塔塔米吧:)
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2009-12-15T14:01
我和閃光也是185配158耶!(握手)

老公的禮物

Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2009-07-19T02:59
今天去買婚戒的珠寶專櫃把我之前消失的鑽戒繳回 (我跟我老公買鑽戒的專櫃可以以小換大, 原本的戒指被家中貓咪玩到不見又莫名其妙出現) 老公順便買了一條玫瑰金跟白K金的雙色項鍊給我 說結婚五個月了,買這條鍊子送給我當作紀念... 我也順便把繳回的鑽戒換成一個墜子... 不過大老爺有言在先:不准我不帶. ...

又吃的下飯了^^

Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2009-07-18T21:44
久違不見的老公變瘦了, 而他也說我變瘦了。 其實是平常超遠距離,久久才能搭飛機來找老公, 一個人在吃飯時其實是不太想吃很多, 結果這幾天和老公每天相處, 每天吃美食(不一定很貴), 反而比較胖~哈哈 但主因是:跟喜歡的人在一起,就什麼都對了..... 在此感謝幫我帶小孩的公婆和我爸媽(兩邊 ...

想懷孕 , 要去哪裡做不孕檢查 ?

Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2009-07-17T22:53
※ 引述《cutena ( 單純的快樂)》之銘言: : ( 不好意思, 爬文沒看到相關討論 , 故於此發問. andgt; : 結婚一年多了 : 一直還沒有好消息傳出 . : 想說最近要去做生理檢查 , 看是否有不孕的生理問題. : 請問 : : 1. 到一般婦產科就可以嗎 ? : 還是要有標榜做不孕檢 ...

老公請假回來...幫我打蟑螂= =

Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2009-07-17T17:50
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親愛的 謝謝你的辛苦~

Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2009-07-17T11:45
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