understanding - 異國戀

昨天看了這篇 想說今天我也來學當小派派的角色!!
(小派派後援會民眾應該做的)



以下是我剛剛跟我家這隻的MSN對話 -


我 : I think I should sleep now

Peri : good night

我 : that's all? you just say good night?

Peri : ?

我 : you don't mind? (自以為小派派... )

Peri : why would I mind? (很想捶人唷!)

我 : nothing... you never stop me :P

Peri : from sleeping?

我 : it's White Day... can't you just pretend?

Peri : stay! (我要哭了啦... )

我 : anyway, enough rubbish. Good night =_=

Peri : stay! (我猜他在他電腦的那端笑)

[接著就兩人視訊 我穿著性感的小花睡衣 他在辦公室裡 狂把銀幕遮住怕人看到... ]



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[視訊完冷笑話區]


Peri : shit, late
I will go back in an hour at least

我 : hard working ueberbabe... (我常叫他ueberbabe,是相對uebermensch :P )

Peri : I am working, but the program isn't working!

我 : shout to the program,
"if you don't work, I don't supply you with electricity!" (冷~~~)

Peri : doesn't work
program is stubborn

我 : like men...

Peri : I tell: I will blow you to bits, I will byte you


... (我還是很捧場地笑)



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最後竟然只有祝福我" Happy White Day"
他到底懂不懂什麼是白色情人節啊!!! (捶地)





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and if a double-decker bus crashes into us
to die by your side is such a heavenly way to die
and if a ten-ton truck kills the both of us
to die by your side
well the pleasure - the priviledge is mine.
http://www.wretch.cc/album/quasivitric

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