I'm not tender enough...!! O_@;;; - 異國戀

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Hi everybody! ^O^)/ Show wants me to write a "Tender" article... O_o;;

But, I don't know what to say... I'm not tender!! ><...


The only "tender" things I do for her are:

Open doors for her

Carry her stuff (all of it...)

Wash the dishes

Take out the garbage

Give her a massage everyday or whenever she wants

Never require a massage from her

Never require ANYTHING from her... @_@;;

Always agree with her and say she's right
even when she's not (<--she's still right!)

Whenever she wants to eat some specific food (almost
everyday), try to take her to eat that

ALWAYS take her ALL THE WAY home and make sure she is safe

Try to spend as much time with her as possible

Try like crazy to never miss any of her calls
(even when it's three in the morning.._-_;; )

Let her do whatever she wants and remember it's
always "one-way"

Be manly and do unexpected stuff that she likes

Obey her every command

Treat her as the princess she is!!! (_ _)/


Oh, and Show just told me as I was writing this to add a couple things:

When she passes gas, don't let her feel bad and tell
her she smells liks paradise...@_o;;

Feel bad whenever she feels bad and happy when she feels happy

Never give up on trying to make her feel better

Let her bite any part of the body even if it's covered with bruises
from previous bite-attacks...><... ouch.....


I (was told to) suggest that every guy do these things for his sweety.

You might feel like a slave, but that's okay!!! Really! ^^ She might even
decide to say nice things about you (although probably just here on
CCRomance ^^;;;)


Good Luck!!! (^O^)/


Oh yeah, I also do her laundry, fill her cup whenever it's empty, when she's
taking a nap or sleeping always be at her side so I'm the first thing she
sees when she wakes up, when she wants somthing I will try everything to
buy it even though I don't have money, think she's beautiful forever,
never be angry to her, never complain to her, never say bad things to her,
...and actually it's a lot. ^^;;; I can't really think of everything,
but if I do, I'll tell you (if she gives me permission to do so, I mean..^_^).

By the way, sorry for keeping you all waiting for this article~@_@;/
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All Comments

Sarah avatarSarah2008-03-14
\(^0^)
Olive avatarOlive2008-03-16
哇~~我要拿給Alex看 請她再努力一點
Caitlin avatarCaitlin2008-03-17
XD 好棒!
Delia avatarDelia2008-03-19
sounds crazy....but you're a sweet guy
Rae avatarRae2008-03-21
\(^0^) this is friging cute lol
Charlie avatarCharlie2008-03-25
wow you are so so sweet to your girl XD
Poppy avatarPoppy2008-03-27
You've done a GOOD JOB!!!! (^O^)/
Charlotte avatarCharlotte2008-03-28
hahaha this makes me smile. Gooood :)
Kumar avatarKumar2008-03-30
我覺得Z根本是在破壞N520的形象啊XD...超寫實的
Zenobia avatarZenobia2008-04-03
我看完噴淚耶!!! 明明很溫馨~卻超想哭的
Madame avatarMadame2008-04-06
P看完以後:I am not ur slave, u know that, rite?
Zanna avatarZanna2008-04-09
nd when ur wrong, you are wrong
John avatarJohn2008-04-12
唉 不受教的人
Madame avatarMadame2008-04-15
haha patrick, you're right!I support your point :P
Edward Lewis avatarEdward Lewis2008-04-19
Z你好棒喔!!!!!! 我要拿給BB看
Hardy avatarHardy2008-04-22
(^O^)/
Quanna avatarQuanna2008-04-24
XD 反正我就是鬼嫁...........
Oscar avatarOscar2008-04-25
哇塞!N520你真是過著公主般愜意的生活...乖Z
Dinah avatarDinah2008-04-27
現在我們職位是女王公主跟僕人小弟 SM..............