希望這是最後一次 - 婚姻

By Dinah
at 2011-07-21T14:31

Table of Contents

某天下午手機響起來電顯示是小姑

明明上午才在msn聊媽媽經她們吃完午飯回去也沒多久

這樣直接打手機非常不單純但怕是有什麼急事所以還是接了

果然一接起來她就叫我別說話

隨便找個理由帶小孩出門一下再順道散步到她家樓下

跟公公打了招呼急忙出門

一見到小姑她就一臉無奈的說：媽瘋了

我：終於瘋了這次是怎樣？

小姑：媽說妳買了房子要搬走之後哥的錢絕對會幫妳付貸款

所以要我和哥合買一間大房子登記我和他的名字

我和我老公的房子繼續收租現在住的不續約

然後爸媽現在住的也租出去大家一起住在大房子....

我：沒有很瘋啊

小姑：大家抱括你們

我：那她該住院了我還在想媽最近在忙什麼比較不找我麻煩原來在忙著發瘋

小姑：別說妳不肯我和我老公都不願意了何況是妳

我：啊爸爸怎麼說？一起瘋還是一樣置身事外？

小姑：媽叫我別跟爸講，當做父親節禮物....

我：還兼七夕貢品咧

當晚婆婆為了貸款的事不得已只好到我房間來跟我懇談

婆婆：妳把青年成家什麼有的沒的優惠貸款都貸掉了？

我：對啊

婆婆：那我兒子怎麼辦!!!

我：大家夫妻一場房租我會算他便宜一點

婆婆：我兒子要去跟妳住妳敢收他房租!!!

我：媽~我住進來都每個月給妳一萬了幹嘛不跟他收

婆婆：..........我不管!妳把優惠房貸用光了這樣他要買房子的話

就要跟銀行貸利息會比較高所以利息妳也要付

我：這樣啊

婆婆：把他給你的錢通通給我我要幫他準備頭期款

我：他知道他要買房子嗎？

婆婆：我幫他做主就好了買一間大房子這樣大家住在一起比較方便

妳都不聽我的話自做主張就買了那間破房子租出去我們一起住啦

我：媽~我只負責幫他規畫理財錢在他的戶頭存摺在他那裡

請妳跟他要吧

婆婆：妳跟他拿啦

我：是妳要拿去用所以麻煩請妳自己跟他要這種事我插不上嘴

婆婆：那妳先拿妳的存款給我再跟他要來我直接拿妳的錢扣利息

我：.........................媽~妳累了嗎？要不要先休息等他回來再聊

結果這場懇談越談越大聲我避重就輕的回婆婆

她又開始數落我的不是最後啪的一聲理智線崩斷

腦海裡只有洪熙官說的：忍無可忍無需再忍

拿起手機直接打給丈夫：媽想聊天你跟爸要不要早點回來

電話另一頭的丈夫說在樓下了

婆婆此時大怒：我又沒對妳怎樣妳怎麼這麼愛告狀還當著我的面!!

我：我只是請他早點回來什麼也沒說您不也常打給我媽聊天嗎~

結果當然是公公一回來她又乖得跟貓一樣裝無辜說她什麼也沒說只是聊聊天

環伺房間四周新買不到一個月的電視是搬不走了

地上的旅行袋從我搬進來到現在東西一樣裝不滿

丈夫行李箱也是幾乎放完他的東西也裝不滿即使裡面還有小孩的東西

最多最重最大箱的也就那些愛書這兩年來居然增加不到十本

仔細看看原來這房間裡大部份的東西都和我們無關

希望這是最後一次用這個IP發文

明天開始我要過我的新生活

不用忙著煮三餐不用洗一堆碗不用整理總是馬上被弄亂的客廳

不用動不動有人闖進來挖寶

只有對公公很不好意思不過豈能盡如人意但求無愧於心

盡管到新房子來找我碴吧

那裡住著新房客我們一家三口住的地方妳休想來稱王

以上

阿木~~哇出運啊~~

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Tags: 婚姻

All Comments

By Ophelia
at 2011-07-25T16:28

終於要搬進去啦祝新生活順利喔

By Lucy
at 2011-07-28T18:27

恭喜!!!!

By Rae
at 2011-07-29T15:25

恭喜妳!!

By Jake
at 2011-08-02T12:56

恭喜！！！你跟婆婆的對話讓我笑了，你真的很厲害！

By Suhail Hany
at 2011-08-04T09:43

恭喜恭喜！記得搬家之後掃地去霉氣！

By Regina
at 2011-08-08T14:57

哈哈哈雖然身為不相干的人但看完都一股暢快~~!!!

By Ula
at 2011-08-10T12:22

恭喜~ 以後也不要接她的電話吧，直接設拒接

By William
at 2011-08-10T18:12

日後千萬不要再妥協遷就他任一點無理病態要求!!!

By Olivia
at 2011-08-14T12:12

恭喜妳脫離苦海！^^

By Rebecca
at 2011-08-15T17:57

恭喜喔，加油！！

By Brianna
at 2011-08-18T09:41

分類錯誤。應該是[閃光]。 ●-● 戴好。

By Ina
at 2011-08-20T08:23

妳婆婆不是瘋個一天兩天，他瘋很久了，怪的是他自己好像也知
凹不到他兒子，跑去凹你...

By Anonymous
at 2011-08-22T00:18

好在小姑還蠻上道的，會跟你通風報信，不然以他這種創意
真是很容易被他嚇傻

By Joseph
at 2011-08-22T04:24

其實我覺得更奇怪的是婆婆為什麼會認為原PO可以凹XD

By Barb Cronin
at 2011-08-22T14:39

我搬離婆家後我婆婆打死也不想來我家

By Caitlin
at 2011-08-26T18:26

因為很明顯原PO一直讓婆婆覺得"被忤逆" 但是卻還是一直鬧

By Bethany
at 2011-08-27T00:39

可能因為原PO早期的文章看起來是蠻好凹的...好在後來有硬起來

By Una
at 2011-08-28T18:19

恭喜能過新生活,不過未來也要偶爾全家回去公婆家看看

By Linda
at 2011-08-29T00:27

說真的原PO還可以回算不錯要是我聽那些話應該只會狂笑吧

By Hazel
at 2011-09-02T13:01

恭喜,你和小姑婆婆的對話反應都好快好妙喔

By Liam
at 2011-09-02T21:16

搬是要搬但不是搬到新房子我們另外租了一間新居出租

By Zora
at 2011-09-04T23:29

恭喜唷

By Belly
at 2011-09-08T02:02

只要能搬離開就好

By Liam
at 2011-09-10T13:35

咦這樣做是為了不讓她發現地址嗎？

By Ingrid
at 2011-09-15T12:14

出租的錢繳貸款還有剩可以補貼房租這一切當然默默進行XD

By Dora
at 2011-09-18T19:09

恭喜解脫　～
老公也要跟你同陣線喔~

By Skylar Davis
at 2011-09-21T07:30

那是其一其二是死也不想給她鑰匙

By Rae
at 2011-09-21T19:29

XDD聰明不過被發現後你婆婆應該又要發瘋了

By Elvira
at 2011-09-23T15:38

真的瘋得不輕...恭喜你脫離苦海!

By Victoria
at 2011-09-25T17:38

婆婆會不會租輛計程車跟蹤搬家卡車？
如果是我婆婆的話可能會這樣做 XD

By Andy
at 2011-09-27T15:49

妳婆婆又再說夢話了 XDDDDD 恭喜!

By Gary
at 2011-09-29T12:00

恭喜離開杜鵑窩展開新生活

By Hedda
at 2011-10-03T01:43

當然不要給他鑰匙囉不然他一定把你家當成他自己家
三不五時無欲警過來然後左右亂嫌一番

By Lauren
at 2011-10-04T21:12

恭喜恭喜啊!!

By Una
at 2011-10-07T02:17

太帥了~

By Linda
at 2011-10-08T08:45

原po要注意啊上面有版友提到.婆婆會不會包小黃跟蹤?

By Eden
at 2011-10-13T03:21

讚啦!

By Ingrid
at 2011-10-17T05:49

又是一場碟對碟 XDD 要提醒房客注意有婆婆會出現"關心"

By Sierra Rose
at 2011-10-20T03:11

你有個好小姑XD

By Eden
at 2011-10-22T21:50

新居落成愉快~ 快搬吧哈哈不過婆婆會不會直搗黃龍?

By Yedda
at 2011-10-23T23:02

基本我們的行李很少明天還是要去新居看看房客有沒有需要

By Joe
at 2011-10-25T00:08

什麼才會到我們的租屋處而且明天婆婆要上山唸經嘸驚!

By Olive
at 2011-10-25T01:12

加油!!!!!

By Anthony
at 2011-10-27T16:55

看了都快哭了祝福你！！！

By Barb Cronin
at 2011-10-28T11:31

?不是要搬去新居喔，哇，感覺應該還會有後續發展

By Regina
at 2011-10-31T18:51

看到媽你累了嗎，害我想到張爸:p 恭喜你脫離苦海啦

By Aaliyah
at 2011-11-05T00:33

反正他要上山唸經, 電視帶走啊~他能怎樣

By Adele
at 2011-11-08T01:31

恭喜妳!!!

By Valerie
at 2011-11-11T09:56

恭喜妳喲~!!

By Joseph
at 2011-11-12T05:50

這裡文章比八掛版還精采，不過還是希望上來ｐｏ後續....

By Kumar
at 2011-11-14T11:56

婆婆會不會去鬧房客?

By Tracy
at 2011-11-15T02:58

我看不懂了原po推文..新居又有房客又搬家 ???
所以原po的新居住著外人?

By Jacky
at 2011-11-18T09:36

原PO決定新買的房子租給別人,自己另租一間房來住
不懂為何不把電視搬走

By Yuri
at 2011-11-22T16:48

因為原來那台電視被我看壞了我就直接買台新的

By Tracy
at 2011-11-23T05:35

婆婆說那台電視二十幾年她都沒弄壞我還自做主張丟掉
所以新電視當做我賠給她的我是當她說夢話啦不過小姑回

By Hedy
at 2011-11-26T01:30

來不用在客廳搶電視也好所以不搬也還好

By Una
at 2011-11-30T05:18

恭喜啦，小心她去妳們的新房子鬧房客。

By Yuri
at 2011-12-02T19:05

congrats!!終於要解脫了!!!

By Ursula
at 2011-12-07T06:25

COOL ~

By Elizabeth
at 2011-12-10T21:07

恭喜你要開始新生活了，把不重要的人遠遠拋在腦後 :D

By Leila
at 2011-12-13T08:59

bye

By Irma
at 2011-12-17T09:45

小姑人滿好的~

By Regina
at 2011-12-20T05:37

賀~~~~~

By Charlotte
at 2011-12-20T23:44

cong

By Quintina
at 2011-12-24T13:37

賀新居落成~~~

By Thomas
at 2011-12-29T09:23

對話很幽默啊恭喜xdd

By Mia
at 2011-12-31T17:21

你很厲害耶

By Belly
at 2012-01-04T11:50

真的出運啦！！！恭喜！！！！！！

By Elvira
at 2012-01-06T03:48

所以原po現在要搬的不是自己的新居，而是另租?

By Valerie
at 2012-01-08T14:21

恭喜恭喜!!!!

By Hedda
at 2012-01-11T18:50

電視:帶我走,不要留下我(吶喊)

By Ula
at 2012-01-15T14:24

恭喜!!!!!!!!　　　普天同慶～～～

By Irma
at 2012-01-19T08:14

恭喜^^

By Jake
at 2012-01-22T21:29

恭喜妳~妳超棒的 :)

By Emma
at 2012-01-26T10:45

恭喜～要幸福喔～

By Skylar Davis
at 2012-01-27T08:11

拍手!!!!!

By Elvira
at 2012-01-27T16:53

恭喜

By Gilbert
at 2012-01-31T03:08

恭喜恭喜～不過明天起婆婆不知道會不會瘋得更厲害XD

By Ina
at 2012-02-02T15:38

恭喜~不過老公戶籍別遷到真正的住家,婆婆是可以調閱的

By Joe
at 2012-02-03T11:30

大賀!!!恭喜妳~(還是要萬分小心鑰匙啊包括婆婆找人來開鎖

By Kumar
at 2012-02-05T14:33

恭喜!!!有這種小姑真不錯!!!

By Zanna
at 2012-02-06T11:44

恭喜恭喜你EQ超高的!!!!

By Hardy
at 2012-02-06T22:54

哩出運阿!恭喜! 只是戶籍問題真的要小心真不想被發現別
遷老公的戶籍比較好

By Hardy
at 2012-02-08T15:49

好小姑 XDDDDDDDD

By Una
at 2012-02-08T23:22

因為我家也有個瘋子去查戶籍想找麻煩只是被強悍的保全攔
住所以鬧不了事說 = =

By Zenobia
at 2012-02-13T09:51

恭喜恭喜～～

By Wallis
at 2012-02-13T11:59

恭喜!!!

By Charlie
at 2012-02-16T15:19

妳婆婆真的好誇張幸好你脫離了..

By Leila
at 2012-02-19T23:24

恭喜不過真的要小心房客被婆婆騷擾喔

By Kama
at 2012-02-23T10:15

不知道那段對話有沒有錄音感覺要是有錄起來超精彩的XD

By Zanna
at 2012-02-27T21:14

推!

By Noah
at 2012-02-28T12:44

恭喜恭喜~~~:D

By Caitlin
at 2012-03-03T16:58

原PO婆婆真的應該去看醫生了~~有沒有這麼誇張阿!!!!!

By Oscar
at 2012-03-05T00:35

恭喜原PO!!!還好你婆家人(除了婆婆)都挺你們OAQ

By Liam
at 2012-03-06T11:36

恭喜!!

By Edith
at 2012-03-06T16:15

恭喜!!

By Odelette
at 2012-03-07T23:13

恭喜!!!!!!

By Audriana
at 2012-03-12T19:18

恭喜~~~~~~~~~~

By Quanna
at 2012-03-14T16:31

恭喜遠離杜鵑窩!!!!!共賀好小姑!!!

By Rosalind
at 2012-03-17T09:29

可以瘋到連女兒都怕真的很瘋囧

By Jake
at 2012-03-21T08:38

推樓上

By Emily
at 2012-03-24T04:14

買一支錄音筆吧!你婆婆要發瘋時就把那支筆擺出來，跟她說

By Donna
at 2012-03-24T07:29

"你說吧~我幫你錄起來，等你兒子回來我直接放給他聽就好

By Carol
at 2012-03-27T23:17

了!我們兩個都省力"

By Margaret
at 2012-03-28T04:19

恭喜!

By Kristin
at 2012-03-28T14:37

錄音筆支持

By Thomas
at 2012-03-29T14:45

原PO 真的要準備一支錄音筆不過偷偷錄就好下次才能

By Hazel
at 2012-03-31T05:16

有反駁的證據不過還是不希望有"下次"啦:p 恭喜啦！

By Lily
at 2012-04-01T19:51

minnycat的招式太挑釁了啦~~~ (我喜歡

By Doris
at 2012-04-06T18:51

試過啊錄了不少東西了

By Robert
at 2012-04-07T13:32

灑花~*

By Harry
at 2012-04-12T04:49

恭喜^^

By Linda
at 2012-04-15T15:24

好想聽 XD

By Damian
at 2012-04-20T02:25

恭喜!!!

By Belly
at 2012-04-21T17:07

恭喜原po!我也好希望自己有能力買房子...

By Noah
at 2012-04-26T02:20

恭喜脫離瘋婆婆~~

By Bennie
at 2012-04-30T23:42

一直在follow中，今天終於可以說恭喜了......:)

By Sierra Rose
at 2012-05-03T02:44

突然覺得她去唸經都唸假的了阿心都不靜淨想歪理還念經 XD

By Bennie
at 2012-05-07T09:15

只能給讚了～恭喜脫離苦海，真想看到你婆婆氣到跳腳的樣子

By Tom
at 2012-05-08T06:29

恭喜!!! 終於脫離風一樣的婆婆了

By Kumar
at 2012-05-09T06:55

恭喜！！！記得準備錄音筆還有鑰匙千萬別給

By Regina
at 2012-05-13T19:23

恭喜啊!!明天就解脫了!!記得用新IP來發個慶賀文XD

By Lauren
at 2012-05-17T14:29

恭喜~

By Noah
at 2012-05-19T01:13

搞不少是因為有唸經,所以只會亂想,而不是抓狂失控呢

By Kyle
at 2012-05-23T12:38

恭喜!!!

By David
at 2012-05-23T19:09

恭喜恭喜，也恭喜妳有好小姑。

By Joseph
at 2012-05-26T19:03

以前早期的文章真的覺得妳隱忍太久了，現在出運了真讚！

By Oscar
at 2012-05-31T03:59

"那不然妳的錢給我"....窩的勞天爺啊! (昏)

By Gilbert
at 2012-06-01T21:37

恭喜~~~~~~~~~~~

By Barb Cronin
at 2012-06-02T02:59

紅紅的喜氣，還有六推！

By Suhail Hany
at 2012-06-03T04:59

原po超強!

By Brianna
at 2012-06-07T21:09

讓它爆!!

By Erin
at 2012-06-10T03:30

辛苦你了希望你之後一切順利阿!

By Hedy
at 2012-06-10T18:48

帥氣！！！

By Heather
at 2012-06-10T23:09

恭喜

By Irma
at 2012-06-14T18:08

爆！

By Elizabeth
at 2012-06-18T20:23

小姑也真好

By Zenobia
at 2012-06-21T14:18

恭喜恭喜!! 希望妳以後常上來PO閃光文

By Madame
at 2012-06-21T20:24

恭喜新生活!

By Catherine
at 2012-06-26T02:39

恭喜~你EQ超好的耶~我可能會跟婆婆對罵XD

By John
at 2012-06-28T09:59

恭喜！^^

By Caroline
at 2012-06-28T11:21

恭喜啦！

By Faithe
at 2012-07-01T10:01

恭喜啊

By Christine
at 2012-07-06T02:23

恭喜阿～

By Poppy
at 2012-07-10T17:23

恭禧麻衣!!!!

By Wallis
at 2012-07-11T08:05

不過我真的不懂你婆婆她到底要做啥.發瘋了.

By Selena
at 2012-07-13T00:15

恭喜啊！我也希望能快點出運啦！

By Madame
at 2012-07-17T20:22

恭喜老爺,賀喜夫人阿~~~ 快掉眼淚了!!!

By Iris
at 2012-07-18T21:10

你婆婆真的瘋了這應該要看醫生

By Thomas
at 2012-07-23T21:09

祝妳早日脫離苦海…

By Lydia
at 2012-07-25T15:35

恭喜！中間有一段婆婆跟原PO要存摺的嘴臉超像強盜的=.=

By Steve
at 2012-07-26T01:14

恭喜!你超厲害的耶!

By Hedwig
at 2012-07-30T08:05

恭喜~~

By Hedy
at 2012-08-03T16:52

GJ!

By Dinah
at 2012-08-06T06:10

期待你的閃光文!!!

By Edwina
at 2012-08-09T03:18

恭喜!簡直比中樂透還開心^^

By Regina
at 2012-08-10T18:40

說穿了他就是恐懼孩子被搶走吧~ 不過還是恭喜你~

By Liam
at 2012-08-14T15:02

你累了嗎? 保力達B~~~~~~~~~~

By Oliver
at 2012-08-15T11:43

送!!!!

By Ula
at 2012-08-17T21:54

有笑有推

By Joseph
at 2012-08-18T08:18

這婆婆真失敗別人的錢都不是錢還臉皮這麼厚奇葩

By Robert
at 2012-08-23T04:57

入厝請客！！！

By Doris
at 2012-08-26T14:57

恭喜恭喜~我是真的覺得你這一系列可以編成劇本拿去賣~

By Jacky
at 2012-08-28T03:55

恭禧你要出運了啊~~~~~

By Ophelia
at 2012-08-28T16:55

恭喜~推演成電視劇給婆婆們警惕XDD

By Daniel
at 2012-08-29T23:07

每次看到這種文章都會覺得好怕喔。想說到底這種怪婆婆
的人生中發生過一些什麼事，把他變成今天這種可怕的樣子?

By Rae
at 2012-08-30T19:27

好棒

By Genevieve
at 2012-09-03T00:26

超強耶~ 好崇拜原PO的高EQ

By Daniel
at 2012-09-03T07:59

就恐怖

By Emma
at 2012-09-08T06:19

19B1大，就他們的乖兒子結婚啦

By Tom
at 2012-09-11T21:22

樓上XDDDDDDDDDD

By William
at 2012-09-12T12:07

ioryn大說得有理 XD

By Oscar
at 2012-09-15T12:53

得要稱呼這樣自私又貪婪的人為媽真是無奈恭喜要搬走了

By Quintina
at 2012-09-17T02:00

恭喜恭喜，終於能開始新生活了>_<

By Aaliyah
at 2012-09-20T02:40

其實小姑也滿讚的

By Ethan
at 2012-09-22T03:13

恭喜你，要搬家了，但你婆婆真的很有創意！

By Kyle
at 2012-09-26T13:54

好可怕的感覺= =

By Ida
at 2012-10-01T05:24

爽阿!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By Connor
at 2012-10-05T13:33

這種婆婆真的是狠腳色!!

By Mia
at 2012-10-06T20:08

酷斃了!!

By Belly
at 2012-10-08T00:45

好厲害的回話法~我要多學學><

By Caitlin
at 2012-10-11T05:48

恭喜!!

By Sarah
at 2012-10-13T23:06

好棒XDDDD

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